50 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of August 11, 2025

‘I’m lowkey passionate from miles away’
50 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of August 11, 2025

Charlie Kirk still isn’t in on the South Park joke.

In his reaction to last week’s episode, the gummy right-wing commentator accidentally proved that Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s parody was spot on. Kirk and his team conspicuously removed Cartman’s line about the deceptive editing of his “debate” videos, which roasted Kirk’s tendencies to “edit out” any opponent “who actually argue(s) back well.”

Meanwhile, Monica Lewinsky and John Oliver are bonding over their shared disdain for Jay Leno. The pair recently commiserated over Leno’s holier-than-thou approach to discussing both Lewinsky’s involvement with President Bill Clinton in the 1990s and his later pivot to calling for political “civility” in late-night comedy. “None of us are perfect, but I did not like being lectured by him,” Oliver remembered of their 2019 feud. 
 

“Neither did I,” Lewinsky related. 

Don’t worry, you won’t need to sit through a lecture to laugh at this week’s funniest tweets, including those about giant dragons, “pico de gallon” and the orca whales’ latest attempt at taking down billionaires. 

umbridge taker @IdahoBon... 11h s ... Highly recommend one of these if you're a regular pedestrian. It's like owning a gun. STOP 82 1.7K 63K du 1M
Jaketropolis @jaketropolis 1d s ... asked three different people for the title of this movie. they just keep saying its heat. we have to end gatekeeping vp @ther3dviper.2d MY JAW ON THE FLOOR This is the greatest movie I have seen in my whole life 138 2.6K 79K 4.2M
paige @BonerWizard 1d 3yo informed me today that he likes to break things so I told him he can't just break anything and that I will find him things for him to break. I feel like Dexter's dad. 180 3.9K 117K 2.3M
Micheal @MikeXclOps.1d S ... vintage airpods Dress To Impress Erwanuwy. @erwanuwy- 1d I hope DTI adds vintage airpods soon 206 9.4K 195K 3.4M
jacob @grinchmachine . 20h Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor 11 1.2K 10K 125K
MINAH @itsyaminah. 1d O ... Grok what's his address?! Poetik Flakko @FlakkoPo....2d DRAKE SHARES A PHOTO OF ONE OF HIS SAFES. $ champagnepapi 100 16 م 225K 932 8.4K 15M
Liv @Liv_Agar 20h S ... This is what I mean when I say isabella @tivent_1.1d the looker.... Не looks.... 79 19K 209K 5M
Ivy o @Yogurt414. 1d G ... My mom for years has thought that bendy isn't real and it's something me and my friend made up for some reason RENDY - WARNING S ? ? 15 FR ENRENCE 17 BENDY MINECRAFT $15 i SQUISHY TWISTED ALICE I PINCE - I BENDY SAMMY LAWRENCE BENDY Walmart knows about the cartoon y'all made! 66 3.7K 104K 867K
s ... Brody Foxx @BrodyFoxx 18h wtf is wrong with the clouds G. VEGAN NO ОРЕНТ 160 77K 6.9K 854K
there is no meme @antim... ..1d s ... 158 3K 82K 1.8M
@Vulture_Ve... 1d s ... Jonathan earhood is a spectrum i hear.. everything.. huh. wha? 44 3K 60K - 751K
sir lady knight @medieval... ..18h S eye of newt, hair of dog, and THE cha Labubu Milk 26 21K 1.7K 266K
mike drinks beer @mikehu... 22h ... i'm not for or against the milk hotel 29 712 9.4K del 161K
ru @ruqaiyalore.2 21h i'm lowkey passionate from miles away 11 2.7K 12K del 217K
Ballsack Sports W @Bal... .22h S ... BS More points all time than LeBron. I wanna EST 2021 be the greatest to ever do it. 7:32 5GUC MYM 50667 pts View history 0 1500 3000 4500 6000 209 862 48K 2.7M
BaseballHistoryNut @nu... 17h s ... It took 70 years but it finally happened HU 14 399 2.1K 18K 1.3M
bulb @eggbulb3.10h S ... This is is real fame from Alien: Earth 202 1.9K 46K del 1.5M
horse @horsetwting.18h S ... fuck you???? Tesla @Tesla.2 21h POV you just bought a car that can't drive itself 70 5K 92K 1.3M
TONIA @_liptonia 23h Sani what? BENK BENK @benk_bennettt td id For your own sanitary, never date church girls. 564 5.1K 42K 1.7M
Gritty is the Way @Gritty20.... 12h s ... Looks like the orcas have upped their game. P Pamphlets @PamphletsY-12h BREAKING-A Billionaire's Yacht Exploded near Ibiza... 232 6.6K 88K 1.3M
meredith @dietz_mered... 22h s ... we can't make fun of the french anymore. at least they burn shit. americans are asking chatgpt what is fire ow ow ow grok why it hot 72 7.9K 85K 971K
ileakprivateaccounts @im... .21h s ... shipping internal organs yokomo @mmangoparty.1 19m bladder x womb wag 1 233 2.5K 41K 563K
gini is a showgirl @bottle... .1d s ... album promo goes crazy abc ABC News NEWS @ABC.3d The August full moon, also known as the sturgeon moon, rises behind the Statue of Liberty on Saturday evening. abcnews.link/7mVh8Y6 41 8.6K 84K 1.5M
lindsey ok s ... @lindseyyok. 19h Не had the opportunity to do the funniest thing and failed Bruce Nolan @BruceExc... . 21h Former Georgia and Buffalo Bills draft pick quarterback Jake Fromm is now a client advisor for an insurance brokerage in Atlanta. Sterling Seacrest Pritchard Welcome to the dream team Jake Fromm Client Advisor Atlanta 83 29K the 2.4M 1K
mikayla 7 @mikaylaaaa777.23h s ... 97 OTOYO BAUER and 7 MINNER WIL 2 9 COMING ALL OVER THE ICE Dashy2 TM @Dashytwo.4d What's the funniest sports graphic you've ever seen? 18 646 15K 772K
Thick Grayson @thickgrayso... 9h S ... I goon, I rizz, I drink matcha. But that's what makes me Labubu. And that's my greatest strength 75 3.1K 33K 535K
the thicc husband & father 10h ... finally, a film account with real standards Do They Say The Title? Activity Films Reviews Watchlist Likes N WATCHED DIARY REVIEWS RATING DIARY YEAR Sort by REVIEW ACTIVITY PULP FICTION Pulp Fiction 1994 1/2 Added 20 Nov 2024 2 They don't say the title. Like review 7 likes Midsommar 2019 Added 26 Nov 2024 2 They said the title. MILSOMMAR I'm doing my research on European MIDSOMMAR traditions, these guys are just tagging along. Like review 4 likes Don There Will Be Blood 2007 1/2 Added 24 Nov 2024 They don't say the title.
Respectful Memes @Resp... 1d s ... everything will be ok U a diva keep going 50 5.9K 29K 846K
Tamia @tamiaaaab. 1d G ... Now that's too much damn pico de gallon JunKnee Harris @Jay_FnH.... 1d Not cho shit 610 3K 48K del 2.1M
bigsock @biggersocks. 1d ... If my name was Jeff I'd always be saying things like jeffinitely or I jeffed up 54 2K 28K 412K
s ... Pat Timlin @pat_timlin 23h Looks like the Atlanta Falcons signed a new quarterback DB MORY NFL ALTHCARE TBM OC SPORTS AT&T 2 6:28 MICHAEL PENIS JR 85° WTOC FALCONS QUARTERBACK THE SOUTHEAST NEWS LEADER HI 93 LOW 74 SAT HI 90 LOW 72 HI 90 LOW 75 FRI THU DOWNL LOAD OUR STATESBORO NEWS APP 747 3.1K 60K 4.8M
Respectful Memes @Resp... 1d s ... Chicken ceasar... but does chicken hear her? does chicken understand her? 39 2.9K 34K 702K
no context memes @w....9h s ... CMLL Sorry I can't I'm watching a live stream 45,1K 41 32 27 9.6K 179K 657
victoria @lanternsjordan 17h G ... the fact that he's the only person working in the superhero genre that wears their costume around like he's truly in this for the love of the game @vigilmaker.1d GIF 63 1.8K 42K 539K
NIMB @Nimbopill - 16h s ... Standing behind the plumber like this the whole time he's fixing the toilet 123RF® g123R 123RF 123RF 123RF 123RF 26 975 23K del 328K
G ... void @SOPROSOCIAL RICURRO Spashing HETRLUCK U2 ARBAR PANTERA - - DREAM THEART Gaining 1 IQ Point Every Day VA Smith - paran KISS K QUEEN - ле MIT @RockingRoll777 blur (c) ROS Enere  Honestly | think gathering is even more impressive than hunting in some ways 8:10 PM 3/13/22 Twitter Web App 1:33 PM Aug 10, 2025 737.3K Views 23 1.6K 43K 1.5K
Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram 5h s ... I don't want to panic anyone in Bristol but 531 2.6K 53K 1.2M
MILO????? II comms open Follow ... @mintiliciouss nothing burger is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger, 11:36 AM Aug 11, 2025 1.7M Views 138 11K 137K 4.2K
wiLL G ... @willfulchaos the sister in hereditary after eating those peanuts: POP GRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave. 18h Alex Consani stuns in a speeding car. 27 Jaded Archives 00 5:45 PM . Aug 11, 2025. 595.3K Views 30 1.7K 26K 392
raina douris G ... @RahRahRaina it's a fabulous time to be alive if you love: -verification codes -verifying your email - yelling REAL PERSON into a phone at a robot -reading nightmarish news all day every day - hot 4:43 PM Aug 12, 2025. 1.4M Views 130 10K 120K 2.6K
Anna Krauthamer s ... @AnnaKrauthamer today i was at a group meeting and we were asked to share a talent we have. i went first and described the claw, my ability to reach into my big messy bag and pull out exactly what i want. the girl after me shared that she speaks 10 languages and is now learning her 11th II GIF ALT 12:10 PM Aug 12, 2025 . 3M Views 364 10K 264K 6.5K
this foo @daveed_1931 . 20h ... Liking multiple sports is awesome bc it allows you to be a hater year round 84 6.4K 41K del 919K
arleen G ... @annoyingastros 17h Insane graphic Gate HLO Gate 14 Podcast @Gate14Pod 19h GEORGE SPRINGER HAS BEEN CLEARED BLUE JAYS HEAD IS GOOD Gate 14 21 J 1K 21K del 1.2M
Botto G ... @Botgotshot literally this dude is like a saint compared to what some companies are doing today I Talk! I E-Mail! I Browse! I Search! I Sing! I Laugh! I Download! I Tell Facts! I Schedule! 12:21 AM Aug 12, 2025 5 . 2.3M Views 198 8.8K 118K 6.8K
G ... Wesley @WesleyBout Went to get a Covid test and a giant broccoli man walked by the door P I Asian 12:05 PM. Aug 14, 2025 . 6.5M Views 1.1K 27K 426K 14K
JORDY @jordanxavierr. 21h ... Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell and everyone is just happy to see you.. 83 5.4K 33K 594K
O no context dexter @oocdexter.16h ... My hair randomly at 3 a.m My hair at school 41 3.7K 75K del 1.1M
no context dexter @oocdexter. 18h G ... When my dog starts to piece together what a double u ay el kay is 0:01 32 988 25K 794K
O ... Jen @junbuug 19h why look at ai garbage when you can look at my garbage + Brash Fan Fan Hard Line Tran Pencil Brush Lieu Lasso Tube Liquity Eraus Transfree Evedros suz Gradient Blend On Streets لا Charcoal Chisei Braw2 Royad Smudige Stretch Dets 145 7K 96K del 602K
JARCHIE ( @KNIGHTMOVES.1d ... my mom accidentally recorded the UANUARYR entirety of the naked gun movie on imessage voice note x + 111:23 НА НА Ok I just committed a crime. Dad and I went to see Naked Gun and when we got home and I pulled out my phone I saw that I had been voice recording for 111 minutes. Please don't tell the FBI. I have deleted it. 52 1.9K 96K 1.2M

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