35 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, August 13, 2025

‘Men will ruin your life and then send you an IG reel’
35 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, August 13, 2025

Haven’t seen Team America: World Police? That’s okay. Quentin Tarantino has seen it enough times for all of us.

The director recently admitted that he saw Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s 2004 comedy “five or six times” during its theatrical release, as he was the lone person in Hollywood the movie didn’t “skewer.” “Oh my God, I’m the only person in town that’s referenced respectfully in Team America!’” he said of the film’s brief homage to Kill Bill.

Judd Apatow wasn’t so lucky. Early in his career, the director got roasted by Jay Leno, who personally called Apatow to tell him the jokes he’d sent him “weren’t any good.” “He was so nice about it that I got excited that I could talk to him,” Apatow explained.

Unlike Apatow’s early work, these hilarious tweets are ready for primetime. Today’s funniest include those about cubed rice, “labububbls” and who is actually on first.

Possum Reviews @Revie... 19h s ... Smelling cigarettes in public vs smelling weed in public. 192 563 14K del 220K
good reddit (correct vers... 11h S ... I gave my labubu a BBL Customization 812 17K 49 to 316K
@user000000.19h G ... you still have a long life ahead of you 26 6.3K 24K 273K
@hoodheresi... 22h s ... ja-hamon Word to the wise Never fart in your sarcophagus 16 1.8K 28K 399K
Fuwafa @fuwafavt. 1d s ... woahhg... SQUEEZE MY TUMMY TO TURN ME ON! zable TLIGHT $29.99 83 2.4K 36K 509K
Brett @haffball7.13h S ... If I had a nickel for every time Shohei Ohtani got himself involved in a major financial scandal, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice. JOMBOY OMEDIA Jomboy Media @Jombo... . 20h Shohei Ohtani and his agent Nez Balelo are being sued by a Hawaii real estate investor for allegedly sabotaging a $240 million real estate project, per @The_Japan_News B I Dodgers 17 new baince new bala + 69 730 16K del 1.4M
The Green Kasey @Raw... . 10h s ... His name is actually Spider-Man but you're close wens.1998 @1998Wens.1 1d This suit man GIF 1.8K 18 51K 902K
autist @litteralyme0_. 12h ... When you're tired of fake laughing at coworkers jokes so u just start looking at them like this 0:05 x alyme0 89 3.9K 38K del 762K
Armand Domalewski @Ar... 9h s ... the train will be too noisy for my dead father is probably the funniest NIMBY argument I've ever heard My father is buried near those tracks and they are going to disturb him and many others, local resident Debbie Hippie said. 131 881 18K 358K
BaseballHistoryNut @nu... 17h s ... It took 70 years but it finally happened HU 14 399 2.1K 18K 1.3M
bulb @eggbulb3.10h S ... This is is real fame from Alien: Earth 202 1.9K 46K del 1.5M
Whar ? @the_whar.16h This fanfic shit is easy AE + ... What's the matter, Riddler? Batman sneered. Don't you have another riddle to tell me? I can't. Riddler replied solemnly. The writer's too stupid to think of one. 62 6.4K 79K 802K
@shitpost.... 19h s ... Shitpost 2049 How being sick feels like: 186 28K 192K del 2.4M
ileakprivateaccounts @im... .21h s ... shipping internal organs yokomo @mmangoparty.1 19m bladder x womb wag 1 233 2.5K 41K 563K
Aelfred The Great @aelfr... 17h s ... Midsommar and I just don't go to Sweden DepressedBergman @D.... . 18h If you were offered $10 million but had to live and survive for a whole year inside any Horror movie's world, which movie would you pick? 78 412 14K 281K
Joel @whitefeelimgs 15h Sort of forgot I had a public Facebook page. Haven't used it in years. My brother reminded me about it after a recent job interview and suggested that I remove the Jared Fogle Innocence Project, which I had listed as an employer. 9 264 8.5K del 131K
@buffys.21h s ... Alphabet lost her hat 46 1.1K 20K 214K
jynx @jynxbby.1 16h men will ruin ur life and then send you an ig reel 62 1.9K 12K 259K
gini is a showgirl @bottle... .1d s ... album promo goes crazy abc ABC News NEWS @ABC.3d The August full moon, also known as the sturgeon moon, rises behind the Statue of Liberty on Saturday evening. abcnews.link/7mVh8Y6 41 8.6K 84K 1.5M
chaotic memes @meme... . 18h s ... Objectives Te be part of your company wherein I can enfance my richs and gan more knowledge as well as develop my personality as a career person Education Hire me to unlock my full potential 14 17K 251K 819
Prudy™ @thisisprudy 1d Awareness. they can raise awareness. @ZinnyCooks 1d if you were kidnapped how much can your circle of friends raise for your ransom? 118 3.4K 16K 371K
Stallion 1d @nosi ... You get on this app and see words you never thought you see in one sentence Amke. @amukelani_02.1d if you're doing people's eye lashes, please try and not dj before touching our faces?? 47 4.5K 26K 803K
Respectful Memes @Res... . 17h s ... It's a chemistree 19 945 14K 175K
i like food @messedupfo... 14h s ... this is exactly how i wanted it 15 502 116K 12K
Daily Memes @thedailym... 17h s ... III Google J. Cole's full name x ALL IMAGES NEWS VIDEOS MAPS @MasiPopal J. Cole / Full name Jalapeño Coleslaw 5 320 8.6K 135K
duck @ExtremeBlitz_.22h s ... me in 2026 when GTA 6 is 98.7% installed and I see a mushroom cloud in the distance ExtremeBiltz 0:05 1.2K 468K 58 30K
dinosaur @dinosaurs1969.23h s ... Slazzer @slaz_is_here go go gadget bullet proof head Scooby Doo @ScoobyD00Snacks-1d Gun to your head. What are your last words 6:07 PM 2/6/21 Twitter Web App 5 359 8.4K 83K
Bibawen @asimbawe. 21h s ... Just doing shit duck @ExtremeBlitz_.21h What is the meaning of life? 21 1.2K 11K 274K
Braindead Bird App s ... @tragicbirdapp. 16h nice parking shit smear adidas + 1,341 comments X shit smear thanks 06-22 Reply 20.9K 1 318 79K 10K
Orwell I & Goode @OrwellNGoode ... 23h s ... There's always a white guy who really fucks with keeping the fire going and I respect that 40 530 12K 130K
Shitpost 2077 @shitpost_2077 . 20h s ... + FINLAND ITALY FINALLY FINALY imgflip com 16 1K 16K 159K
raina douris G ... @RahRahRaina it's a fabulous time to be alive if you love: -verification codes -verifying your email - yelling REAL PERSON into a phone at a robot -reading nightmarish news all day every day - hot 4:43 PM Aug 12, 2025. 1.4M Views 130 10K 120K 2.6K
omeo IRIS @ihyomeo . 19h G ... Не slapped me too MM My Mixtapez @mymixtapez Sep 26, 2024 Quavo ordered to pay nearly $700,000 in damages for slapping a valet driver in 2018. 216 1.8K 18K 552K
evil f skeleton s ... megaplex @chumblings. 17h SOON goal physique - 60 509 10K del 98K
Anna Krauthamer s ... @AnnaKrauthamer today i was at a group meeting and we were asked to share a talent we have. i went first and described the claw, my ability to reach into my big messy bag and pull out exactly what i want. the girl after me shared that she speaks 10 languages and is now learning her 11th II GIF ALT 12:10 PM Aug 12, 2025 . 3M Views 364 10K 264K 6.5K

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