20 Giggle-Inducing Jokes From the Best Giggle-Inducers in the Comedy Biz

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20 Giggle-Inducing Jokes From the Best Giggle-Inducers in the Comedy Biz
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We wanted to start this list by challenging you to try and not laugh, but then we thought, why would we attempt to stifle laughter? That’s not our style. 

We’d love it if you laughed as much as humanly possible, so maybe the challenge here is to see how long and how loud you can laugh throughout the entire list. Get your stopwatch and decibel meter out and let us know how you did.

Norm Macdonald

Norm Macdonald SPORTS NOPM LIVE MACDONALD GEMDOU JASH EVE I wouldn't call myself a fan of steampunk, but I will admit it's the healthiest way to pre- pare punk. Aside from broilpunk. CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW

Jimmy O. Yang

COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM I'm very proud to represent Asians. But at the same time, there's so much pressure. Like, nobody ever went up to Matt Damon and be like, hey, Matt, thanks for representing the whites. Jimmy O. Yang

Margaret Cho

COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM If you get into an argument with a vegan, say I'm wrong and run away as fast as you can. Do not f*** with vegans because they will f*** you up. BECAUSE THEY ARE HUNGRY. Margaret Cho

Steve Martin

Thankfully, perseverance is a great substitute for talent.

Dave Attell

CRACKED DAVE ATTELL Remember when you were young and you think your dad is Superman? And then you grow up and realized he's just a drunk who wears a cape.

Ricky Gervais

CRACKED RICKY GERVAIS My greatest hero is Nelson Mandela. What a man. Incarcerated for 25 years, he was released in 1990 and he hasn't reoffended. I think he's going straight, which shows you prison does work.

Rodney Dangerfield

I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.

Gary Gulman

GARY GULMAN I got very sick with 'the depresh.' ... My wife said, Gary, all you were doing was crying and sleeping. And I get so defensive. I always say, I also watched Better Call Saul. CRACKED

Source: Gary Gulman: The Great Depresh on HBO

Neil Brennan

NEAL BRENNAN I think people with depression have the reputation for feeling sorry for themselves or they fell into a bad mood and were too lazy to get out of it. But, believe me, I'm not lazy, nor did I approach this lazily. Like, I went to a psychiatrist and a psychologist. If you don't know the difference, congrats for having a great life. CRACKED

Source: Neil Brennan ‘3 Mics’ on Netflix

Tiffany Haddish

TIFFANY HADDISH I know what depression is, first-hand. I know. I was homeless three different times in my life. I know what the f*** depression is. And they even gave me medication for it. I'mma tell you right now, alright? I don't like that medication. I don't like it at all. I rather be moist and crazy than dry and sane. That medication dry you up! ... Do you know how hard it is to walk fast when your coochie dry? CRACKED

Source: Tiffany Haddish ‘Black Mitzvah’ on Netflix

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