20 Jokes to Keep Top of Mind the Next Time Your Elevator Is Taking a Little Longer Than Usual
Give the weather a break and strike up a convo with these!
Don’t get us wrong, the weather is a classic conversation starter. It’s something that the other person is experiencing as well, so you won’t risk offending them by opening with something like, “Don’t you hate kids?” But jokes can be much better conversation starters.
Actually, now that we think about it, you still risk offending some people with a few of these risqué jokes, but at least it’d be with a joke instead of some dumb question about hating kids.
Right? Come on guys, right? Anyone?
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