35 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, August 4, 2025

‘You’re calling me a beautiful girl, the thing that almost killed Sean Kingston’
35 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, August 4, 2025

Fifteen years have passed since King of the Hill last hit the small screen, but for Stephen Root, revisiting life on Rainey Street was as easy as cracking open a cold can of Alamo. Ahead of the show’s premiere, Root spoke about his iconic character of Bill Dauterive, saying that returning to the series felt like “coming home and seeing your family.” 

“We all feel like we have these guys in the back of our head(s) at all moments,” Root told Cracked’s Brian VanHooker of his creative process. That said, the actor did credit the show’s new showrunner, Saladin Patterson, with helping him apply a fresh “point-of-view” surrounding his role ahead of the revival. “There was a freshness that he brought to the show along with some new characters,” Root explained, “which juices it up a bit.”

Ashley Gardner is also examining her role in the long-running animated series. Gardner, who plays Nancy Gribble, admitted that just like her character loves her husband, Dale Gribble, she also greatly enjoyed working with the late Johnny Hardwick. “Johnny wasn’t a conspiracy theorist, but every now and then, he’d say something and I’d be like, ‘Johnny, what are you talking about?’” she remembered of the actor behind her on-screen spouse. “So, there was some similarity in terms of the vibe between the character and him as a person.”

It’s no conspiracy, however, that these tweets are absolutely hilarious. Today’s funniest include those about old babies, drinking with your platonic pals and the universal experience of reading the Goosebumps.

S ... bob dhillon @thebugcollect0r - 3 3h the doctor is neither near nor far louis slotin @365potropica 4h smoking AND eating an apple in public 48 36K 2.6K 456K
G ... Tracking Gina's Wins @RaimondosWins 16h Не could have voted for Obama and seen Tupac live but he's going to be a Chat GPT iPad baby who can't read :( Dexerto @Dexerto - 17h The world's oldest baby has been born from an embryo frozen in 1994 Thaddeus Daniel Pierce is over 30 years old despite being born July 26, 2025 Kejaic IVE La WAKE YAY! PRVY IT'S TRANSFER TRANSTER DAY DAY NOVEMBER 2024 3 267 12K 237K
cunt eatswood @nova_Corpse 19h ... having a drink with people i won't fuck, call it a gin and platonic 6 615 8.7K del 142K
Laura @motion_muse. 20h ... i'm gonna flick ur bean when i say this 9 1.6K 14K 326K
weather @dsxf234161 11h ... HURRICANE IN 3 FUCKING SECONDS GET READY BITCH 148 4.5K 41K del 760K
Rebel @rebelhasaura 21h ... RADE you're in her dms, i'm in the passenger seat of her car. she is parallel parking. i have been here for 30 minutes 51 1K 22K 488K
leaf @hikigrrl . 15h ... if i had balls i'd twist them around a bunch and then let them unravel really fast 190 4.6K 53K del 1.1M
O ... Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt - 17h SEXY MINION ROLEPLAY GROUP 18+ (PLEASE NO MORE GRUS WE HAVE ENOUGH GRUS) > Public group 2.6K members Join Group 390 6.1K 55K del 2.1M
@diomuarr 20h ... you're calling me a beautiful girl. the thing that almost killed sean kingston. 7 3.3K 28K del 634K
O ... Ronettes Updates @ronettescrave. 22h Did you know? The Ronettes could have very well been the first hit cyclops girl group if they were all born with one singular eye. 53 1.9K 25K del 327K
O ... April Clark @autogynefiles 18h A psychic told me I would be killed by a 30 year old man in his 60s. I laughed it off as utter nonsense. I'm not laughing anymore. POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave. 19h A child has been born from an embryo frozen in 1994, making it the oldest baby ever. 1994 rech 910 24K 528K del 10M
We don't deserve cats S ... @catsareblessing. 19h Never stop meowing Never stop meowing 21 1.3K 33K 1.5M
Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter +16h G ... Tom Brady was so good that growing up I used to kneel next to my bed and pray that the Patriot's plane would explode @NFL. 19h NFL NFL Happy Birthday @TomBrady WAR WORLD WORLD BRADY SHOWAN WORLD CHAMPIOUS ENDIA WERS 950 234K 10K 12M
The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana.21h G ... This is your last Swedish lesson! 70 3.1K 36K del 904K
frye @___frye 14h ... the term bisexual is so confusing. are you sexual twice a week or once every other week 91 837 13K 342K
@ianisgayjesus . 8h G ... waii Why is the shadow giving Jeramy Allen white + 108.7K ... 364 5 314 91K 9.7K
Harry Fong @AGenuineOutlaw. 17h ... I'm way too online I thought the red lines were those posture lines incels put on photos happy frida day @happyfridaday.17h happy frida fsunday mirates 12 601 32K 667K
Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers 22h ... Dentist told me I needed a crown, glad someone's finally recognised this 32 1.4K 13K del 224K
trixie @capableofluv. 18h G ... Analyzing every second of Illegal by PinkPantheress. 0:00 - Silence, implying that the song has not started yet. Illegal PinkPantheress 0:00 59 2.5K 44K 784K
g @girlremembers 19h ... ever since i was a little girl i wanted to retire 8 2.4K 8.5K del 189K
Rolo Tony @PoorOldRoloTony.20h s ... I watched a good movie last night Cool, which one? Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmm I forget Who was in it? Idk What was it about? It was funny Barto @bartonovopolis Aug 2 Talking about movies with coworker GIF II 2.3K 84 69K del 1.2M
lesbian wife guy ... @verysmallriver do not overmix make sure there are no pockets or lumps of flour i can only do one of those things big dog 3:29 PM Aug 3, 2025 390.7K Views 17 1.6K 31K 400
Clare @SayWhatSugar. 21h G ... are they together irl? 3d Reply 12 depends on the day 16 1.1K 17K 150K
Yash(Not a Manhoe) @PatheticWeasel Aug 3 G ... The first person to be allowed to post 'i was born in the wrong generation unironically NEW YORK New York Post POST @nypost Aug 1 'World's oldest baby' born in Ohio from embryo frozen over 30 years ago: report trib.al/LqCa3Ty IVE Lab ОТ WAVE YAY! PROV IT'S TRANSFER MANSTER OALL DAY Pierce, Lindsey Snowflakes G-1831 2024-11-14 40 9.6K 124K del 2M
emmylou diamond phillips @thamosdeaf f . 18h G ... Me reading Goosebumps when I was seven دار @gyeoIbi Aug 3 how do I get it's okay to be afraid of a new chapter 19K views 2 mo ago Auto-dubbed ...more inayah 261K Subscribe 9 1.3K 30K 584K
ciel @ikeIolita 3h ... bro i'm dropping 15 tweets a day with zero likes IG:builddahoe @builddahoe 17h why are you dropping a 15+ song album with 500 monthly listeners 20 2.2K 12K del 220K
+!jr ... @02jrr_ British people saying yall piss me off 7:45 PM Aug 2, 2025 1.1M Views 210 2.4K 35K 1.2K
StayDownTre @longlivejrock.1 16h ... the can't manipulate me, i already am a terrible person 40 5.1K 19K del 486K
christover @bored2die 10h ... Backing out the driveway I thought I was having psychosis PASSENGER AIR BAG OFF NAW x x MENU APP CAR MENU Lookl Safe to move? 20.0 14 1.6K 34K del 451K
Soleil @soleiljolina 20h ... Sorry for having a tiny waist and correct opinions 13 3.3K 10K 294K
Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell. 15h ... yeah I'm so done with edibles, I was on the toilet tryna put my seatbelt on 137 386 9.7K del 1M
davey @daveybad . 20h i use so much paper towel i really need to calm down i'm not kidding 53 3.4K 12K del 360K
lims @ @limizms 17h ... Asked my grandpa if he had a scale i could borrow and he pulled out this ancient artifact HEAR - LO UED 197 2.5K 51K del 920K
$lap г. @slvppy . 19h G ... Me drunk af going nonverbal and just smiling for no reason 21 1.4K 10K 319K
Memes de maconheiro @memesconha - 19h G ... 19 2.8K 22K 535K

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