35 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, July 31, 2025

‘I drank matcha before drinking matcha became performative’
35 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, July 31, 2025

Taylor Swift famously dubbed herself as “a nightmare dressed like a daydream,” but to Happy Gilmore 2 fans, the beloved singer-songwriter is something entirely different. 

Amid the Adam Sandler sequel’s stacked cast of guest stars — which includes Bad Bunny and Swift’s boyfriend/Kansas City Chiefs tight end, Travis Kelce — fans began speculating that the “Blank Space” singer may have secured a stealth appearance in the flick, and mauled her honey-slathered beau from inside of a bear suit. 

“Why do I feel like Taylor was in the bear suit!!?” one fan speculated of the arguable Midsommar follow-up. 

“Dying to know — is it @taylorswift in the bear costume??” asked a second. “I hope so!”

While Swifties sleuth out whether their favorite pop girlie has entered her hungry bear era, South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have been struggling to remember all the details crammed into their nearly three-decade-spanning animated series. The pair revealed that much like us, they’re often thrown by the show’s complex lore, and rely on fan forums and Wikipedia to help them keep all the characters straight. 

“We can look on any kind of South Park fanbase or whatever, and find — ‘Oh yeah, we did that, that’s who that kid’s mom is,’” Parker explained to an audience of fans at San Diego Comic-Con this past weekend. “It’s like, ‘What did his mom do for a living? We’ll just go on the internet.’” 

Fortunately, the internet’s brightest minds have given us more than South Park archives. They’re also responsible for penning these certifiably hilarious tweets. The funniest include those about summer travels, a feral La La Land reboot and the modern-day equivalent of Willy Wonka’s golden ticket. 

Liam @liminaluncle. Jul 30 s ... squidward if he was a chernobyl first responder Food Pleaser @FoodPleaser. Jul 28 What's your first thought when you see this burger? 26 974 28K del 1.2M
Emo Bot 9000 @EmoBot9000 . 1 13h ... Call me Darn cuz I been Tootin' 18 2.6K 36K 1.6M
marina @bloodmajicks . 18h ... (hitting him with rolled up newspaper) NO! bad white boy, very very bad! 46 4K 38K 872K
jay @kendallhosseini • 14h G ... going to buy a celsius energy drink looking for the vodka seltzer like its willy wonka's golden ticket POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave. 16h High Noon warns consumers that some of its vodka seltzers were accidentally labeled as Celsius energy drinks. NET SUGAR - CALORIES HIGH NOON CELSIUS LIVE FIT SUN SIPS VODKA & SODA SPARKLING WATERMELON ESSENTIAL ENERGY ACCELERATES METABOLICA BURNS BODY FAT BLACK CHERRY MACE WITH REAL nate CM O do VOCK AITH REAL FRUIT JUICE SPARKLING MATER & NATURAL on OZ (255ml) 45% DOB 155 ml 44 6K 97K del 3.8M
kit @tourniquetguy.22h s ... 29 on twitter #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER ACT LIKE A Nephew THINK LIKE A UNCLE 3K 29K 46 802K
bedbug (band) ... @bedbugOFFICIAL Guy in front of me at the DMV has never heard of tap or insert card as a payment method. Не keeps laughing and telling the clerk I'm a sliding guy 6:24 PM . Jul 30, 2025 707.3K Views 58 921 36K 1.1K
@NINENAILSINCH - 20h كيوان ... it's too late bro. your argument means nothing. i just created an image collage of all your favorite things and labeled it performative male starter pack 19 1.3K 21K 369K
aund @lgbtfortnite 16h ... Letterboxd this letterboxd that... she need to LET HER BOX be put upon me 23 1.1K 14K 360K
kat @allrisemeow 12h s ... awwww our cycles are synced FOX FOX Sports: MLB FOX @MLBONFOX-12h The Dodgers announced that Shohei Ohtani left today's start with cramps G SUGGETINGS NB LosAngel 22 708 19K 613K
grace @gracesftdt - 13h s ... seeing one of these in 2012 was like being taken to disney world freestyle being El 22 AGE PHIL WK TVJI - i Il Water DAL into - 3 1.5K 39K 341K
L.L. Human Clickbait @human_clickbait - 15h ... I love when I get 30 messages from CVS that my prescription is ready and when I finally go to pick it up they're like Hm we actually have no idea who you are or what you're talking about 98 3K 61K 980K
kc @sharksf1n . 2 23h ... i drank matcha before drinking matcha became performative 65 3.6K 13K 370K
JT @jiratickets 18h s ... Never kill yourself TELLA American Alrines AAdvantage Biscoff® Lotus Life is better American an AAdvan member NET WT.O. 90Z (25g) COOKIES Join for fre JT @jiratickets Jun 26 Rich man, poor man. married man, lonely man. none of that matters when the flight attendant hands you that tiny plastic cup of apple juice and all your worries fade away 100 679 14K del 464K
jeffrey s ... @JeffScape Is this good? 4:47 PM Jul 30, 2025 244.9K Views 319 898 14K 569
Sisa @TheTitanBaddie 6h ... Skinny kings having been taking down big booty baddies for centuries Rico @RicosRevengex - 18h Back shots are truly generational 54 1.9K 26K 957K
chicken boy @badrechicken - 16h S ... aw man CHICKEN BOUNDA Album Chicken Sounds Chicken Sounds Animals Sounds Nature Sounds New Age . 2022 . 8 songs, 9 min 31 sec + List Title # Plays L Chicken Sounds 1 231,947 1:02 Chicken Sounds, Animals Sounds, Nature S... Chicken Nature Sounds 2 67,386 1:11 Chicken Sounds, Animals Sounds, Nature S... Chicken Sounds Ambience 63,205 1859 Chicken Sounds, Animals Sounds Nat Sorry, Soun you need to verify your account using an ID before you can access this album. 25 1.7K 17K 158K
REALIST!C @mistervacation 13h ... me when i was addicted to homie hopping DJ MAN BEATER @notmarcelines . 1 13h you were recommended to me by some people 74 1.2K 15K del 535K
ManicMelTM @melorajayne. 23h ... i always . tell people to drive safe then get in my car and drive straight into a curb 38 2.2K 13K 393K
Images AI Could Never R... @imagesaico... 20h s ... @scar... 6/21/21 S ... isabella lovestory me behind uffie in 2009 ..... ... ..... 00800 severd ...... 7 104 923 rulli @rullirulli_ 6/21/21 gurl why you holding an abacus? 1 10 79 isabella lovestory @scarylovestory bitch to count the bpm 30 1.6K 32K 347K
24 @iceihy 21h ... this too shall pass but wtf 39 23K 74K del 1.2M
Sophie Vershbow @svershbow.23h s ... 2023: Barbie Summer 2024: Brat Summer 2025: Captain von Trapp Summer 13 1.3K 15K del 242K
Stunna @incognitoStunna.23h ... li College ex liked my IG pic from 2 years ago so I went down 5 years and liked our old formal picture. Now we wait 258 1.9K 148K 4.5M
Mcdonald's#1 Wairror unar... @TWOHANDE... . 17h s ... Dude that fucking sucks so bad**blows my vape smoke in your face* thats so fucked up that happend to u 26 3.3K 30K 753K
P @the_P_God . 1 19h ... Bro we'll just grab 2 beers after work. That's it. Quick 2 beers for happy hour. I promise you'll be home for dinner with your gf. 2 beers. Maybe 3 beers. An hour. 2 tops. Could be 4 beers. But no more than that. 66 846 24K 1.2M
xxl @xxldubem Jul 29 ... my lil brother turning 4 today but since money tight we not gon tell him 472 5.6K 145K 3.5M
cleo @luke50yen Jul 30 ... Parody account worlds last antiperformative man Coming Home beabadoobee Music 000000 wats dis i only know this person from the nba youngboy meme thing 46 1.6K 57K del 963K
communist daughter @400luxblows.19h ... Listening to Brockhampton at 8am just to feel something 106 5.1K 59K del 1M
Slime @BrendanDaGawd . 19h S ... OMG THE WATER IS so MATCHA CODED 39 1.4K 20K 470K
Jonathan Fujii @jonathanfujii_ Jul 30 G ... Welcome back La La Land UPDATES IN Film Updates @FilmUpdates Jul 30 New look at Nick and Judy in 'ZOOTOPIA 2' In theaters November 26. 126 15K 180K 3.1M
do xie @doxie_gay Jul 30 G ... J.K. Rowling: schizzy @crybabybuick - Jul 30 The mold in my room is feeding me information 9 2.9K 39K 665K
club sandwich @ludensee 23h ... if I text you asking if you want something from the store, you have 10, maybe 15 seconds to respond 67 4.3K 65K 941K
Kristen @Kica333 . 1 16h ... Since summer is almost over here's list of all the places I've been able to visit so far: 1. Work 2. Home 111 2.6K 19K 317K
demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon no 20h ... M therapist > Today 10:37 PM that one homie who's not gonna make it due to entirely self-imposed limitations Liam (@liminaluncle) x.com you as fuck Imao ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿ Liam @liminaluncle Jul 29 that one homie who's not gonna make it due to entirely self-imposed limitations 8 782 21K 280K
s jo @pokebow1s Jul 30 ... where is she rn when we need her give me a vibrator nd ima counter attack Glock + @TheyLuvGlocky-1d Wyd in this situation Show this thread 38 7.8K 117K del 1.4M
pavlo @LaughterHaver 13h ... WE'RE SUPPOSED YOU'RE TO be. hungover at work 1 587 9.9K 235K

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