35 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, July 30, 2025

‘Pronouncing ‘labubus’ like an ancient Roman name’
35 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, July 30, 2025

After a week of speculation, Twitter libs anointing South Park as the new “resistance” and a decently-sized White House meltdown, we finally have an answer to the burning question on every TV fan’s mind: No, President Donald Trump’s googly-eyed penis wasn’t CGI. 

On Tuesday, South Park’s social media pages offered fans a look behind the scenes of last week’s instantly iconic live action “Pro-Trump” PSA, revealing that Donnie’s appendage wasn’t computer-generated, but rather the work of some good ol’ fashioned puppetry. In the photos, we can see South Park co-creator Trey Parker playing the not-so-highly-coveted role of 47’s schlong, his index finger outfitted with a dick-like prosthetic as he placed his hand between the actor playing Trump’s thighs.

Expertly recreating a president’s dick isn’t the only thing that’s landed South Park in the news recently either. In a new clip promoting the show’s next episode, fans were surprised not only at the inclusion of right-wing commentator/comically tiny face advocate, Charlie Kirk, but also that the installment is set to air not on July 30th, but on August 6th. As neither Paramount nor anyone from South Park’s team has confirmed that this break was pre-planned, fans are speculating about what could be causing such a holdup. 

Another delay of South Park,” lamented one fan on Twitter. “If this continues, I will be suing Paramount on Matt and Trey’s behalf.” 

While we wait and see if they need to call their attorney, we’ll enjoy these hilarious tweets, the funniest of which include those about polycule dinner time, Ant Twitter and what actually beats a Jet2 holiday.

damián @bloodmumble. 19h G ... babe please you re not a 1940s private investigator yo: - Canad - DEAD OR ALIVE 13 1 19 2.7K 19K del 333K
barrel rolls ... @barrel_rolls at the doctor's office booing all the names being called that aren't mine 4:36 PM Jul 29, 2025 1M Views 46 4.5K 60K 1K
freia lobo @freialobo 13h ... One of my longest standing hobbies is thinking about whether I should get an iPad. It's not about the iPad it's about imagining the alternate life I might live as someone who has an iPad. Love to wonder about it 121 3K 31K 676K
schizzy @crybabybuick 9h The mold in my room is feeding me information 21 1.5K 8.9K 182K
Jeanie @buttforager 17h ... Sending that 6th text W no reply feels so good it's like shooting up 19 740 9.2K 216K
cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_ 13h G ... This Diva Rachel, 21 late for everything turned off by bad grammar gave herself a black eye to get out of work 11 1.6K 21K del 209K
pomegranate 3: @psychadelicfurr - 22h ... i need my dick sucked so bad but i have this stupid ass vagina 124 19K 118K del 2.1M
jay @kendallhosseini 18h G ... with over 8 hours still left... this feels like a threat POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave. 18h Today's news, with over 8 hours still left EST time: Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau spotted strolling/dining Tom Cruise & Ana de Armas hold hands Pamela Anderson & Liam Neeson are dating 9 679 22K 443K
Anne Teefa @lipbalmwhore 23h ... went to google something in front of my boyfriend and i had 10 tabs of engagement rings open on safari (we've been together 3 months) GIF II bravo 29 930 52K del 718K
Vanessa @cyrillasundays 23h ... Not dating for marriage or for fun but for a secret third thing (need a back massage) 29 3.7K 29K 840K
indie @INDIEWASHERE Jul 29 ... people are dating who've never dated before POP CRAVE @PopCrave Jul 29 Pop Crave Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau spotted at dinner together in Canada, TMZ reports. 19 1.2K 40K del 1.1M
DeviantPigg @DefectivePigg • 23h ... Your Dasher ? Steven Order is taking a while Received now Giving you a lemon from my tree Received now 28 905 36K 416K
jay @kendallhosseini.23h ... the phrase what the hell, sure was made for moments like these Pop Base @PopBase Jul 29 Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau were spotted having dinner together in Canada. (via TMZ) 48 7K 167K 3.2M
Perc @PercThaGoat Jul 28 ... 5:57 Alazay Salazar Follow ... Jul 1 My life so private nobody knows I hit a Parked car Like Send Share 138 1.7K shares Most relevant Alazay Salazar Lius said onns and went on with my life got 56 1.9K 18K 567K
i like food @messedupfoods . 14h O ... 3 4 Handing these out to everyone who believes in me 9 9 8 TO TO SINGCALL S M M P WIN I being THE People I I 3 / 10 3 0 , N B و CHA 6 د MADE ESC I I britte I Kan enjoy adidas ا OF CH 15 1.2K 17K del 304K
Mr. lil harlow & the big step... @Nore_... 21h s ... Rest in peace to all the soldiers that died in the service I dive in her cervix 2 CHAINZ U DA REALESTY MI Wost @mosthiphop 21h We gotta start including 2 Chainz in the greatest lyricist conversations idc x.com/tinaturttle/st... 117 6K 74K del 2.4M
no context memes @weirddalle . 15h G ... yes mr casino my husband didn't eat his vegetables so don't let him gamble 28 1.7K 37K 857K
September @DeathNMidsummer 17h ... twitter for ants: does anyone else lowkey fw the queen? ... 20K 20K 20K does anyone else lowkey fw the queen? ... 20K 20K 20K does anyone else lowkey fw the queen? ... 20K 20K 20K does anyone else lowkey fw the queen? ... 20K 20K 20K 76 2.6K 39K del 383K
frye @___frye 14h ... pronouncing labubus like an ancient roman name 78 797 14K del 473K
The Sims Nostalgia @Sims_Nostalgia 23h G ...  Cannelle I once set up a Sim to have my exact life. The Sim spent all the time crying. :-/ I stopped playing after that. 3 819 16K del 102K
roxy demento @falseroxy 18h ... i have access to ketchup so it's fine @Natash_xoxo Jul 16 Ketchup isn't available, what are you putting on these? 16 557 23K del 298K
hunter @hunter_hhhh . 1 15h she loves me... *plucks pubic hair* she loves me not.... 32 1.6K 13K del 209K
No Context Frogs @nocontextfrogs 22h 0 ... Yep Frog Detector 33 1.2K 19K 923K
karina'9VB° @karina_core 19h ... yes girl start your day at 3:24 pm 196 14K 73K 1.2M
sean @DilettanteryPod 12h ... dressing up to see my crab THE GIANT CRAB OF JAPAN Lacephon as - 20 591 7.7K del 98K
@user000000 10h fuck a jet2 holiday i need to kill myself this summer 51 6.3K 23K del 670K
# : star !! @st4rr_zz1.17h G ... oh what 22:58 1 ? Subscribe to Games III P E N I S o M E G A 132 4.3K 49K 718K
G ... d @filmvirgo 17h who else is up and feeding their moon 24 1.9K 16K 248K
berwyn choobs @sabatonfan69 20h ... 15 years ago randomness meant everything. You could just tacos xD your way out of most conversations. Now of days they lock you up for saying things like that. 41 2.4K 18K 221K
Pukicho @pukicho 11h O ... Laughed so hard I ran a red light and took out 4 pedestrians and wrapped my car around a tree WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme. Jul 28 YOU ROCK! YOU RULE! 41 1.5K 25K 469K
@imagesaico... 20h Images AI Could Never R... ... Junpei lori BOYS 10:27 PM SHE WASN'T GHOSTING ME 10:27 PM SHE WAS JUST AT THE PSYCH WARD 10:27 PM LET'S GOOOOOOO 10:27 PM 73 2.8K 45K del 925K
OF tendollar @tendollardanny 23h ... - you get off from work? excuse me? 35 2.6K 36K 623K
meg amind @meglime11 20h O ... If the world was ending I'd wanna be next to you 32 2.9K 20K 550K
Negato @Negat0_ . 8 8h ... The polycule when they have to decide what's for dinner GEROS Elenat @HaromeBae 15h I was in an 88 person polyamorous relationship for like a week x.com/schmoozex/stat... 10 3.4K 57K 675K
gen @ladybirdsgf 2h ... he's kinda giving bigfoot with the stance here Oscar Race @TheOscarRace 2h Tom Cruise, 63, and Ana de Armas, 37, just made their first public appearance together. 9 128 5.9K 168K

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