39 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, July 25, 2025

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39 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, July 25, 2025

If you’re concerned about the Epstein and Trump debacle, don’t be. Andrew Schulz is looking into it.

On yesterday’s episode of Flagrant, Schulz and his special guest Ezra Klein began discussing the Epstein files. Just a few minutes in, Schulz admitted, “I read nothing ever,” and Klein explained the FBI/DOJ memo, which inspired the host to share his newfound suspicion around Trump’s involvement with Epstein: “Doesn’t this feel weird?”

While Schulz slowly gets to the conclusion of an already-established narrative, Trey Parker and Matt Stone aren’t sure what’s next. During a panel at San Diego Comic-Con, the duo admitted they have no idea what their next South Park episode will be about, citing their “six days to air” production model.

“I don’t know what the episode is next week, it’s super-stressful,” Parker said. “Even like last weekend, I mean just three days ago, we were sitting there going, ‘I don’t know if people are going to like this.’ And we’re just changing as we go, and are reading stuff in the newspaper like, ‘Oh okay, let’s put that in there!’”  

We’re totally sure you’re going to like today’s funniest tweets, though. This hilarious batch includes those about an alternative phone plan, the unmistakable vibes of Florida and a poorly-timed costume. 

SamuSnom (Samlouigon) @SamuSnom 1 13h S ... REALLY??? RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY EEVEE??? 50 Save 0:03 gon 188 4.8K 64K del 1.2M
peter @arabatman_. 14h ... what are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life 2.2K 3.4K 76K del 4M
APPLEBEE'S RAISE MELL NMOG NWIN PRAISE DALE s Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse - 17h ... This is legit crazy @LauraLoomer 18h Laura Loomer Productive afternoon of meetings at the State Department. @StateDept 992 1K 24K 1.6M
brave skirkinara @zneshnaya 6h ... there's some twitter gifs that ive started to act out in real life as responses to situations 630 6.8K 75K 2.2M
O Z @thomzay11 12h ... this sentence was never meant to be said POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave 15h A Labubu was left on Karl Marx's grave. WORKERS one ND! 33 8.7K 116K del 2.2M
Tyler McCall @eiffeltyler . 18h G ... if you had shown me these photos with zero context I could've told you it happened in Florida @PopBase 20h Pop Base A Chuck Е. Cheese employee in full costume was arrested for credit card fraud in Tallahassee, Florida. SAMOS الا ST WHERE A A KID CAN BE A KID UNLIMI Forondy $ FUN PASS JA BUY ONLI EN EXI 2.6K 12 45K 644K
Yunie @hyeyunie 12h O ... I'm loved i love your mind u need a therapist asap tho + 21:03 31 3.2K 21K 483K
Wyatt @BeastWrestler21.13h G ... the current one NEWS Wrestling News @WrestlingNewsCo - 13h What was your favorite version of Hulk Hogan? C X f Follow:@WeeklingNewSCo ow HOT KEMANV 1984 OGAN HILYWO STILL AWD AWA WWE WWF WCW TNA NWO HOGAN HOGAN HOGAN HOGAN HOGAN HOGAN WRESTLING news WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE VERSION OF HULK HOGAN 70 1.1K 21K 346K
G ... @carstairsmoon 18h this was the last straw E NEWS ON FORD She calls my balls Jimmy and Timmy. - Chris Hughes Pop Base @PopBase.18h 'E! News' has been cancelled after over three decades on the air. E NEWS 96 3.7K 72K del 2M
Teehee4free @teehee4free 20h S ... My two raw chicken breasts defrosting in the sink: mikey @buckIeydiaz.22h i'm fine GIF 5 424 8.1K del 172K
Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4 7h ... Avocado toast at a cafe: $10 dollars Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25 Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute) 30 908 26K del 279K
maia arson crimew @awawawhoami. 21h ... drug reddit posts are always either pizza and weed dangerous interaction? or i just took 50 grams of a drug ive never heard of before and feel weird, what to do? and nothing in betweetn 49 492 23K 814K
Casey Lawrence @LeanandCuisine 13h ... I had edible gummies in my car and they all melted into a blob cause of the heat today. I ate a piece 30 mins ago and I gotta say I might have tampered with powers beyond my understanding 174 2K 37K 957K
octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman 13h ... Went to a convenience store and there was nobody behind the counter and after about ten minutes I was starting to get mad and then this lady came out and said sorry I have diarrhea and all of my anger vanished 90 2.4K 105K del 790K
Ms.Virgo @TatiSav_ 17h ... ٥١٩١١ DO my momma tryna make me get on my own phone plan! just call me on instagram y'all 416 2.4K 30K del 500K
sexiest in the world @HossMatch . 16h S ... TikTok @ dreadedapple pov it's 2055 and my son is running from the advanced klarna ai bot because i caused generational debt 0:12 for some amiri jeans sexiest in the world @HossMatch . Jul 23 TikTok genuinely be producing one of a kind sentences that the world has never seen before 50 7.8K 89K 1.9M
Juicy Jé Jurden-MONTREAL 7/15-7/26 @JayJurden . 19h O ... Charles Embezzlement Cheese philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_ .21h A Chuck E. Cheese employee in full costume was arrested by Tallahassee officers for credit card fraud tallahassee.com/story/news/loc... WHERE A KID CAN BE A KID UNLIMIT S for only $ CHUCKEDHEISE FUN PASS el JA Lake BUY ONLIN EN EXIT 22 2K 24K del 1M
B. @buhlesrevenge 22h ... sacrificing the first layer of the onion to avoid unnecessary struggle >>> 53 4.2K 35K 548K
leo @vampnoctis 20h S ... liligingermint Naruto came out in like 2007 rubenbitch liligingermint he never came out yall weird 9 1.6K 13K del 137K
Kalshi O ... pikaboob @pikacap 47m If I see a Teams invite while I'm in the car, I'm driving off the nearest cliff Exec Sum @exec_sum . 59m NEWS: Mercedes-Benz is integrating Microsoft Teams into its vehicles, starting with the new CLA model. Exec Sum - are number the T 690 5 8.9K 389K
Ben @Back2Batk Jul 24 s ... RT if you agree GIF 123 22K 63K del 1M
Keith @nagy_minaj 23h G ... PO Two icons going to jail this week for credit card fraud . Douglas Soule @DouglasSoule Jul 24 Chuck Е. Cheese has been arrested in Tallahassee, Florida. tallahassee.com/story/news/loc... 4 425 8.4K 314K
S ... of cam @rryusae. 18h how it feels to watch oomfs flirt on the tl GIF II 126 5K 29K 476K
GROULT JEFF'S #1 LOVER marcus * .go. + @domoxd_800.Jul 24 ... Shitting after showering II GIF 142 8K 138K del 1.7M
Pav @WrestlinGifs 21h S ... absolutely insane graphic Imaoo Linda McMahon @Linda_McMahon22h I had the privilege of knowing and working with @HulkHogan Hogan for over 40 years. Hulk was a dear friend and member of our WWE family. His legacy in and out of the ring will always be remembered. Не was one of a kind! ... Show more Hulk Hogan 1953-2025 HULLOWADE (Terry Gene Bollea) 661 458K 79 14K
@magdalenepop 18h ... just realized that i have in fact been using gr*k because the translate feature uses it GIF 135 3K 65K del 1.2M
good reddit (correct version) @goodredditss . 23h S ... u/Ego_sum_Lux_M... in I.red... Just a leaky washer the landlord says 134 1.3K 62K del 1.1M
G Daily Naruto @NarutoDaily_ 22h ... Naruto is just a phase, they will get over it Me and the homies : WITER 21 1.5K 14K del 204K
Willy The Wizard @dr_moonie . Jul 24 ... Was in a group company meeting on teams with like 60 people in it and one HR woman has been yapping for 15+ minutes so I just hit mute on her, thinking it worked like discord and just muted her for me. Turns out I just muted her for everyone Imao 1K 9.2K 376K 14M
S ... bacon noticer @youwouldntpost. 11h went today and here's how it actually looks Keaton Hobby @RealKeatonHobby Jul 22 HOIY SHILT! The Epic Bacon at Tesla Diner looks amazing! $12 Four nner banna strips maple- Served with -glazed choice of black of 446 1.5K 55K del 2.7M
G Preceptor Seluvis @preceptrseluvis . 20h ... godrick heolstor @scadutree Jul 23 grafting is lowkey kinda fun SIERS THE POP MA 10 451 9.4K del 171K
O Magills @magills_ 14h ... Talk about committing to the bit WRESTLING news Wrestling News @WrestlingNewsCo - 17h Hulk Hogan super fan Roddy Hogan died on the same week as Hulk Hogan. GA ULES 7 958 19K 381K
G adi @perfectcelebrty Jul 24 ... miley cyrus mukbang but she isn't very hungry From all reaction videos 28 496 8.5K del 440K
Matthew Ferrari @MatthewFerrari 6h ... #WasteHerTime2025 ANTUNES @Antunes1 Jul 22 Imagine leaving your woman of 17 years to live a homosexual life Tobbysoaveo TO Л Dean Martin That's Amore АЯ ЭТӀИАЯ J30 RAB MAG oismarA nirean A وزية 26 Liked by completeworksofshakespeare and others robbysoave8 Could not be more overioved to celebrate 9 years 8 340 9.2K del 225K
chase @funnysmartguy12 17h ... white people be like sorry bro i can't hang out my dog has lacrosse practice 8 526 7K del 156K
S ChaBoyy @ChaBoyyHD Jul 24 ... Diabolical timing for my brothers stag costume tonight HOGAN TYRES DNI4 EHX 231 1.5K 38K del 1.8M
S ... Legion Hoops @LegionHoops 51m 4H Victor Wembanyama reacts to the NBA wishing Karl Malone a Happy Birthday. (h/t @LeagueAlerts) t7 Wemby reposted J. Strand @DJ_Ajaxx.6h O ... cc 0:12 NBA History @NBAHistory1d Join us in wishing a Happy 62nd Birthday to 14x #NBAAllStar, 2x NBA MVP, Jiz and 75th Anniversary Team... HAPPY 45 0:01 / 0:12 25 78 113 1.3K 430K 13K
Good Grief. @NotoriousBIGTIM. 4h ... You made it to Friday. Hulk Hogan didnt. Good morning. 28 2.5K 15K del 359K
yedoye @yedoye_. 16h ... starting to think business is standing on me 7 1.4K 6.9K del 219K

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