35 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, July 23, 2025

‘Guy who’s back in Chicago: I feel it’
35 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, July 23, 2025

Ozzy Osbourne will go down in rock-and-roll history as the bat-biting frontman of Black Sabbath, but the late artist had another claim to fame among Conan O’Brien’s staffers. 

In 2001, O’Brien tapped the rocker to boost the Late Night team’s morale in the aftermath of 9/11, tasking Ozzy with offering neck massages, bonding with one staffer’s pet bird, and most importantly, giving his hottest takes on which ‘70s crooner is secretly the Antichrist. “Barry Manilow is my biggest fear,” Ozzy said during the segment. “I think he’s the Antichrist.”

Meanwhile, professional golfer Mark Lye is sharing his thoughts about one of Hollywood’s biggest stars. Days ahead of Happy Gilmore 2’s Netflix debut, Lye discussed what it was like working as a golf consultant on the original 1996 comedy and turning Adam Sandler into golf-star material. “Adam Sandler is, of course, extremely talented, but very kind of meek until the cameras are rolling,” Lye recalled. “Then he comes into this completely different, almost body invasion that’s funny and just crazy.” 

Today’s best tweets are similarly funny and crazy, and the wildest include those about the benefits of a toxic situationship, getting hot goss from Venmo and the personal decision of how to train one’s dragon.

Not Hostile Takeover @n0th0stt3tk0v3r.2 20h not right now kitten. daddys in the trenches 6 1.9K 11K 478K
@buffys 19h s ... oomf thought this was ozzy osbourne...... 258 1.4K 39K del 1M
rated * EDOTIO @imyrated . 19h ... date idea: we both take melatonin at 9pm and get 10hrs of sleep 63 2.5K 15K 620K
ana @jimhalpertstare 21h ... 21 being divisible by 7 is younger and more beautiful Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.23h 51 being divisible by 17 is disgusting 39 3.3K 62K del 1M
dave @shuboozey 19h ... Me after I maxed out my credit card Oluwachibueze @returnofbueze2.20h Jesus coming soon none of this matter 57 7.2K 53K 1.6M
nostalgia @solelynostalgia 13h ... omg wtf they got rid of the other twin Pop & Hot Culture @notgwendalupe.1 13h The parent trap reunion we all been waiting for TEARTER FRIDAY ORLD PREMIER F 4 0 0:02 33 2.3K 51K del 1M
Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel . 1 12h ... How I train my dragon is, frankly, none of your business. 28 2.8K 31K 546K
mor @moristiko . 16h G ... hi sorry if this is weird but are you one of the people who hate me 6:23 PM Today You accepted the request hi omg not weird at all!! yes i am <3 5:52 PM Sen 32 2K 23K del 623K
Six @sixchn 16h ... need a 1 month toxic situationship to get me focused on self improvement again 62 2.6K 19K 412K
Alonzanfã Delapatrí™ @fvguima 20h G ... >> gets band back together for farewell gig >> does farewell gig >> fucking dies legend Pop Base @PopBase.2 20h Ozzy Osbourne has passed away at the age of 76. 160 23K 313K del 6M
jill @stevienicks420 . - 18h ... Made a minor mistake at work but obviously my life is over and I need to quit immediately II GIF 26 6K 72K del 830K
skooks @skooookum . 20h G ... How it feels to be the only American on the software engineering team 20 291K 275 11K
chopped and busted @dylmichaelc.22h Guy who's back in Chicago: I feel it 14 1.2K 13K 235K
erika @yeeeerika 12h ... when someone says 'hiiiii' on Teams ots I was filled with dread. COMEDY C 11 1.4K 20K del 610K
back flip @nutfiend 17h ... I'm crying. There's nothing in Fort Worth for a 22 year old Japanese pop star so she's taking pics at a grocery bakery Imao Ado @ado1024imokenp 19h #AdoHibana Good morning. I have a show in Fort Worth today. It's hot here too. The sun feels so close. the 29.99 144 4.7K 69K 1.6M
The Notorious J.O.V. s ... @whotfisjovana. 21h Trying to find a dress can Too For everyone just get up please SALE Aloruh Women Light Before Dark Kimchi Blue Mia Floral Print Caley Halter Low Back Stripe ay Plunge Neck Dress-Pink Babydoll Dress - Dress, Sexy An... combo S at... Neutral L at... £19.34 £22.00 £25.00 49 SHEIN سمطعلك 46 4.1K 109K 1.2M
mel @firstpinof.20h ... i can't trisha paytas named her baby aquaman juliette. + 2:15 PM OZZY OSBOURNE DEAD????????? juliette + 2:17PM 18 973 29K del 175K
Bob Wulff @BobWulff 18h s ... my fiance when she cant use my charger: Apple Panmauk @actuallyPanmauk Jul 21 hot take: Apple shouldn't have switched to USB-C 11 1.2K 62K del 929K
luci @luci_444.1 15h ... go talk to your other hoes first of all don't call them that 9 713 8.9K 197K
umbridge taker @IdahoBones.1 18h ... its late october. 52 degrees out. your entire fantasy team has their achilles ruptured and your star player is Adam Thielen. your parlay busted on the first play. your favorite team is being worked by the Chiefs. 126 1K 23K 1.4M
S'+ @orcalover444 . 20h ... good thing i went on dnd Notification Centre X While in Do Not Disturb Weather 26 7.3K 92K 1.2M
tink @fairy_bagmother.1 19h ... Hey a bunch of us are going off the rails on a crazy train later if you want to come thru 9 3.3K 19K 299K
в @isabellayonce 14h ... left a guy on delivered for 10 hours and he unadded me. yess king protect your peace I ain't shit 14 711 7.5K 125K
G ... Respectful Memes @RespectfulMemes - 16h Rihanna was right Work work work work 224 23K 116K I. 3.2M
The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana.15h G ... Amazing film career Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985) as Pink Poodle The 'Burbs (1989) as Queenie The Silence of the Lambs (1991) as Precious Batman Returns (1992) as Ratty Poodle 72 1K 10K 335K ادار
Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking 21h ... My favorite app to scroll is Venmo because why is Bill making his wife pay him back for her Starbucks coffee? 130 984 13K 623K
BRI @BriMalandro 19h ... That man used to eats bats on stage and still made it to 76 idk what to say 17 804 10K 135K
brain dump @name_redacted_ 19h G ... not to me. not in the world I live in POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave - 19h 2 years ago today, Twitter became X. X 15 2.6K 34K del 706K
morgan sung @morgan_sung.1 13h ... highly recommend dating someone who is also Online but in a different way than you are. for example my beautiful perfect gf will say something like the chef at the tesla diner is also the culinary lead at mr. beast burger 11 238 5.6K 100K
Keifer @DannyVegito 23h ... politicians in the marvel universe talking about the X-Men: onion person @CantEverDie 23h i believe jubilee and labubu are both demonic entities meant to sow discord and evil within this world 29 4.9K 42K del 866K
rob @ok_but_still . 1 13h ... on the phone with the insurance company trying to figure out what the $286,349 charge on my bill that's coded НРКВ is, and finally the fifth person i'm transferred to informs me it's for horse playing keyboard 40 1.4K 41K 807K
President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro . 13h s ... MY BODY IS A OKG MACHINE THAT TURNS War Pigs/Luke's Wall-2012 - Remaster Black Sabbath INTO SPEEDING TICKETS 4 389 5.5K 111K
@LocalBateman 13h G ... Your Typical Local Man thousands of labubus at a landfill in 2026 getting ready to be incinerated @matthew.niverse 0:01 26 1.5K 25K 534K
lost everything betting on the su... @uncleh... 10h ... There should be 4 hours between 10 pm and midnight 20 1.2K 14K del 162K
@taponmyvein 9h 12 year old me was so upset Gaga was 'flopping' during ARTPOP that every Friday prayer at the mosque I'd pray that she'd succeed again 45 632 10K 154K

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