41 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, July 18, 2025

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41 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, July 18, 2025

On Thursday, Paramount and CBS announced that The Late Show with Stephen Colbert — and the Late Show franchise as a whole —  is being canceled

While it seems more likely the cancellation is a retaliatory move to gut the platform that allows vocal opposition to President Donald Trump and his $16 million settlement with Paramount, CBS claims the decision was “purely financial,” and a report from Puck claims The Late Show loses around $40 million a year. Regardless, Trump definitely celebrated

In his own cancellation announcement, Colbert chose to focus on the legacy of The Late Show, and his staff, who helped make the show what it is, and will be facing unemployment in 10 months. But other high-profile figures and late-night hosts didn’t hold back. Jimmy Kimmel offered a succinct “Love you Stephen. Fuck you and all your Sheldons CBS,” while Senator Elizabeth Warren (along with the rest of us) questioned the integrity of the decision, saying, “CBS canceled Colbert’s show just THREE DAYS after Colbert called out CBS parent company Paramount for its $16M settlement with Trump — a deal that looks like bribery. America deserves to know if his show was canceled for political reasons.”

Through it all, the funniest people on the Timeline kept on tweeting. Today’s funniest tweets include those about the beast of the week, a financial fix and a traumatized fandom.

*tink* (fun police) @arcanecovet. 12h ... when i start laughing at the inside jokes i have with myself in public GIF 7 3.3K 26K del 243K
Ajibola @4jibola 19h ... peer pressure has nothing on me, all my bad decisions are made single handedly. 60 4.7K 14K 295K
BluuAzuul @NBarrettwr. 16h G ... This looks like a racial caricature for a race that doesnt exist +<TAY 'Co @apple_c0rps Jul 17 A puppet satirizing Ringo Starr's appearance in the 80s from the show 'Spitting Image' 204 1.4K 43K del 1M
brandon* @brndxix 17h ... - someone who watches from greece as his state floods Ted Cruz @tedcruz . 23h POV: Communist party leaders watching you wait in the bread line. 26 59K 2.9K 779K
Howie Hua @howie_hua a.22h s ... 16 1 = 64 4 @buffys Jul 16 traumatize a fandom with one image 754 13K 263K 18M
jerry @ANerdNamedJerry - 19h ... i neva seen a more beautiful ragebait in my life oh my days this is enough to bring a tear to ya eye ira @ira_xu . Jul 16 am i too woke or is the negative attention towards grok lowkey misogynistic 18 1.6K 28K 336K
M s pardo @Hardpard 15h ... this dude gonna seize when he finds out what baseball is Pain.X @GBarca_ Jul 17 How is this the body of a professional athlete 33:44 CIN MIA 1 0 Fra ...... nacan MESSI 101 323 26K del 1.7M
Mical @KatheuNzyimi 6h ... That's why I leave my anklet on Moji @theyluvvMoji • 8h Letting someone see you completely naked is crazy to me 121 1.6K 9K 294K
S ... Ben @BenKhadashiyen -2 21h If I send you this, know you've been exposed. chris evans @notcapnamerica . 22h 58 8.9K 68K del 1.5M
brazes @lordbrazes 21h G ... when you really knew it was time for bed Cjay @ced_jayy.22h y'all remember this fuckin show GLENN MARTIN, DDS 6.2K 58K 177 del 1.6M
meg Yooper bitchell @MeganBitchell 15h ... Just walked past a bunch of old Italian guys and they said when did this turn into an Irish neighborhood!!!! 30 47 5.8K 257K
pokey pup @Whatapityonyou 12h ... can't stop laughing at this book title you need LO about... R Friend or Enemy LOUISE BATES AMES, PH.D., & FRANCES L. ILG, M.D. 8 287 6K 192K
DVS @DVSblast. 11h s ... i see both @fairyprxncess Jul 16 watermelon or strawberries? 5 351 14K del 212K
Chris Cotillo @ChrisCotillo.20h S ... went on the wrong night. Could have witnessed history. @ChrisCotillo Jul 15 Chris Cotillo There's no ice cream in the Coldplay nosebleeds. This is punishment for poaching Belichick. M 14 1.3K 62K 912K
Janel Comeau @VeryBadLlama 19h ... okay but do we think they stayed to watch the rest of the concert 97 1.5K 52K del 612K
owen cyclops @owenbroadcast.20h ... son (3) is fascinated by the idea of dad books. asks me to read one. its about semiotics. as an experiment i read the intro. it starts, from the time of time plato and aristotle.... after six pages i ask what he thinks. he says i like that the first part was about play-dough 34 466 16K del 170K
hellbilly elegy @hellbilly_elegy . 17h ... Greeks be like okay it's 1230 AM time to hit the night club with my grandmother and niece 39 608 17K del 790K
APPLEBEE'S RAISE NMOO HELL K PRAISE OPEN Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse 18h ... It was called Four Loko and like all perfect things we banned it Old Man Rattle @oldrattleagain Jul 17 they should invent a potion that gives you down syndrome for like an hour 98 1.6K 30K 1.9M
B. @buhlesrevenge - . 21h ... finding a white person's dog would fix all my financial problems 306 8.3K 71K del 1.5M
Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie 20h ... Empathy and learning to read. Covie @covie_93 · 21h What exactly is the left wing propaganda in Sesame Street??? 513 11K 91K del 1.6M
sunidhi chauhan's lesbian boyfriend @raulapaya 19h ... between the ages of 24-28 it becomes increasingly humiliating to ask friends for their time or help because they're going to be like sorry i can't :/ i'm spending the weekend at my partner's place like ok i guess i'll see you in a few years then 85 3.9K 65K 1.2M
11h @Idgafwarvet لا حول S ... Am I the problem Barkin Today Do you have a cousin named Meowin Delivered 90 3.6K 41K del 755K
emma @hnnymoonave. 14h S ... someone left a hate comment on my recent tiktok and i went to their page and it says from your contacts ???? so ???????? II GIF 84 1.4K 76K del 679K
Bekay @kinpatsukenshi 16h ... Back when I still drank I found out Tony Hawk has a public phone number, sent him some sappy shit about playing the games as a kid, and now every so often I get jump scared by Christmas greetings from a guy who's like a mythical figure in my head. {{(MEANWHILE 3.0})), (parenthetical des... @yourmomb... Jul 16 There's a subreddit for skaters over 30 called r/oldskaters and Tony Hawk posts in it like he's just some guy 1K 24K 225K 10
Kind July Brand Ambassador @NBABabySecret·1 12h ... Beast of the week Tati @_scorpiogirl_ 17h I asked a guy friend for guy advice then he sent a video of him playing basketball and never answered my question 5 702 16K 481K
s ... horse @horsetwting 14h Can you guys watch my apples please I will be away for an hour 529 2K 77K del 1.5M
Tara @boredwriter1 . 13h ... Every summer, fate chooses a CEO for the sacrifice. That's the ritual. ben @coldplayben . 15h rt to scare a ceo OceanGate TITA 221 36K 326K 8.2M
G ... kentucky fan of unsound mind @kyky777__.1 19h being a mature adult is allowing your allegiance to switch between tom and jerry depending on what's happening in the episode emily @memilies Jul 16 would divorce someone immediately if I found out they rooted for JERRY or that fucking roadrunner!! finding out my husband says he is a Tom guy meaning he roots for the CAT in Tom & Jerry ????? I explain to him no one is a Tom guy, you're supposed to root for Jerry and he reveals he also roots for Wile E Coyote ???? You're making
@wingedfairies - 16h S ... seraphina girl don't we have like 400 Pop Base @PopBase.19h An animated 'Barbie' movie is now in the works. 187 8.7K 186K del 3.1M
hannah @dumbandfunn13h s ... - Your relationship is my greatest fear realised. + @reeceollld Jul 16 just stay single y'all... I'm here apologizing for taking a nap 8 3.3K 39K 737K
Gülce @exitsenses. 20h ... There's no dignified way to take a selfie... It only works if you're on autopilot. The moment you're fully present, the whole thing crumbles under its own pointlessness 18 997 18K 173K
LGSEO ALBUM OF THE YEAR! @_SZY_21.23h ... Bro had thick shit in the 19th century he was 100 years ahead they probably clowned him down at the coal mines but he didn't gaf look at him soli @solisolsoli Jul 17 The Apache's Supper, 1901, by Louis Legrand 290 10K 131K del 4.8M
s ... Paul Meredith @Paul_Shrupert.2 22h Promoting movies just seems awful at this point. De News Cosmic Marvel @cosmic_marvel . Jul 16 Pedro Pascal teaches Vanessa Kirby what c*nty means. C*nty face just means fierce, fabulous, beautiful, strong. (via pedestriantv TikTok) TikTok @ pedestriantv Pedro Pascal teaches Vanessa Kirby what 'c*nty' means 4 0:26 GOD'S Jumping right into you Vanessa YOURH 54 815 37K del 2M
Patrick Sullivan @PatchNavillus 13h ... Phoebe Waller Bridge after getting a billion dollars from Amazon Damin Toell @damintoell 15h I never wrote a picture in my life 7 292 6.2K 182K
traffic car I rin's hawk @kitsunecar. 14h ... when you finally finish watching a movie/series so now you can consume fan content of it online 44 9.8K 50K del 422K
S ... Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt - 12h emikomusubi Follow ... Jul 14 saw a car dragging a labubu facedown through the street 111 3.2K da 759K 61K
Skyler Higley @skyler_higley 14h ... the Colbert thing is actually quite worrying do you know what it means when they start coming for the white Catholics ? 33 932 18K 433K
Mads s ... @MadsPosting 17h POV: It's 4pm at your corporate job 120 69K 4.7K del 2M
tea @realteaemoji 12h ... whenever a bank sends me an email saying we'll give you an extra $200 if you keep a minimum balance of $25,000 in your savings account! i have to laugh because like. Who is this promo even for 19 211 7.9K 57K
s cool texas timothy @dreadconquest. 7h ... i i love when people try to pass off Al as a real photo and have missed something hilarious in the background POOCOCK a 16 164 5.6K del 62K
Arosam! @Sloppy_McNuts - 5h ... It would be cool if, after you died, you could see the top five times you almost died. 150 3K 37K 427K

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