35 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, July 17, 2025

‘having a crush and a job seems like too much’
35 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, July 17, 2025

Just a few months after bombing during his second SNL hosting stint, Shane Gillis decided to take another go at fulfilling his apparent public humiliation fetish, delivering a disastrous monologue at last night’s ESPY awards

In a set “that appeared to fall flat,” as People put it, Gillis was booed for his offensive jokes targeting celebrities like University of North Carolina football coach Bill Belichick and WNBA star Caitlin Clark. “When Caitlin Clark retires from the WNBA, she’s going to work at a Waffle House so she can continue doing what she loves most: fistfighting Black women,” he told the unamused audience. 

As Gillis seems to revel in his failures, Bill Hader feels a genuine sense of shame about one of his less dignified moments. On the A24 Podcast, Hader told the story of the time he was booted from Martin Scorsese’s dressing room after nerding out too hard over the storied director. “I just wanted to rap with him so badly about movies,” Hader told Ari Aster of the encounter. “The producer pulled my shirt, like, ‘Bill, get out of his dressing room, please.’” 

Luckily, we have these funny tweets to relieve you of Gillis’ and Hader’s cringeworthy moments. Today’s best posts include those about a reason to stay single, a caffeine equation and unconventional German road trips. 

moose @butchnun 18h S ... i still think this is the best tattoo ever shown on reality tv ADE SHALL NOT KILL re ADE e 12 354 13K del 262K
+ + rin @rinnystarr 22h ... worried i'll log into work tomorrow to an email that says you are in BIG trouble and we all hate you 19 3.3K 35K del 784K
G ... Anh Dang @anhdangerous 11h Thinking about that time my friend accidentally sent me $2,006 on Venmo + $200.00 paid you May 11 omg sorry You paid -$2,006.00 May 11 What a paid you + $2,006.00 May 11 caitlyn 100 1K 79K du 1.9M
té. @_DeeWave . 21h ... My uber eats driver delivered my food in a DHL truck bro is on an unbelievable money run rn 30 1.4K 26K 402K
sliccmic @sliccmic 23h ... when i get my period im always just as shocked as the first time i ever got it like whatttt....cant believe this right now 66 7.1K 62K 829K
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LiquidLad @LiquidLad.1 18h s ... Its happening DiscussingFilm DF @DiscussingFilm Joe Biden has signed with Hollywood talent agency CAA. CAA Daily Harry Potter @TheDailyHPotter - Jul 16 Voldemort is already cast and will appear in multiple episodes To keep it a surprise, HBO has decided not to announce who has been cast as... 5 266 8.1K a 171K
@folklordelore. 1 10h s ... me watching the odyssey in row A at lincoln square amc next july because tickets sold out in 30 seconds 23 462 13K del 293K
The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana 13h s ... EMERGENCY EXIT When you end up lorde drunk instead of charli XCX drunk 21 1.1K 12K 259K
s ... Eve @tinglespoon 20h MY GF IS OVULATING AND SAYING ESPECIALLY FREAKY SHIT TO ME 162 3.5K 96K del 1.9M
550am @josh550am 16h O ... Why was Patrick's body tea... 113 8.2K 170K del 3.2M
autist @litteralyme0_. 2h ... Me and the password I made when I was 12 Bibawen @asimbawe.Jul 15 0:02 64 6.5K 62K del 1.8M
dinosaur @dinosaurs1969 . 12h s ... the moth in my bedroom that my landlord painted over before i moved in 82 3K 72K 923K
NEET GIRL @ACTUALNEETGIRL. 15h ... two episodes of american dad on hulu with ads is the perfect amount of time to leave a canned sprite in the freezer 1 225 5.2K 78K
jame @kloogans. 15h ... i ran over an armadillo with my jeep liberty in 2009 and i still carry the guilt like a stone in my pocket Food Pleaser @FoodPleaser Jul 16 What's your first thought when you see this breakfast pizza? 82 703 28K del 910K
The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana.20h S ... III Tap to watch LIVE LIVE now Blu Hydrangea Labubu makeup 543 12K 76K del 3.4M
JNS s X @_devJNS . 6 6h ... just completed my calculator project Calculator 7 x 5 Calculate Result: Hello World 230 1.6K 32K 462K
s professor fish @frogwithablogg 19h ... this is what 3pm feels like Z بد Time For Bed 19 5.2K 37K 697K
Bibawen @asimbawe 19h ... The masculine urge to slowly bleed out here as I give my rookie partner the evidence to crack open the case 25086 66 1.3K 23K 422K
Neil Renic @NC_Renic • . 5h ... Too little caffeine = paralysis Too much caffeine = panic attack Just right caffeine = brief burst of productivity, then panic attack, then paralysis 24 1.5K 12K 258K
no context memes @weirddalle . 22h O ... autism is soon 73 2.8K 25K del 1M
s + @reeceollld . 2 21h ... just stay single y'all... I'm here apologizing for taking a nap 370 3.4K 39K del 1.5M
cauli (in the bay) @cauliftwr_human 10h having a crush and a job seems like too much 46 1.3K 8.7K del 157K
Terrible Maps Subscribe ... @TerribleMaps Fun Fact: you can drive for almost 74 hours without leaving Germany Fassisi Veterinardiagnostik... Miprolab Mikrobiologische Evoteginternational Marie-Curie-Straße Science Park Weststadt Hertha-Sponer-Straße Hertha-Sponer-Straße 73 hr 54 min 2,219 km Marie-Curio -Straße 6:30 AM Jul 17, 2025 807.1K Views 125 1.5K 63K 802
Tommy Roll @tom_on_here.22h ... I get such bad travel diarrhea whenever I'm away from home and get such bad home diarrhea when I am at home 26 476 13K 654K
Yunie @hyeyunie . 10h ... Morning wood.. No. I'm mourning what would have been 18 1.6K 9.9K dil 141K
Peachie! working on co... @pastelpx... 20h s ... If said I wanted a croissant and someone gave me beans instead,,, ,we are fighting Marleen @dollymars - Jul 15 How accurate is this If you are craving chocolate oily foods carbs salty foods sugary foods you need I magnesium calcium nitrogen chromium chloride carbon silicon phosphorus sulphur tryptophan so instead eat nuts cheese meat fresh fruit fatty fish seeds organic milk fatty fish chicken goat milk veggies green leafy sweet polato cashews nuts fruits veggies chia seeds dairy seeds beans 23 6.1K 46K 828K
s ... @realitymap 13h a little Nothing to take the edge off 25 2.3K 16K 199K
meredith @themeredith - 12h s ... ToMacco $1 do xie @doxie_gay Jul 16 why dont they grow healthy foods with nicotine in them? seems like an obvious thing to do 14 356 7.1K del 214K
darian @janvier13th - 16h s ... bluntqoute zon ... From Create Mode > Teacher: Find value of X Me: X was priceless 10 547 7.5K 113K
Sentient Girl @marg0tenenbaum.23h ... Modern romance Today 11:54 AM I feel bad because I don't like him But he wouldn't let me pour my own water and I kinda liked it + iMessage 16 468 10K del 124K
JJ @jjohns196 . 1 15h ... Having 1 cocktail is so dumb. No buzz, I have a headache, and now my sleep and recovery is worse. I want 12 or none at all 38 493 10K 366K
trash jones @jzux . 3 3h ... well this one didn't age well trash jones @jzux . Jan 4, 2022 if you gave elmo three beers and a bang energy drink i bet he'd say some really fucked up stuff 5 66 2.2K 98K
Cairo Mathebula ... @Cairo_Mathebula I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs wishing it was me. 12:59 PM Jul 16, 2025 . 2.1M Views 308 6K 101K 3.4K
Awesomemay @Awesomemay_. 11h ... you hated my matcha you made fun of my dubai chocolate you disrespected benson boone you broke my 24k carat gold labubu and you didnt even seem sorry 170 8.6K 73K del 1M

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