32 Things People Actually Would Wish Upon Their Worst Enemies

‘Always a tight, curly hair — not their own — in their food’
32 Things People Actually Would Wish Upon Their Worst Enemies

Some people prefer to take the high road, but plenty of us actually would wish horrible things on our worst enemies. 

Case in point: After experiencing gallstones for the first time, one Redditor knew exactly how they’d punish anyone who got on their bad side. “Everyone said to me, ‘Oh I wouldn’t wish that on—’ Yeah, well not me. My biggest opp can SUFFER.”

While that Redditor stops at the intestines, another’s wrath transcends even death, as they wish for their foe to languish with a persistent annoyance long after taking their last breath. “Itchy feet 24/7,” they wrote. “Forever. Even after their death.”

Other petty Redditors have come forward with their vengeful wishes, and given the afflictions on this list, we should all hope we never cross them.

Raqonteur 2mo ago Empathy. I wish that they would see and feel the harm they do to others. Even if it doesn't benefit me, it would benefit everyone in their life. And hopefully make them a better person. And yes, I would take an equal measure of that in case I'm the one in the wrong. 3.6K Reply ... Quietus76 2mo ago Wow. Way to make me feel bad for what i was about to say. 908 Reply ...
xKeyBoardWarrior666 2mo ago D Edited 2mo ago May you get a sudden attack of the shits, Whilst at a red light. Holding back a sneezing fit 138 Reply ... aGirlHasNoTab 2mo ago i always . say diarrhea every friday night for life 33 Reply ...
d_pyro 2mo ago Ten thousand spoons when all they need is a knife. - 128 Reply ...
Ready-Payment7188 2mo ago Meeting the man of her dreams, and then meeting his beautiful wife. - 65 Reply ...
scizzix 2mo ago Just enough therapy and clarity to understand the damage they've done and feel guilt from it. - 337 Reply ...
Constant_Life1662 e 2mo ago Always a tight curly hair, not their own, in their food. 166 Reply ... + 5 more replies
Adorable-Writing3617 2mo ago IRS audit 77 Reply ...
cf_murph o 2mo ago Someone posted something a while back that had to do with immortality combined with each passing day is worse than the previous day. That. I would wish that upon my worst enemy. 78 Reply ...
Mattsmith712 2mo ago Edited 2mo ago Perpetually itchy asshole. The inability to finish a yawn. Perpetual eyelid twitch. Perpetual cotton mouth. Unending flatulence. Severe untreatable dandruff. Always having that one sock that slides most of the way down into your shoe when you walk. Non stretchy elastic in your underwear. May your washer always smell like mildew. Athletes cock. 56 Reply ...
hockeynoticehockey 2mo ago An uncontrollable addiction to charity. If they weren't giving something away every day they couldn't sleep. Since my worst enemies also happen to be the richest people in the world, the only way the obsession stops is when they have nothing left. Imagine Bezos and Musk bidding on who gets to build the next orphanage. 59 Reply ...
Imaginary-Mode1619 2mo ago I CAST, EVERY PET YOU MEET DISLIKES YOU! - 104 Reply ... motherweep 2mo ago And all babies burst into tears. 55 Reply ...
loud_and_harmless 2mo ago To always feel like there is a hair in their mouth. 51 Reply ...
Randadory 2mo ago Not being able to find a parking spot. - 84 Reply ... physicistdeluxe 2mo ago u really r quite cruel. 12 Reply ...
spicyslugger 2mo ago Every time they try to open a drawer, theres a spatula getting stuck and jamming it. Even if its not a utensil drawer, there will always be a spatula that they have to unjam. 38 Reply ...
Initial-Shop-8863 2mo ago Itchy feet 24/7. Forever. Even after their death. 26 Reply ... NightingaleNine 2mo ago STAND WITH UKRAINE EVEN AFTER THEIR DEATH 23 Reply ...
LeZoder 2mo ago Cursed to live my life. People don't understand what it means to be disabled until it happens to them. I wish nothing else for the CEO of the Railroad Retirement Board for denying my case and letting me die 29 Reply ...
Lagosas 2mo ago Constant outbreak of Genital Herpes 24 Reply ...
Ghost17088 2mo ago A winning lottery ticket. Since I am my own worst enemy. 21 Reply ... + 3 more replies
nazetrima e 2mo ago Empathy is good, but stubbing your little toe every morning is better. 22 Reply ... + 2 more replies
tenhinas 2mo ago Wow... all y'all wishing relatively tame irritations on your enemies... tell me what it says about me that the first thing to pop out of my mouth was gallstones I had them (gallbladder is removed now actually) and everyone said to me oh i wouldn't wish that on- Yeah well not me. My biggest opp can SUFFER. 18 Reply ...
Worth-Garage-1122 2mo ago To have a bout of nausea and lockjaw simulataneously 17 Reply ... + 3 more replies
thinmonkey69 2mo ago A spontaneous growth of taste buds in their rectum. 33 Reply ... + 3 more replies
steel_city_lcpl 2mo ago I wish the size of his feet would be different every day and his forehead would never stop being itchy and there's nothing he could do about it. And I would also wish his life to be filled with never ending misery and despair and he would never be able to die. And he would suffer more and more with each close call or failed attempt. 13 Reply ...
NonJumpingRabbit 2mo ago An everlasting itch on their back that they can't reach to scratch. 12 Reply ...
hackyslashy 2mo ago The feeling of a spiderweb across their face when they walk through EVERY SINGLE DOOR! 12 Reply ...
MoissaniteMadness 2mo ago Ideally a nightmare that makes them experience exactly how I felt at the worst moments they did to me. And I want it to be one of those nightmares that feels like you're stuck in there for 10 years but in reality it was just a short little dream. And then they remember it all in depth and decided to be better people. 12 Reply ... + 1 more reply
Real_Swordfish1271 2mo ago Edited 2mo ago To get pulled over everyday and the stop last for a looong time. Always losing money. Roaches at their place. 24 Reply ... + 2 more replies
Icy_Chemical_8045 2mo ago If they ever buy a lottery ticket, it will always be one number off - 27 Reply ... Worth_Box_8932 2mo ago Not five out of six numbers, because that is still a winner, but all six numbers are one number off. 26 Reply ...
Seekawareness 2mo ago To be forgotten by all who met them. 18 Reply ... + 1 more reply
Azure_WOlf 2mo ago Constant paper cuts 9 Reply ... + 1 more reply
Living-Silver-8723 2mo ago That every time they put their shoes on, a piece of LEGO just so happens to be in there, but they don't notice it until they put weight on the foot :) 8 Reply ...
EtruscanFolk 2mo ago Their sneeze always going away 1.7K Reply ... Mattsmith712 2mo ago Fuck. I was gonna say perpetually itchy asshole. That's just as diabolical. Right up there with a failed yawn. 621 Reply ...

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