36 Bad, Good or So-Bad-They’re-Good Jokes to Make You Smile and Nod or Angrily Shake Your Head

Go get your dad! He’s gonna love these
36 Bad, Good or So-Bad-They’re-Good Jokes to Make You Smile and Nod or Angrily Shake Your Head

If youve been wondering if youre getting old lately, this list is sure to help answer that question. If you find yourself laughing and passing these along to your pals round the campfire, then youre definitely getting up there. Something happens to all of us as we age. Our guards start dropping, and our taste in comedy gets much less rigid. 

You wont care if some of these puns and “dad jokes” are lame to the youngins — and your social filter will probably get a lot more carefree as well.

Blushing Tomatoes

awjsakjdlkfj . 11y ago . Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw the salad dressing! + 459 ...

Married Satellite Dishes

Storm-Shadow 11y ago Two satellite dishes got married. The wedding wasn't all that great but the reception was awesome!

Laughing Octopuses

ImmortalRico 11y ago - How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? tentacles! + 160 ...

Speedy Milk

Rufio_Rufio . 11y ago . Did you know milk is the fastest liquid ever? It's pasteurized before you even see it! 135 ...

Bad Golfers

Antisheep 12y ago . What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes Whack! .... .... Damn! A bad skydiver goes Damn! .... WHACK! 7 ...

Frisbee Sizes

SedatedSwede 12y ago I was in a park contemplating why a frisbee gets bigger when it gets closer to you, then it hit me... 14 ...

Toothless Bears

5evrblond 12y ago 6 What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear 7 ...

Atomic Charges

ExternalTangents 12y ago Two atoms are walking down the street and bump into each other. I lost an electron one says. Are you sure? the second asked. Yes, I'm positive. 3 ...

Space Parties

TOM_BOMBADICK 0 12y ago e How do you make a space party? You planet. 2 ...

Man’s Other Best Friend

MrDebacle 9y ago . I bought my friend an elephant for his room. Не said, Thanks. I said, Don't mention it. + 8.5K ...

Potato Assassins

lukepa . 9y ago e How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None. + 3.4K ...

A Shipwreck of Words

chrzan в 9y ago How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg. + 3.2K ...

Roman Boozing

izakk133 e 9y ago . Edited 9y ago A Roman man walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says Five beers, please.

Corn Prices

mightiestmovie 9y ago What's a buccaneer? A high price to pay for corn. 624 ...

Bony Hands

mossycavities . 4y ago e How many bones are in a human hand? A handful + 17K ...

Space Steaks

 4y ago What's the difference between a rib eye steak and a meteorite. Ones pretty meaty, and the others a little meteor. + 11K ...

Family of Dolphins

PopTrogdor S 4y ago e I was adopted by dolphins, but I don't really talk to them anymore. We just didn't click... 1K ...

Jumping Cows

switchheart 4y ago e What do you call it when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Udder destruction. 1.4K ...

North Korean Lines

ripnetuk 4y ago Why do North Koreans draw the best straight lines ??? Because they have a supreme ruler. 870 ...

Shipwrecked Colors

Sabiis 4y ago . My wife's favorite Joke - What happened to the passengers of the pink ship when it crashed into the purple ship? They were all marooned! 522 ...

Well, Well, Well...

BlackNiger259 4y ago So I had the worst day of my life yesterday and my friend told me that it could be worse and that I could be stuck in a hole filled with water somewhere. It's ok I know he means well 867 ...

Hiding Elephants

WatchTheBoom E 4y ago Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're pretty darn good at it. + 1.2K ...

The Towing Capacity of Pickup Trucks

IronTemplar26 4y ago The Ford F-150 has a towing capacity of 11,500 pounds That's my best pickup line 734 ...

Chicken Feathers

RodamusLong 4y ago What side of a chicken has the most feathers? The outside. 762 ...

Couch-Potato Couples

Oisean2327 4y ago . Why do some couples not go to the gym? Some relationships don't work out. 562 ...

Mad Cows

twistedstar44 . 6y ago . Edited 6y ago Two cows are standing in a field. The first cow says to the second have you heard about this mad cow disease? It makes cows go crazy and then they die. The second cow replies good thing I'm a helicopter

A Priest, A Pastor and A Rabbi...

MondaiOyaji 0 6y ago e A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, What is this, some kind of joke? 7.1K ...

Two Men Walked into a Bar...

DoctorFronkenstein . 6y ago . Edited 6y ago Two men walked into a bar and the third guy ducked

The Supply Closet

lorax_lem E 6y ago What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 5.6K ...

Elephants and Grapes

frostysauce E 6y ago 0 What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, but it let out a little wine. 3.5K ...

Spaghetti Cars

Ashtray_Half_Full . 6y ago a I told my mum that when I'm older I was going to build a car out of spaghetti, you should've seen her face when I drove pasta. 1.2K ...

The Swiss Flag

Rookie2Reddit 6y ago What's the best thing about Switzerland? Well the flag's a big plus. 2.6K ...

Puns on Puns

EarlyHemisphere 6y ago . A man enters a pun contest in his local newspaper. Не sends in ten puns, hoping at least one of them would win, but unfortunately, no pun in ten did. 3.1K ...

Dwarf Data

BloodborneFTW 6y ago . Edited 6y ago Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy. 1.9K ...

Canceled Hockey Game

i_ata_starfish-twice . 6y ago The leper's hockey game was cancelled due to a face off in the corner 1.1K ...

Chickens Coupes

Ryanthatch . 6y ago Why do chicken coupes have 2 doors? Because if they had 4, they'd be chicken sedans. 834 ...

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