36 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, April 2, 2025

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36 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, April 2, 2025

Though he enthralled audiences with his performances in Top GunThe Doors and Tombstone, the late Val Kilmer had one big-screen project he particularly appreciated: the disastrous box office flop that was MacGruber.

“I’m proud of how bad this film is,” Kilmer, who died at age 65 on Tuesday night, told The Wall Street Journal around the time of MacGruber’s release. “In fact, I can’t believe I just called it a film. It’s a two-hour skit.”

While the internet got together to fondly reflect on the Batman Forever star’s legacy, a town in the U.K. is thinking a whole lot about Kelsey Grammer — and not in a good way. The Frasier star managed to anger his new neighbors in Portishead, England by making plans to raze a nearly 200-year-old “historic” cottage and build a luxury house where the cottage once stood. “It would be a very sad day to see a lovely old cottage with such rich local historical significance be destroyed,” one naysayer wrote of Grammer’s demolition plans, which came about after the actor was barred from adding a massive addition onto the beloved home. 

Unlike Grammer’s impact on his new English community, these hilarious tweets won’t leave you as public enemy number one. The funniest involve hung juries, “girl Zyn” and Bob the Builder’s bazongas.

s Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian - 15h ... no, we knew Culture Crave @CultureCrave + 17h Christopher Walken says Bugs Bunny is one of his favorite actors Не told Ben Stiller that A lot of times I've played roles as if I was Bugs Bunny... but nobody knew 13 572 20K 486K
jax @brokeurtooth . 21h ... just got diagnosed with sweetheart syndrome. they said it's terminal. 15 3.5K 13K 265K
Invis s ... @invis4yo.- 16h Me when I fix something in my house by myself 54 2.2K 12K 492K
smol silly cat s ... @Catsillyness.1 17h Same 34 1.1K 12K del 174K
s ... shirts that go hard SHiRTS THAT GO @shirtsthtgohard A pp11 HARD OSAMA SPIN LADEN لَادنَ بن أسامة 14 280 4.5K 289K
@buffys . 15h S ... Thread angel ... @angelhatehentai new word: slurrrrrrr (when ur giving slay + purrrr) 3:11 PM 6/2/22 Twitter for iPhone 1,426 Retweets 680 Quote Tweets 17.4K Likes This Tweet has been deleted. 38 703 11K 174K
Invis @invis4yo 15h ... When his name pops up on my phone: @momentsofence Jun 22, 2024 f. heart shaped fireworks 0:03 20 2.7K 13K 568K
s ... shirts that go hard SHiRTS @shirtsthtgohard.19h THAT GO HARD OUR FATHER, WHO ART IN HEAVEN Baja be thy Blast 48 1.2K 14K 992K
s ... guilherme nunes @guilhernunes_. 22h new friendship Guilterms the 2 458 4.2K 45K
coleman spilde @colemanjspilde - 2 22h ... can't conceive a more utterly sexless object than the apple watch. some of the most beautiful strangers i've seen have had their auras tainted by the functioning computer strapped to rubber around their wrist. whatever happened to intrigue? or romance? it sickens me. 165 4.8K 56K 1.3M
s ... Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer . 14h RIP Val Kilmer best to ever do it Val Kilmer Follow @valkilmer I once tickled Lou Reed. I regretted it for the longest while as he spoke to me few times after that dinner. But I'm glad now. Не needed it. 11:33PM 10/28/13 141 5.8K 12K 291 Most relevant replies Val Kilmer @valkilmer 10/30/13 Me as Mark Twain 16 1.7K 20K 385K
il - Nugs @Nugjokes 21h s ... Just went shopping rate my fridge TEMP CONTR WARM MAX COLD ZYN NAZ ZYN BEEFINE I JF 3 ZYN 441 113 2.3K 102K
WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme.9h s ... Finding out you're a good boy Finding out you're the best boy 7 232 3.7K 56K
charlotte @littlebabychart.20h s ... ok i must go tend to my garden now 14 1.8K 17K 193K
trevy @chillextremist - 23h ... I caught up with a popular tv show. I am a part of society. I am a human being 5 1.5K 13K 225K
Neil Renic @NC_Renic 22h babe, are you ok, you've barely touched your 112 google tabs 20 787 6.8K del 176K
mor @moristiko.20h s ... me coming home from my 5 hour shift at my very easy job 11 1K 10K del 201K
Meg @megannn_lynne 21h ... when i was younger i thought evenings in my 20s would be like first dates, drinks with the girls, getting ready in a friend's swanky apartment, stumbling into hole-in-the-wall bars. unfortunately it's more like Yes I'm Alone at the Theater Seeing the Looney Tunes Movie. 25 879 12K del 168K
pete @peteyburn 17h D... Your honor, this jury is hung? 3 240 5.4K 164K
sarah @sandwichlover7. 14h 0 ... glad she finally said something The Shaddow Banned Report @emilyinqatar Apr 1 Tate McRae addresses the decline in Skype users yeah I remember using it skype TM iHeart RADIO 7 771 33K del 733K
G ... Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt. 4h thank you N39 W96* 3 KAREAU CITY MO KROW CITY MT CONCORANA MO K3 MD SAS RY COUNTY VATION 364 M WEST DING 281* (T) 5/4/18 70 11:10:03 AM Comments 6K X Jay Gee 11 months ago 4:32:31 toys r us truck 226 8 8 176 3.2K 19K
Liz Charboneau @lizchar 18h G ... the radical left monsters JLOAM SESAME TREE 373 SESAME SQUARE SESAMSTRAAT PLAZA SÉSAMO حكايات بسمسم 123 123 M 123 ULICA SEZAM a SEZAMOVÁ ULICE AD RUA SÉSAMO STRADA SESAM KILIMANI SESAME IFTAH YA SIMSIM GO 123 123 12 NET usi fit fer SZEZÁM UTCA 123 123 SESAMSTRASSE 5. RUE SÉSAME عالم سسم SESAMGADE SAME STREET 123 123 123 NI SESAME in МАНЦА СЕЗАМ OWY ZAKATEK شارع سمسم SESAME TREE 320 123 170 RUGA SESAM AMO 123 AMSTRAS Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 18h REPUBLICANS MUST DEFUND AND TOTALLY DISASSOCIATE THEMSELVES FROM NPR & PBS, THE RADICAL
Nikolaj @nikicaga 23h G ... Triple the lynx budget NotJPod @Not_JPod_art Mar 31 Lynx Stepan from Kyiv Zoo. This is where your tax money goes 56 6.1K 111K del 1.7M
Miranda Nover @miranda_nover. 15h ... We got girl Zyn before GTA 6 F Forbes @Forbes Apr 1 New York-based Jones just raised $10 million to expand its nicotine lozenge company in the stodgy, $3 billion smoking cessation market. (Photo: Jones) trib.al/qvW9nNW Meet The Startup That Makes Quitting Cigarettes, Vaping And Zyn Cool Lifestyle Forbes 9 1 249 23K
tsu. : @TheBiittyMaster 23h ... what if airpods had tongues and they started licking the inside of ur ears to indicate they're low on battery 196 2.4K 25K 493K
Images Al Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt . 7h ... Chris Preston Verified Purchase DO NOT FLIP THIS THING UPSIDE DOWN!!! ... Reviewed in the United States on May 17, 2017 Color: White DO NOT FLIP THIS THING UPSIDE DOWN!!!! It takes an hour for the sand to get back in the bottom. 3 76 1.6K 14K
reporting for duty. @TheGreatIsNate 16h ... Barbara Howard: hannah @dogfanhan 19h an April fools prank?? Oh, you mean a Lie??? like the sin??? 36 6.5K 50K del 1.2M
rain @lightrainfall. 18h O ... and if the twin peaks bus crashes into us SHOWTIME TWIN PEAKS MAY 21 9PM 3925 205 TWIN PEAKS SIME THE RETURN BLAN 20 - 11 590 5.7K del 72K
a @ihcarama 15h ... i can't wait for the making of fourfiveseconds part of the paul mccartney biopic 6 553 9.7K del 139K
WE'RE BARAC waka fawksa flame @dumbledonk. 16h O ... if i send you this it means we're going all night long 15 1.5K 29K 558K
Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.19h & When it's 4:15 and I've sent three emails 17 698 18K del 494K
cosmic cowgirl @blockhim2025.15h ... If I send you this it means I'm getting ready to YAP 9 1.6K 23K del 386K
Quint It Tarantino @theboudoirmadam : 16h G ... Pastors: I'm wrapping up. I'm wrapping up Also pastors: 5 212 1.1K del 21K
alex @jewishcrab . 21h s ... eew there's all this yucky weed-dust in my grinder >_< thank god i just dumped it all out and scrubbed it clean 70 302 9.2K del 180K
Angel @igoontoeren· 1d How I feel every time I tweet PSYPIP R - Code Moist 15:37 Nobody Cares But I'm Talking About This .... Anyway penguinz0· 19K views 6 minutes ago 3 27.1K 82.6K 1M
@IssaLiyah_. 18h s ... еLуан What I expect my summer to be like with the homies 68 7.9K 39K the 748K

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