34 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, April 1, 2025

He’s an April Fool for life
34 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, April 1, 2025

It sounds like an April Fool’s Day joke, but a healthcare executive is actually suing John Oliver for “damaging his reputation and personal well-being.”

The defamation suit stems from a segment on the late-night host’s show last year, which focused on the shortcomings of Medicaid and insensitivity of insurance executives. To bring his point home, Oliver played clips of 2017 audio testimony from Dr. Brian Morley, who then served as an executive with AmeriHealth Caritas, in which Morley stated, “People have bowel movements every day where they don’t completely clean themselves, and we don’t fuss over (them) too much. People are allowed to be dirty, you know. I would allow him to be a little dirty for a couple days.” 

Oliver had a rage-filled rant in response, saying “Look, I’ll be honest — when I first heard that, I thought that has to be taken out of context. There is no way a doctor, a licensed physician, would testify in a hearing that he thinks it’s okay if people have shit on them for days!” and later stating that he hopes Morley “gets tetanus of the balls.” 

It’s unclear whether the defamation suit will hold any water, and Oliver has yet to respond, but Morley is seeking removal of the episode from all platforms and compensatory damages for the whole ordeal. We can’t say how this lawsuit will fare in the court of law, but given the overwhelming calls for healthcare reform in America, it’s hard to believe everyday people will be on the doctor’s side.

While a lawsuit is no laughing matter, these hilarious tweets are worth a chuckle. Today’s funniest include those about a pork-centric party foul, a better name for A.I. art and a valid reason for not hanging out.  

tXomXs @T_om_s 8h This is my daughter's idea of an April Fools prank YOUARE By the way 148 3,078 55.9K 896K
RAMSEY @rumsey_lol.1 1d ... Sorry, I can't hangout today. I have plans to stay inside my room and feel weird 21 11.9K 68K del 1M
@Antagonizt_.1d I'm not locked in enough Sam The Challenger @Mo... 4d What did you learn in the first 3 months of 2025? 76 14.8K 56.3K 1.5M
derek guy @dieworkwear13h ... read some long, rambling post by some dude who said he left england bc there are too many immigrants. so he's... become an immigrant... to live in... .. countries with fewer english people 401 3,025 67K del 1.2M
greg @freaktisms.2 23h showing up in this for the first date 41 1,226 12.6K 196K
seren HATES tigris @silverrebi - 1 12h ... oh that's..... the hunger games collaborating with a fast fashion sweatshop labor company...... THE MUNDERRANCE - THE HUNGER X SHEIN GAMES Get ready to rebel against ordinary & embrace extraordinary! 119 3,074 47.8K 676K
Reece T @DefaultReece. 1d LMFA000000 what LA stand for? KRAZYMAN @rob49up 1d LOS ANGELES, LA 77 1,623 19.6K del 1M
Sarah @skg_18 . 16h unfortunately get me to God's country is now embedded in my lexicon. Morgan Wallen I am laughing at you not with you 2 717 12.2K del 142K
FilmBart @FilmBart 1d Abandoning a television show at a random point in the middle of a season is one of the purest expressions of freedom we have left. 155 4,291 49.8K del 1M
michael @_killing_my_ass.1 15h ... Flags similar DEI 4 White Guys 3/20/25 What do the top 4 happiest countries in the world have in common? Finland 1 Denmark 2 Iceland 3 Sweden 4 22 545 28.8K 393K
laniii @suckmelxni.15h ... im done. wassup wit u Nothing much just got off work that's wassup what u do ? Read 5:38PM I do whatever it takes Pin Mark as Read Hide Alerts Delete 758 4,446 86.1K 2.1M
Sky @yeriyeeun1 1d IKEA ass logo Pop Base @PopBase.2d KAI announces his comeback with 'Wait On Me.' Out April 21st. KAI 101 9,915 178K 2.5M
Pixel Art Journey @PixelArtJour... 1d ... Taking no credit for this quote but we should stop calling it ai art and start calling it computer-rendered artificial pictures (C.R.A.P.) 116 18.6K 101K 957K
the heart @Fredward3948576-6h Girl, you're like a bucket of chicken  and a rather large plate of beans 5 186 2,370 34K
eve @bubblegumbword-20h ... Kim Cattrall: 'I don't want to be in a situation for even an hour where I'm having to discuss AI 12 2,865 31.3K 599K
jet lag the game on my phone 1d ... Thread sraha @LBPluvr THE REASON IVE ALWAYS FELT so OUTCAST IN MY FRIENDGROUP IS BC APPARENTLY THEYRE ALL IN A POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP AND I DIDNT FUCKING KNOW 9:54 PM-7/10/22- Twitter for Android 22K Retweets 6,876 Quote Tweets 397K Likes Menü Wake Loon 1/2 61 2,451 71.9K 996K
Katie @KayTeeeOh.1d It really did kinda ruin the world tour Pip Tungs Pop Tingz @ThePopTingz.2d Justin Timberlake has reportedly blocked the live broadcast of his Lollapalooza set today, likely due to low attendance. LoLLa Palo oza BRASIL 50 3,927 125K 3.9M
my name is your name W. 1d ... RESPECT find out what it means to... LITTLE DOGS. Why little dogs don't like the way you pet them And what you can do about it 2:42 RESPECT find out what it means to... LITTLE DOGS Dog Training by Kikopup 4.1K views 2 days ago 13 1,104 13.8K 192K
@sphaeroscar.19h revolutionary stuff going on on r/ predators r/Predators u/Squarelnner6082 2 . 6m I catfished a predator off Twitter saw a random onlyfans account or something selling nudes and clicked to read who was replying to these posts. Found a dude leaving his number, made a text now and basically let this dude on. Sent a big black cock and he was just jealous lol?? Said screw it let's continue messing with him, agreed to meet at a motel, brought up a 16 year old sister that doesn't exist at first he was like no I'm not a pedo then he brought
Ethan @ethanmead4ever. 1d ... I hate my fucking roommates I can't keep doing this 66 Hamster Roommates > Fluffy Dinner? Peewee Yo yes do you guys wanna get crackers? Mr. Snuggles crackersssss I got a big ass water bottle we can drink out of too we could do Thai? НА НА НА Fluffy НА НА НА We could do thai Peewee Yoooo let's stuff mad seeds in our cheeks 31 3,083 47.6K 564K
gin @ginsengaz. 1d ... idgaf about April fools I lie everyday. 337 44.5K 237K 5.3M
UAE Exotic Falconry & Fina... 14h ... thehmn Follow ... Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark. crabs-and-bedbugs ... t It was a global problem 23 1,712 20.5K 181K
grass @keepoffgrasss 1d one time i ate an entire pack of sliced ham at a party like this and we had to leave when a guy yelled WHO ATE MY НАМ MythoAmerica @My....2d 27 384 13.2K 278K
Zeri @deshmor . dd ... By age 18 you should have finished all classics of world literature. By age 21 you should have finished all difficult novels (I won't mention any in case someone finds them easy). By age 24 the books you read should be physically impossible to get through without cocaine. alex orlov @alex_orlov_. 1d If you're 25 and reading Siddhartha it's over for you x.com/coldhealing/ st... 32 713 10.9K 203K
The Ginger Swindler (super... 21h ... INNOVATION THAT EXCITES Luke Arcaini @ArcainiL... 22h Remember the beer bats from last year? They're back. Now, they have a stand so you don't have to hold it the whole game. the e MLB SERIES LONDON nk 24 WORLDTOUR 5 Bank 52 4,195 85.8K 3.2M
@EerRational 21h EerRational ... Get me to God's country CENTER DR Chili's Olive Garden LongHorn Italian Steakhouse Restaurant Red Lobster UNIVERSITY TOWN Cheddar's Scratch Kitchen CENTER Cracker DR Barrel Old Country Store UNIVER 271 5,355 96.5K 2.4M
Roy @CaeDios 1d hi im the person in this screenshot and I'd love to break the news that i did get hired a while ago L HOURLY shitpost 2d Roy ... @CaeDios OMFG JUST REALIZED IVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS WITH THIS AS MY GMAIL ICON 164 5,076 130K 1.2M
fox @sickgnarly 17h foreman was house's true son because he always thought of the most emotionally devastating come back at the perfect moment out of context house m.d. 1d tollyhouse Cameron kept her dead husband's sperm. She doesn't like yours? 9 1,416 22.7K 282K
Aaron @chokensp· 1d Gm i just died in your arms tonight 12 1,771 18.1K 224K
chet holmgren @ChetHolm... 23h ... Even I thought this was me Brad Bradney @Boomstick... 2d On another man's shoulders at a pregame. Do I even have to say it? Schedule ff 1986 - - SK TAB SEED SELOR ® 404 7,234 144K 6.6M
Jordan @Jordanbloked 13h see ur not a real cookie enjoyer cuz I can immediately tell these go hard as fuck @lucawya 1d This girl said I made you cookies and this was the plate 114 3,605 85K 1.6M
Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHar... 12h ... The world's first phone was like this. There was no need to dial numbers until the invention of the world's second phone. Computer Records 21h CLA Numberless Soviet-era phones ТЕЛЕФОННЫЙ АПЛАРАТ ТА-68ЦБ-2 37 229 7,153 133K
sofía @nanastudioz.2 23h STA Online friendships be like: I miss you let's hangout in Paris in June + 265.4K 735 10.1K 63 1,073 11.5K del 274K
nine @atlanticesque 20h ... English is an extraordinarily beautiful language United States Postal Service creed Article Talk XA Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds is a phrase long associated with the American postal worker. Though not an 108 1,268 30.1K 622K

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