36 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, March 7, 2025

If only you could hear my body…
36 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, March 7, 2025

It’s easy to dunk on Jerry Seinfeld for dating a high school student in his late 30s. As one Redditor so aptly put it last spring, “What’s the deal with the extreme left making fun of me for dating a 17-year-old when I was almost 40?” But Seinfeld’s co-star Julia Louis-Dreyfus went where few had before (or likely will again), appearing to make fun of the comedian — both in song and to his face — during a 2000 appearance on The Late Show. In a newly-unearthed clip shared to David Letterman’s YouTube account, the Veep star performed what may have been an equally amusing — and possibly strategic — duet with Seinfeld, belting out “Sixteen Going on Seventeen” from The Sound of Music on national television. 

Roasting your co-stars isn’t just an early aughts fad either — take it from Saturday Night Live’s Michael Che, who took aim at his Weekend Update co-anchor, Colin Jost, in a now-vanished Instagram story. “Lol i ever tell yall about the time colin told me and 2 other black writers that slavery wasn’t much different than an internship..?” the comedian wrote alongside what appeared to be a screenshot of a message from a fan. Predictably, the tone of Che’s playful jabs went over some fans’ heads.

Meanwhile, Twitter’s hilarious posters are closing out the workweek with a bang. Today’s funniest tweets include those about Brooklyn real estate, modern-day scams and a good reason for ghosting.

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Zach O ... @mrtwinpeakss Are you CHIGAN STATE winning, dad? Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me 1992 21 Watchlist Liked Logged Rated Show y your activity AN Review or log_again an neak 1:17 PM Mar 6, 2025 . 3 384.1K Views 24 1.7K 22K 887
vitt O ... @gutknot texts from your husband who is enamored with cathedrals This one is you thank you 6:54 PM Mar 6, 2025 109.4K Views
derek guy ... @dieworkwear why does he look like bernie sanders pukeko @pukekoku Mar 4 Like if you agree 8:48 PM Mar 6, 2025 183.9K Views
James Blunt 0 ... @JamesBlunt Depends where I put it. Liam @liiamcam - 7h Bit of James Blunt never hurt 9:16 AM.Mar 7, 2025 716.7K Views 267 902 13K 131
derek guy @dieworkwear.20h G ... this country used to know how to dress BUNNI S wareh Prof. Tim Schmidt @schmidtim Mar 5 National Tragedy: Big Prawn has lost an antenna due to Cyclone Alfred. Now can only receive AM. 52 592 13K 392K
pris ... @pwiscila She looks like she needs to be emerging from a giant clam shell with a bunch of glowing light surrounding her... I'm actually speechless 21 met golo 21metgala @metgalacrave 23h Doechii attends Schiaparelli Fall 2025. 3:41 PM Mar 6, 2025 5 . 1.1M Views
The Notorious J.O.V. Subscribe ... @whotfisjovana + 543,3K ... 3532 Sorry I ghosted you for 4 months I had no wifi. 40,5K Wyd tonight? 2:25 PM . Mar 6, 2025 . 695K Views
sean ... - @_sn_n MAGA BE LIKE: THIS IS WOKE, TEAR IT ALL DOWN imgflip.com NEWS NewsWire WIRE @NewsWire_US.22h TRUMP: WILL SIGN ORDER FREEING UP FORESTS so WE CAN TAKE DOWN TREES 4:44 PM Mar 6, 2025 1.4M Views
alan b. ... @inceptstellar me hanging out with chris nolan: girl i'm so bored let's call cillian murphy and ask him to be in the odyssey 2:14 PM.Mar 6, 2025 . 164.5K Views 11 1K 13K 268
Banth O ... @Panty_Christ @Panty_Christ. Mar 5 Panty Replying to @Mythotard There are Vances everywhere for those with the eyes to see 8:22 PM Mar 6, 2025 230.1K Views
critter Subscribe ... @BecomingCritter soon AP The Associated Press @AP . Mar 5 The pope has increased his physical activity and celebrated the start of Lent, Vatican says apnews.com/article/vatica... 1:33 PM Mar 6, 2025 5.490.9K Views
Rosemary, in absentia ... @therosedoctrine This film always celebrating its 50th anniversary 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm 18h 'JAWS' will be re-released in theaters on August 29 to celebrate the film's 50th anniversary. 11:06 PM Mar 6, 2025 3.040.8K Views
Tharries ... @TharriesYT POLICE THE BOX PELICI TELEPHONE لات - - HE British people's one piece @buffys Mar 5 traumatize your fandom with one image 5:09 PM Mar 6, 2025.2.4M Views
victoria ... @victoriaedel scams used to be like free money! and now they're like hello we have a job for you which seems to be a bad sign 12:08 PM Mar 6, 2025 1.5M Views 59 12K 151K 2.6K
Blizzy O ... @blizzy_mcguire minecraft cali @caliixcx Mar 6 gay test 11:34 PM Mar 6, 2025 75.5K Views
Ali в ... @wtflanksteak Steve bought Brooklyn real estate in the early 2000s and kept it. amanda @THECOOLISSUE Mar 5 help remember girls: that man is not your Mr. Big if he's broke. baby that's Steve stay fierce 6:43 PM Mar 6, 2025 40.3K Views
louka ... @butterflylouka so she willingly called herself Bobby Brown... Pop Base @PopBase Mar 6 Millie Bobby Brown reveals her middle name is actually Bonnie but she changed it to Bobby for shits and giggles. 10 6:16 PM Mar 6, 2025 2.9M Views
k (top 99% on OF) O ... @how_do_i_pdf There are JD Vances everywhere for those with eyes to see Matt с @mattcrotts. Mar 4 Me going into Lent 5:26 AM Mar 6, 2025 5.1.1M Views
G ... @brinasnoopy 3 snoopys tall 8:19 PM Mar 6, 2025 601.8K Views
PAUL ... @RAVENSCOON JUST LANDED IN FLORIDA WHATS GOOD WPTV Festival planet fitness COFFEE CHASE 8 Days after conception ве Binconcito Latino Celebrity were GARANNIS our hearts are beating! RESTORANTE laws LA SUZA BAKERY GEICO enterprise gnant? TUXEDOS - PRE-SCHOOL DAY CARS 800-848-LOVE 3400 - - CLASS ANIMAL CLINIC Publix HYUNDAI INSURANCE AIKIDO SUBWAY: BINGUET WILL I - (Tech m 2:15 PM Mar 6, 2025 - 1.7M Views
Unacceptable Canadian Girlf ... @AreOhEssEyeEe 600 ÷ 365 m- mr с +/- % You have been ex x banned from calculator. In OK ЕЕ e 1 2 3 + П Rand O = 6:10 PM Mar 6, 2025.2.1M Views
Grace ... @gracecamille_ one time i posted on r/AITA for a friend who didn't have a Reddit but understood the concept and she was so in the wrong that i got death threats and ultimately had to delete my whole account Imao 4:35 PM.Mar 6, 2025 3.3M Views 156 2.9K 172K 6K
mau ... @rllydu hey bro just thought id let you know that im giving up your location for lent. im gonna tell everyone. where ur hiding. theyre coming 10:58 PM.Mar 4, 2025 . 334.9K Views 22 1.9K 19K 516
hannah ... @ilIcaIIyoumine call me Covid the way i need a masc 4:13 PM Mar 5, 2025 72.2K Views
Melanie D'Arrigo ... @DarrigoMelanie We went from I will lower the price of eggs to fuck you in 45 days. unusual_whales @unusua__whales - Mar 6 US Treasury Secretary Bessent: Access to cheap goods is not the essence of the American dream. 1:45 PM.Mar 6, 2025 . 1M Views
The Sietch of Sci-Fi ... The Secch @TSoS_ A young woman on my 11 hour flight watched Dune Part II, then apparently discovered that there is a Part I, watched that and then rewatched the entirety of Part II and I think she may have had the best time of her life. 3:05 PM.Mar 6, 2025 Views 148 3.3K 100K 2.3K
nova ... @comfypill you're so quiet thanks! i actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me 6:44 PM Mar 6, 2025 . 1.3M Views 168 21K 127K 4.1K
... @obvzdaya zendaya in the suitcase?? best of tom holland @thollandrchive - 9h Tom Holland has arrived in Greece for the filming of Christopher Nolan's 'THE ODYSSEY'! SECURITY JAMEM 24 M ENTRANCE FROHNTED - WORLD NEWS 7:19 AM Mar 7, 2025 5.289.6K Views
dex 0 ... @lowkeydex Siehst aus wie 12 ayyyple stop firing at ukraine dawgggg 4 x_finn_17 oma 8:20 PM Mar 6, 2025 . 6 631.7K Views
Mag G ... @LMagolor89 The fucking phone of Theseus is killing me Reddit Lies @reddit_lies Mar 5 The kids are alright r/highschool days ago ... Wes_709 School recently banned phones and these are the questions students asked Shitpost Am I permitted to use smoke signals to No. Th communicate? concer Could I use a carrier pigeon to send Previo messages? Unfortu animal propert Would I be permitted to use a SCR-578, 500 don't kHz radio transmitted to send messages in Morse code during the school day? Will banning cell phones cause Verizon's am n stock price to drop? Would you
Wild TikToks с Subscribe @wildtiktokss Me looking at my own profile to see if it looks good for others 11:42 PM Mar 6, 2025 45.1K Views
Wild TikToks с Subscribe ... @wildtiktokss FRIE The best part of grocery shopping is seeing what kind of f*cked up new sh!t the psychos at Oreos have come up with 6:55 PM Mar 6, 2025 108.9K Views
ue AÉVE ЛаßÉva: dr. they, phd ... @katsumashii >get on bus >sit there for half an hour >press button >get out of bus >in completely different location do u people really believe this bullshit 11:16 PM Mar 5, 2025. 876.9K Views 73 4.3K 77K 1.8K
paige ... @BonerWizard My son was too embarrassed to sit with me at the zoo 7:30 PM Mar 6, 2025.1.5M Views
* + ... @777ftdeep i could survive in the microwave for a few minutes i think 1:56 PM.Mar 6, 2025 527.6K Views 74 4.5K 32K 697

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