46 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of March 3, 2025

Nana doesn’t approve
46 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of March 3, 2025

Margaret Qualley and Mikey Madison, the respective stars behind The Substance and Anora, served as rare bright spots in an otherwise scandalous awards season. Qualley’s Oscars musical number proved that she has the chops to be a Bond girl, and Madison walked away from the Oscars with a Best Lead Actress win, showing she’s ready for superstardom.

But among these accomplishments, there’s one that’s come to outshine the rest, thanks in part to a resurfaced W Magazine photo shoot of the Once Upon A Time … in Hollywood castmates. To paraphrase one Twitter user, Qualley and Madison have yet another talent — looking like they could be some of the most “beautiful mice” the world has ever seen.

Regardless of their rodent-like attributes, though, they’re far from the only folks who got dunked on this week. Their fellow digital burn victims included Adrien Brody’s art, Delta Airlines and Boomers.

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Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY 16h S ... Why does having a crush make u feel like this 17 906 11K del 173K
tabitha ... @cinedruig congratulations in advance to Brenda Song's brother-in-law for winning the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor 5:18 PM.Mar 2, 2025 . 615.8K Views 7 2.2K 42K 434
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Orwell & Goode @OrwellNGoode - 3h O ... Game Devs: *Puts two pyramids on a woman's body* Gamers in 1996: 8 68 2.1K 28K
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cae Follow ... @cowpokecae They would be beautiful mice cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic Mar 3 mikey madison and margaret qualley 4:09 PM.Mar 4, 2025 5.390.9K Views
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aram Subscribe ... @aramnotagoat i just know she loves to lay people off over zoom 8:47 PM Mar 4, 2025 . 132.8K Views
charlie ... @bellagcth hanging out with chronically offline people is so much fun because you regurgitate one half assed joke from twitter and they tell you to go into stand up 4:52 PM Mar 3, 2025 339.2K Views
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Coren O ... @CorenLaVolpe You guys remember when Pixar had actually interesting art direction and not soulless corporate blobs? Blox @PeriBloxV2 Mar 3 Win or Lose continues the trend of Pixar moms being bad af 5:05 PM Mar 4, 2025 5.22.2K Views
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Trade Sesh O ... @tradeseshpod This Oscar award winning poster Anora 12:04 AM Mar 6, 2025 . 109K Views
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