40 Random Bits of Trivia We Think the Government Should Spend a Few Billion on to Include in the Crypto Strategic Reserve
Pfft, tariffs. This is what the government should really be focusing on!

All we’re saying is that if the government is a little bored lately and is looking for a project to really sink its teeth into, it should really double down on adding these random facts to the Bitcoin strategic reserve.
Before you roll your eyes, take a look at them. Once you see their significance, you’ll draw up a sign and pace back and forth outside the White House with us!
Cave Crayfish

Babies

Vin Diesel

Venom

XronoMorph

The Smallest Handbag of All-Time

Brian Dennehy

New Zealand

The Human Genome Project

Uttar Pradesh

Giraffes

The Civil War

NASA

Growing Pot

Online Dating

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Bill Gates

Princess Diana

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Night of the Living Dead

Colin Farrell

Cobalt

Xbox

Sega

The Walking Dead

Cheese

St. Patrick

Slash

James May

Aubrey Plaza’s SNL Dreams

Russian Spies

Watergate

Bitcoin

eBay

TayTweets

Reese Witherspoon

Vinyl

Thomas Urquhart

Minority Report

Winnie the Pooh

The Nazis

Dustin Diamond

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