36 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, February 28, 2025

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36 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, February 28, 2025
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brea @b0ringblueboy 1d i wish i was born a перо baby GIF 46K 175 216K del 2.2M
mcr 8/29 @batinofs . 13h finley that's a twink and a lesbian petra! se.t @peterfemmejay 17h shipping them 'rise of the brave frozen tangled dragons' style & nobody can stop me 61 1.8K 30K 341K
Blake TM @NeilNevins 1d ... The Brutalist intermission adidas 12 1.6K 17K 358K
WitchDoctorDB @db_witch 1d ... recent Shrek news reminded me of the greatest movie tagline of all time FROM THE PRODUCERS WHO SAW SHREK 35 4.2K 102K 1.4M
XDDD @EcksDedede 22h Wdym the town they live in is called Peppatown? What a fucking narcissist DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm. dd EPPATOWN Mummy Pig has announced that she is pregnant with her third child. 77 4.2K 80K 1.2M
Goldie @_D1POP.22h ... Donut Lord @chiefofwakanda 6d What's the first pic you recreating when it's back hot outside? 35 2.4K 18K 1.2M
*tink* (fun police) @arcanecovet. 16h Wend 0:06 *tink* (fun police) @arcanecovet. 16h just found a video that has me gasping for air 46 2.1K 22K 568K
lad (but epic) @Ladisepic 1d HELP НЕ WANTS THAT BABY GONE BADDD Big Sister Big Brother 6.3K 1.2M 176 103K
millie @stunninbrina.16h ... sabrina carpenter ordering at a cafe millie 6min + + Add Edit Sort Espresso ... E Video Sabrina Carpenter Please Please Please 17 656 108K 10K
Reily @reilyl_ . 2 22h We never dated I'm just his ex muse 68 6.2K 37K 760K
THE GOD EMPEROR OF GENDERFLUID PUSSY 1d ... what does it take for a farmer to go I can't ethically keep this cat on this farm. he's too stupid. Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats.2d SF BAY AREA new street himbo in town! MEATLOAF is a 1.5 y/o thicc boy who showed up as a stray on a farm, but was too friendly and dumb for farm life. He's very happy to be indoors and is ready to find his forever home! petfinder.com/cat/meatloaf-7... 353 11K 238K 6.3M
beck @mulaneyiac 1d good make that white boy do manual labor 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm - 1d Conan O'Brien rolling out the red carpet for the #Oscars on Sunday : Al Seib/The Academy 13 447K 504 21K
hannah louise @hannahlouisef. 1d today is my dog's birthday so he is allowed a cigarette te Cigarette Cigeratt 378 18K 304K 4.6M
meredith @dietz_meredith . 1d it's called a hat trick НА НА okay ob منسلممط 2K 79K 31 1.2M
laszlo @timtomposting. dd ... oscars this sunday... Memes if suicide note Timothée wins that oscar 43 3.4K 55K 677K
++++ @martiniposting 23h Life as the designated emergency contact 1m ago Neil Where did u acquire them from 1m ago Neil Remember when u got those crazy donuts N 7m ago 4 A version of Hell where your eternal X torment depends on which of the 5 love languages you endorsed during your life. Neil's Mom 1h ago Hi Lari, sorry to bother you, but Neil has N not returned any of our email or texts and we were getting a little worried. If you get a chance to just tell him to call his dad pl... 175 5.9K 203K
Sweet Tea Grizzley @sweet_tea_guy . 21h It's the off season but you know I keep that thing on me CHERR wear BUTTER SALTED POLICE ****** PARMESAN * O TERES or O Basil Butter 0 Milk 0 Parmesan 0 Bananas OChips O Noodles O Ground beef 0 Gar lic 531 11K 184K 6M
Stella @songofstella - 1d Shoutout to this guy who bought an ad just to show off his wife's spaghetti. #need @CaptainElCapo goop @goopieguy .16m why the hell am I getting an ad for a regular a The only thing more amazing than her cooking is plate of spaghetti the woman herself 1 14 del 296 Captain @CaptainElCapo.15m It was delicious tho 1 3 188 Real Crab Rangoon Lover @Rangoon... . 6m It's spaghetti 1 1 del 67 Captain @CaptainElCapo-6m Yea lol. But she made it with love and I appreciate her so much 9:10 PM 2/26/25 17K Views 1 3 58 120
Danny Posley @doctorperky40.1d ... That's a foul ref 273 3.1K 140K del 2.4M
shake'world Paris @ParisShaian 1d Tax party at my house this weekend 400 to get in 1200 to get out 366 5.2K 50K 1.1M
@filmfae 1d he looks like his first picture on dating apps is him drinking from a large coffee mug with one eyebrow raised and i kind of love that FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 4d Jack Quaid arrives at the #SAGAwards JSCR ACT GU NETFLIX SAG-AFT AWARD CREEN SAG. CTORS GUILD NETFLI ARDS NE SCREEN TRA ACTORS GUILD AWARDS ETFLIX SAG.AFTRA 0:13 281 5.5K 207K 5.6M
cherry @cherry_roan.2 21h plunger? ihardly know her (i'm fucking your wife) Chappell Roan 3 2.3K 30K 259K
TS @toleratelor 1d asp ... nothing in the world could've prepared me for the text i just got from my brother Monty 5m ago I fear the 'when you wake up next to him in the middle of the night' part of good luck babe is so good I had a dream I was a lesbian 206 14K 239K 2.6M
kyle @knickstape99. 1d I would break wilt's record @lipapictures 1d dua lipa's reaction after appearing on camera during a basketball game KNICKS 100 95K 4.5K 5.2M
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erika @yeeeerika 1d they should invent 8 hours between 9pm and midnight 69 13K 136K dJ 1.5M
rachel yara @bugposting 1d Im going to make an incredible thirty four year old woman someday. 2 6.3K 32K 646K
Glenn @Fratty_Hearst - 18h Something you'd stare at for hours at your Gradparents house in a pre iPhone era Museum @DailyClassicArt. 2d Hélène Béland - Light catcher (2012) 82 12K 3.1M 242K
saachi @ch4isutta . 1d ... my ultimate sexual fantasy is to annoy a man so much that he falls in love with me 250 14K 92K 3.3M
ari @sveredred 16h ok lumon @ the pronoun options. committing war crimes but still woke alexis severance spoilers @wsndonuts.1 16h lumon when i catch you.... #severance NEW PATIENT INTAKE FORM This questionnaire should be completed prior to the initial consultation and will help us get to know you better. Please complete the form to the best of your ability There may be some parts of the form which are not relevant to you. Each person who will be involved in this process should complete a separate form This information will help us tailor our services to meet your unique needs
KidDracula @HorseSkull666. 21h ... I'm the only cishet man at my job and all the lesbians treat me like some kind of rare toad or exotic finch 76 2K 52K 648K
II Ethan/Bill!! II @Satuurnzai_. 1d Do trans men say glad i got that off my chest after top surgery 337 7.2K 90K 957K
nyquil @the48star 1d while yall drink and do drugs, I go to Pilates and drink smoothies. Then | go drink and do drugs 173 7.4K 66K 1.3M
gal pacino @weyes_ass.2 22h John Waters in the Donkey Kong universe Super Mario Facts @SuperMarioFact +22h Artwork of Uncle Kong UK 24 1.1K 13K 296K
climo Gracie PCD @climomilo . 1d ... coquette 175 11K 171K 2.1M
Аvаааааааааааааааааааа @Myd0de.20h Не looks like he would be a villain in a regular show episode @vidsthatgohard 1d vids that go hard Hardest stage presence I've ever seen Marsin 135 7K 1.9M 104K

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