12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, February 13, 2025

While your Facebook-addicted Boomer uncle was deciding whether Kendrick Lamar’s Halftime Show was too boring or too symbolic, the show itself racked up more views than any Super Bowl — the game itself! — in history.
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Despite What Your MAGA Uncle Says, Kendrick’s Halftime Show Was Wildly Popular

This year’s Super Bowl broke viewership records at 127.7 million views. Kendrick Lamar’s Halftime Show got even more views than the game itself, clocking in at 133.5 million.
The Halftime Protester Got Off Easy With a Lifetime Ban

A protester who pulled out a combination Palestine/Sudan flag during the performance was banned from all NFL stadiums. In response, he said, “I was afraid I was gonna get sniped by a Secret Service’s bullet. I can watch a football program on a television if I choose to, sir.”
What’s the Most Popular Heart-Shaped Thing in Your State?

Someone compiled Google Trends data for the phrase “heart-shaped” between January 21st and 28th, and mapped out the top searches for each state. Some partners will be disappointed with boring gifts like “earrings” (Connecticut) and “diamond ring” (New Jersey), while others will be surprised by thoughtful lovers who bought an “end table” (Vermont) or “taco platter” (Iowa).
The United States Is the Most Corrupt It’s Ever Been (So Far)

The U.S. received its lowest-ever score on the International Corruption Perception Index: 65 out of 100. It peaked in 2015 at 80, but it plummeted immediately thereafter, and hasn’t been in the top 20 “cleanest” countries since 2017.
A New Frontier of Medical Corruption: Who Owns Your Mind and Its Various Accoutrements?

A woman with epilepsy received a life-saving brain implant in a clinical trial, but it was forcibly removed when the company who made it went under, drastically reducing her quality of life. Her story is at the center of an ethical dilemma around the human mind that’s referred to as “neuro rights.”
Airheads Foot Spray

In a goofy little Halloween stunt, Airheads made a cherry-scented foot spray that was a clunky play on the rhyme “trick-or-treat, smell my feet” and had to be explained by a VP of Marketing. Nothing sells a joke like a C-suite doofus defending the worst pitch made at a marketing meeting.
What Percentage of Humans Have Ever Entered Outer Space?

Six hundred and eighty-one people in history have exited the planet, which is about .0000000598290598 percent of all humans who have ever lived.
The Ocean’s Freakiest Deep-Sea Fish Swam Up to Haunt Your Dreams

The black seadevil is the go-to fish for setting a scene of maritime horror, with its huge gaping maw full of sharp teeth and a bioluminescent lamp hanging in front to lure in prey. A haunting video has emerged of one of these goofy freaks lazily waddling up through sunbeams to the surface of the ocean for some ungodly reason.
David Attenborough Got a Badass Fungus Named After Him

A BBC documentary film crew discovered the fungus that would be go on to be named Gibellula attenboroughii, which grows inside of cave spiders’ brains and turns them into zombies.
Red Food Dye Can Solve a Maze

In a study on fluid dynamics, scientists filled a small maze with milk, dropped in some red food dye and propelled it with drops of soap, and found that the liquid flowed in the quickest path to the end of the maze.
The Worst Flu Season in 15 Years

CDC data shows that this year’s 24 million recorded influenza cases (and the rate of hospitalization) make it the worst flu season since at least 2010. The public’s lack of precautions during a relative lull in COVID cases may be behind the wave.
A World Record-Holding Jump-Roper Saved a Kid the Only Way He Knows How: With Jump Ropes

David Fischer, who holds a ton of jump-roping world records and made a series of kids’ books portraying himself as a superhero called The Rope Warrior, pulled someone out of an icy lake using his jump ropes.