36 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, February 11, 2025

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36 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, February 11, 2025

Ben Stiller is getting in front of the camera once again. According to Deadline, the Severance producer will star in a new dramedy from the creators of Search Party. The series, titled The Band, will follow Stiller as a Simon Cowell-esque pop music talent mogul who must form a new act in order to save his career (and soul) amid scandal.

Speaking of new roles, Ariana Grande is already thinking about what will come next after her Wicked success. While she hasn’t committed to her next project just yet, it’s not due to a shortage of options. The multi-hyphenate star has been offered roles in everything from a Real Housewives-inspired murder mystery starring Jennifer Lawrence, to the Spaceballs sequel that Josh Gad swears will leave you blown away

In the meantime, the timeline’s finest posters are sticking with their roles of churning out good tweets. Today’s funniest include those about a practical alternative to ChatGPT, two people made for each other and someone who got caught on the jumbotron.

Seán, Master of Wagons @ca... 19h ... Stolen Dune @StolenDans neil degrasse tyson listening to it's raining men, shaking his head: impossible 8:45 AM 04 Oct 22 del View post activity 5,540 Reposts 58 Quotes 72.2K Likes 684 Bookmarks Neil deGrasse Tyson @n....1d Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose. 80 5,011 96.3K 2M
Mr. Chau @Srirachachau 2h Beyond this just being an obvious precaution to avoid running over children, I find this design very charming. It's like what cars look like in 50s cartoons Nick Huber @sweatystar... 2d Wtf is happening? Aneta - 87 518 14.3K 207K
David Ranshaw @DRRanshaw 20h ... Always do your research, kids. MADELINE MILLER 28 бе, His skin was the color of just-pressed olive oil, 383 1,687 35.3K 547K
Images AI Could Never Recr... 1d ... dudes rock iputmilkinearlgrey Follow 2d ago parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say i would have to advise against that decision, my lord followed by a crashing sound 15 3,207 57.6K 681K
Ia n @gnarlygaejepsen 1d ... got randomly selected to have my bags searched returning from mexico and border agent pulled out my douche and thought it was a maraca From palm siberia 53 1K 31K 736K
John Rich @JohnRichTV.20h It always cracks me up that the Super Bowl MVP is rewarded with an immediate flight to Disney World to live out a 10- year old girl's dream E ESPN @espn.21h Jalen Hurts is celebrating the Super Bowl win at @WaltDisneyWorld 0:11 134 2.7K 87K 3M
Message Board Geniuses @BoardGeniuses . 23h ... Manange Board MBG Geniuses R.I.P. office toilets. REBELGROVE III The Grove Today is Hiroshima for Office Toilets MO-TX_REB22. (1) Feb 12, 2024 Watch Jump to new MO-TX_REB22 Three-Star Prospect Gold Member Feb 12, 2024 #1 Boys, make sure y'all get on the toilets early before your 300 pound coworker who drank 15 light beers and ate chili last night drops a nuke in the bathroom. 6 msdeltareb, CharlotteRebel12, RebBarchetta and 30 others ! Report 41 296 11K 1M
Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesai... 23h ... dudes rock iputmilkinearlgrey Follow 2d ago parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say i would have to advise against that decision, my lord followed by a crashing sound 13 2.8K 51K 562K
the drama jay TM @jaymeeetsworld.2 23h XI ... didn't they start filming like ... yesterday? FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates.1 1d First official look at Zendaya in 'EUPHORIA' season 3. 19 917 56K 1.2M
Richard Vein @VeinRichard 21h I don't hang out with my pals, I have Idea Sessions with my Thought Collaborators 20 1.8K 14K 501K
toni @tinyangelette 23h phone updated last night against my will. mother conference 7m ago 9 Hickey received; delaying transition may be necessary for safety. Logan 12m ago 9 Downfall apparent; renewed license, optometrist exam, contacts, new glasses soon. 20 216 10K 158K
ROSE LANI @pradamercury 19h How it feels to ask someone if they're gonna eat their pickle 91 6.6K 52K 1M
Blue 'n' Gold Yooee @BlueGoldYooee-14h ... do you guys like my concept finland 4 sweden usa nations canada @lazarbian 18h i think they should put all four teams on the ice at the same time and see what happens #4Nations 132 758 16K 621K
harjit singh. + @_harjitsingh 13h stop using chatgpt. you guys need to just ask reddit, promise you someone has had the exact same thought back in 2012 14 6.3K 44K 343K
Ashley K. @AshleyKSmalls 20h They put my tweet calling Jalen Hurts pretty on one of the sports channels and my man looked at me like this GIF ALT 335 7.7K 130K 1.4M
Neb I @NebsGoodTakes 1d probably didn't notice any difference Jack (-_.) @captaincupkicks - 1d What do you think Daredevil is up to when The Void takes over New York 45 1.8K 59K del 1M
Lakan @jacques_lakan 1d ... Memorizing two or three words from a banger tweet so I can still search for it after it disappears during the instant timeline refresh GIF ALT 73 12K 89K 981K
i i am @broken 22h Your secret is safe with me CUZ I lowkey zoned out 179 32K 219K 3.7M
m @taylorswiftliar. dd ... your thank god the eagles won. would have hated to see brittany and patrick happy like this SPORTS Complex Sports @ComplexSports . dd Jalen Hurts & Bry Burrows I Champions as PX 1 708 21K 357K
cowboycallum S @laughingdoggif . 1 17h ... hope they find eachother Any str8 lads? Straight lad 19 819 25K del 328K
kambriaz. @kambriazairee. 1d i'm such a idk ass bitch like i just don't know 65 12K 33K 775K
kida @kidasnow. 1d please don't make me fight over low rise flares with a straight man at the store raina @quakerraina 1d Kendrick's jeans are gonna change everything 8 1.3K 16K 366K
blonde @yebsss001 1d my roommate and i are in the same class and we had no idea because we don't go to class GIF 452 8.3K 159K 1.6M
@BALUCIAGA. 21h why was i tweeting this at 14 i i should've been watching phineas and ferb @BALUCIAGA. 11/25/14 The new racism is the denial of racism. 785 15K 269K 5.7M
ju @commiefemmedyke- 1d trust your gut! except if u have ocd. then please don't 3 2.4K 18K 347K
angie @hotsoggi 22h ... ZEBRA 2:59 PM + D x.com/hotsoggi/s Post x1 angle @hotsoggi tweeting from my job's scanner rn 2:59 PM-Feb 10, 2025.2 Views del View post engagements 1 tz angie @hotsoggi 22h tweeting from my job's scanner rn 626 16K 341K 6.2M
chatpile roan @lornashawty 23h I thought this was dan hentschel Disturbed @Disturbed 1d Hello Clarice...you will let me know when the lambs stop screaming...won't you? #TheSickness25 1.2K 31 42K 719K
Tonatiú S. @Tonatiu_S 1d ... The cost of living in NYC in the MCU gotta be rly good, cause living in NYC in the MCU must suck. One day you're fine, and the next you're part of the pavement. Marvel Perfect Shots @marvel_shots. 1d Thunderbolts* GIF 106 4K 74K 1.9M
bee7 @BIBlBIB 1d 1 wonder if wolverine's ever done this Popper @popperenji • 1d a comic about being constipated CONSTIPATED 205 7.5K 190K 4.1M
@rewindbywg 1d if he loves her enough he will go to turkey for her vittoria @duchessmeghn . dd HELLOOOOO????? 61 2K 74K del 1.7M
crunch @porcelainfruit.20h ... Loretta Blackwell L ... 97 reviews 2 years ago Never been to this place wash my own car at home The Best Carwash (Owner) 2 years ago Awesome 36 2.9K 92K 1.4M
keitharsis @elektromorr. 1d Who up hangin they noozle PLEASE DONT FORGET TO HANG UP NOOZLE BEFORE GETTING INTO VEHICLE, THANK YOU win selection buttons ABC Verifone DE orean prompts above 1 e YES CH 4 5 M MNO 6 NO SEE SCREEN PORS TUV ABOVE WXYZ CANCE 7 8 9 CLEAR ENTER 0 HELP و . 34K 44 1.7K 559K
art is too hard @yrs 1d The seneetest thing Jean amyrs elon musk sound like the name of a lesbian deodorant 91 8.6K 138K 1.6M
lynbian @Cheesebotrl. 2d ... J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling Come and take it. BBC BBC Politics 000 NEWS NEWS @BBCPolitics 4d POLITICS Landlords will be forced to fix mould in social housing in England from October, the government announces bbc.in/4jPApH2 37 5.2K 94K 1.7M
jill scott heron @stillnotziora 23h when doechii go i'm a real fly bitch, you in coach ho i get real quiet bc not too fckin much on me 48 3.2K 56K 795K
SHY r @ITSSHYMAR1E. 6h ... She gonna say 1 thing that'll make u wanna kill yourself immediately after the hang out BIG SEXY @LOUIEFATTONS. 17h never kill yourself just hang out with your mom!!!! FRE MY CHILI'S | X2HA BOVN CR LITES TOO SHO 109 3.4K 34K 774K

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