25 LGBTQIA+ Jokes That Are Actually Funny

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25 LGBTQIA+ Jokes That Are Actually Funny

Queer folks possess many talents — dating our ex’s exes, downing iced coffee in sub-zero temperatures and repeatedly disappointing our parents chief among them. But contrary to the laments of far-right dudebros who complain about wokeism while laughing at bigoted shitposts and lame attempts at ironic homophobia, a sense of humor can definitely be counted among queer peoples’ best assets.

Just ask how many asexuals it takes to screw in a light bulb (“none, we’d rather sit in the dark than screw anything”), what you call a long-nailed lesbian (“single”) and why nonbinary prospectors head out west (“there’s gold in them/their hills”). 

Whether it’s puns or musings on the general absurdity of being queer, here are some LGBTQIA+ jokes that are actually funny…

KyoMiyake 7mo ago Ava | She/Her | Pls call me a good girl i saw this comedian (Gianmarco Soresi) today do a standup joke where he goes I ran into my old college roommate at the airport, I found out that they had recently transitioned...and i was thrilled because | had forgotten their name! 5.3K Award Share ...
RogueStalker409 7mo ago Lesbian Metal Chick Again from the golden girls...when dorothy asked sophia what she do if one of her kids was gay..she thought dorothy was and asked if her lesbian friend gene was having a membership drive 1.4K Award Share ...
Ipfbean 7mo ago There was a joke | saw somewhere that went: What do you call a lesbian with long nails? Single - 1.3K Award Share ...
 7mo ago In Outnumbered. The father gives a eulogy for his uncle (who was gay). When speaking about his uncles ex wife (Dorothy) he says they remained friends for many years. You could say he was a friend of Dorothy. 1.2K Award Share ...
ebr101 7mo ago Non Binary Pan-cakes There was a great series of TikTok's about how Mitch Hedgeberg would have told great queer-friendly jokes. The only one | recall off the top of my head is: people ask what my non-binary friend was born as. I responded: a baby 474 Award Share ... eldnahevitaerc 7mo ago ABAB assigned baby at birth 84 Award Share ... + 3 more replies
hot_faced13 7mo ago my best friend puts my hand under his sleeve and says, in this dad joke tone, I have an ace up my sleeve and it kills me every time 2.4K Award Share ...
DenverJJ 7mo ago If you took all the bisexuals in the world... and laid them end to end... Most of them would really enjoy it. - 867 Award Share ...
megageekgirl 7mo ago Pan-cakes for Dinner! My zodiac is Aquarius and I am pansexual. My da once called me an aqueerius - 250 Award Share ...
AnOkFellow 7mo ago Hella Gay! Not really a joke but when i vented to my friend i said that the only thing here to date in this small town as a gay man is the calendar 403 Award Share ...
PeevesPoltergist 7mo ago Progress marches forward My friend is a lesbian and enjoys: IKEA are now making lesbian only furniture, no nuts and bolts, only tongue and groove 712 Award Share ...
7mo ago Own-Difference8045 How does a nb person kill someone? They slash them. - 663 Award Share ... 7mo ago blatantmutant bridge troll Why did the non-binary prospector move to California? There's gold in them/they're hills 446 Award Share ...
Dramatic-Emphasis-43 7mo ago There was a comic | was reading where two characters fighting in a kitchen had this banter: You gay asshole! Actually I'm pan! Then you're gonna love this swings frying pan at them. 1.1K Award Share ...
taytomen 7mo ago Chaos & confusion Goon: Sir, we found out who the rat was, its Polyamorous Tony! Mob Boss: That rat! | want him dead, | want his wife dead, | want his wife dead, I want his wife dead, I want his wife dead, | want his wife dead... 467 Award Share ...
1TrashyPanda 7mo ago Was talking to my nephew about working out and that | had lost some muscle mass since starting estrogen. Не said Ah yes, reverse doping. | cackled 104 Award Share ... + 1 more reply
Sylentt_ 7mo ago Trans and Gay How many trans people does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need three specialists to sign-off that the room is, in fact, dark, then they have to sit in the dark room for six years to prove that they really want it changed. 86 Award Share ... + 3 more replies
Last_Swordfish9135 7mo ago bi and trans, he/him Any variation of You're so androgynous you see my mother was a woman and my father was a man 114 Award Share ... + 2 more replies
AshKetchep 7mo ago Bi-bi-bi When | point out a hot woman while talking to my dad, he'll make two jokes. One, that's fucking gay two, Ah, my child. | too like women They're so stupid and cheesy and cliche but they always get a kick out of me because my dad's a dork. I'm so glad to have him 57 Award Share ...
Andy-roo77 7mo ago The thing with LGBTQ+ jokes is no one can ever tell em to you straight 59 Award Share ...
lordGenrir 7mo ago Whatvdo you call someone who likes men and women, but cannot get a date... Bi-themselves. ba dun tish 41 Award Share ... + 2 more replies
goldenserpentdragon 7mo ago Bi-bi-bi Why did the enby go to the hospital? They had a zhe/zher That was the best one | could come up with right now. 68 Award Share ... + 6 more replies
Difference-Engine 7mo ago I'm Here and I'm Queer What do you call 1000 angry lesbians with guns? Militia Etheridge 38 Award Share ... + 2 more replies
Life-Leadership4002 7mo ago Aceing eating pancakes Instead of telling my friends | was queer, | told them that | was a criminal in 72 countries 35 Award Share ... + 2 more replies
figarojones 7mo ago What do lesbians bring on a first date? Flowers. What do lesbians bring on a second date? A U-haul. 27 Award Share ... + paulsteinway 7mo ago + 1 more reply
 7mo ago What do you call a line of people at a gay bar? An LGBT-Que. 26 Award Share ...
quirkycurlygirly 7mo ago Edited 7mo ago How many asexuals does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. We rather sit in the dark than screw anything. 563 Award Share ...

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