31 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, January 15, 2025

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31 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, January 15, 2025

Los Angeles has gained a powerful ally in the New York versus L.A. debate: Bill Burr. The comedian talked to Variety about CEO murder, his “asshole vibe” and his upcoming Hulu special Drop Dead Years (due out March 14th), and brought up his thoughts on the neverending bicoastal pissing contest. Burr said that his friends constantly call L.A. this “soft place,” but that the real issue is that they “come out here and leave with their tail between their legs because they can’t hack it.” 

Despite this declaration of allegiance to the City of Angels, Burr will be spending much more time in New York as he prepares to make his Broadway debut in Glengarry Glen Ross.

Many moons ago, another Bill in New York got some not-so-sage advice from his boss. In recent years, Bill Hader has been an open book about dealing with anxiety during his time at SNL and beyond. Now, the other side of the story is being shared in Susan Morrison’s upcoming biography Lorne: The Man Who Invented Saturday Night Live. An excerpt revealed Lorne Michaels’ tough love approach to Hader’s mental state, detailing a story where Michaels went into Hader’s dressing room and told him, “Calm the fuck down. Just have some fun. Jesus Christ.” 

Meanwhile, everyone on the timeline is having a great time, as these hilarious tweets more than prove. Today’s funniest include those about a World War II fact machine, a fork covered in skin and the one thing men really want.

comfy @ihatethiskid . 1d ... Support a good team Support your dads team J@camyrynn 517 5.3K 100K 4.1M
Alex Coleman @DarkOfTheMovie 1d N Watching monkey Robbie Williams and his father sing My Way on stage 21 231 5K del 140K
Bob Golen @BobGolen 1d DAVID From the gentleman at the bar. 286 31K 326K 10M
cake @cake_hoarder. dd ... this is too real I'm 30 years old. 65 24K 2.6K 682K
kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon . 19h where is chinese draftkings Li Zexin @XH_Lee23. 1d For American TikTok refugees, here is a list of Chinese social media substitution apps. upps visiting China WhatsAPP Wechat Instagram Redbook() X N X weibo () QQ Messenger f ЛЬ Facebook Qzone(QQ) Reddit Tieba() N iQIYI bilibili Netflix iQMY) YouTube Bilibili PP 24 PayPal Alipay() Google Map AMAP() UBER du Chrome Baidu() Uber DiDi) ل Yelp Dianping() ТӀКТОК ,Douyin() 37 1.3K 24K the 1.1M
Edward Plumpkin @edwardplumpkin 21h got a 60 year old man named Skip in one of my classes. raised his hand like 4 times today to give WWII facts. class has nothing to do with WWII, he's the fucking man 56 769 35K 841K
@andromedism17h always sunny cast promoting their show by like dumping thousands of gallons of raw sewage into the river in philadelphia or like blowing up a building FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 18h The cast of 'SEVERANCE' appeared at a pop-up in New York City. 3 154 4.5K 75K
Canderous Ordoliberal @butleriano 1d if the government bans rednote i'm just going to start printing out my browser history every night before i go to bed and dropping it off at the Chinese consulate the next morning on my way to work. 80 6.8K 104K 1.4M
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ja-hamon @funnyhoodvidss 19h Richard Lawson . 8 mo ago R The best band! And I'm 71! 11 In G Add a reply... Freddie Smith-Wright Yeah well im 80 35 1.1K 22K 258K
bobby @bobbylikesbeers . dd ... Coca-Cola hey bro we're accepting the things we cannot change later if you want to pull up 11 1K 7K 146K
hot pink bitch named breakfast @ejenkins54.18h ... him: are you fucking stupid me: 5 247 68K 2.4K
flips @lilcatpuke- 20h ... when u gonna stop drinking cokes with the wokes and come drink some dr.pepper W a big stepper 105 5.6K 46K del 1M
Feral Pawg Hunter @FeralPHunter 21h all men want is to constantly annoy one beautiful woman 67 1.3K 17K 637K
Devon Hardware's Wife @thatfr... 1d ... should be a letterboxd app but it is for every human experience. i could log in and see a friend has recently reviewed having grapes. i could go huh they liked grapes more than Nosferatu 79 3,899 53.4K del 910K
Images Al Could Never Recreate @imagesaic... * 19h ... i'll miss tiktok John Turek top three comments think they goldilocks and the three bears dawg 22h Reply 9,608 View 122 replies donkeykonglongpong could be freakier ngl 1d Reply 8,913 View 4 replies myuda this is freaky enough 1d Reply 9,265 View 10 replies nah I'd win this is too freaky 1d Reply 12.6K 73 12K 194K 2.2M
leyla @mrswambsgans.15h ... hbo should make the industry cast do coke in the middle of the new york stock exchange FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 18h The cast of SEVERANCE' appeared at a pop-up in New York City. фазата 42 2.2K 30K 992K
@yesirski 17h ... i never seen a fashion dude work a job how they affording all that 639 5.2K 107K 2.8M
keb @574survivor 18h ... My dog blew its acl out a few months ago and the vet did not take it well when I burst out laughing @washedxr.1 1d Normal people tearing their ACL never fails to make me laugh 252 6K 166K 6.5M
anand @demon_squid . 22h Im a lawyer because i love typing. It reminds me of texting 4 132 3K 81K
Grip Skylark @talleyberrybaby.20h I had a dream last night that the country ran out of garlic powder and for some reason beyoncé had been stockpiling it and she had no problem giving it away but she made you dance for it and i was in there GIF ALT 117 2.1K 34K 523K
KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse... . 16h ... My stupid fucking cat: Ohhh I'm gonna eat up all your butter now on the counter you left there by accident Ohhh yum yum yum all your butter 22 617 7.4K 105K
Adam McKay @ZombiePanther2. 1d Exxon, Chevron, Shell, BP I'll take payment in hundreds please. Page Six Page Six @PageSix . . 2d David Spade offers $5K to anyone who catches arsonists during LA fires trib.al/1CrqwC3 MIDNIGHT TOKER 407 2.9K 40K 869K
sarah but but FESTIVE @super... 1d ... this image used to be a joke FORTNITE 134 9K 119K 1.9M
ashley @demonicowgirl . 2 22h Naming the middle child Bronze is the shit they would do in a fairy tale to show how much everybody hated them Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate - 1d Patrick and Brittany Mahomes welcomed their third child this weekend, a girl-naming her Golden Raye. The Mahomes kids now: Sterling, Bronze & Golden. Golden Raye 175K 2,711 5,384 brittanylynne •Golden Raye Mahomes 10 191 5.2K 119K
FOGHAT STAN @MikeMacRaeMike. 16h ... Actually Robbie Williams had a huge hit here in 1999 that we all loved. So Brits need to understand that to us this movie is like a Lou Bega biopic but for some reason he's an iguana 186 1K 12K 527K
Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz. 1d ... Someone said it's like losing the town drunk and I was crying Coco @hotgirlc0c0 1d SCREAMING at ppl from other countries on TikTok tb aw im gonna miss the Americans 24 2.8K 18K 443K
Tuxedo @kevsack . 1d 12:30 5G faceshotter 7h ... X COFFEE SOAP - - adidas no way her name is soap - U + NG WITH CASA 57 943 30K 507K
Scoob @ScoobertOnFilm. 18h They're Glupping Shittos you've never even heard of DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm 18h Faran Tahir will reprise his role from 'IRON MAN' in the new 'VISION' series for Disney+ (Source: Deadline) 1.9K 47K 1.2M 66
Amoeba @curnbucket . 1d ... the fuck was I on Amoeba @curnbucket 12/4/20 my hand is just a fork covered in skin 1.6K 298K 12K 7.5M
chris person @Papapishu 1d Fascinated by the Low Carb Mission wraps that use resistant starch. Are they great? No. But they're a bizarre scientific innovation that terrifies me. If they ever craft tortilla chips it'll be like splitting the atom. New super soft MISSION CARB BALANCE FLOUR THIS PRODUCT 's 110 ZERO 4G NET HIGH KETO 6 TORTILLA WRAPS CARBS CALORIES SUGAR CERTIFIED PER TORTILLA FIBER PER TORTILLA NITFOR WEIGHT CONTROL METOCERTIFIED.COM NETWT. 15 OZ (425g) 4G NET PRODUCT 18 SINI CARB BALANCE® CARBS MEDICAL KETO CERTIFIED mission HIGH FLOUR 6 BURRITO FIBER 68 107 2.7K 220K

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