12 Mice and How They Plan to Take Out the Cat That Chases Them

Those cats will soon be down to eight lives if they have anything to say about it.
Double-Tap

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“Back of the head.”
Making Himself Poisonous

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“Every day I’ve been eating a little more of the special crystals under the sink. He’ll catch me, sure, but he’ll pay for it.”
Choke Him

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“I’ll act scared, and then the moment he opens that mouth? I’m launching myself into his airway and going spread-eagle.”
Jugular Vein

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“Even a large foe can be undone by one small incision.”
Teaming Up

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“Hey kitty! You were happy to take on one of us, but how about two? Not so bra-AGHHHH!”
Arson

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“Now who’s trapped?”
Sarin Gas

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“I’ll let history judge me.”
A Tiny Katana

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“猫はすでに死んでいる”
Superpowers

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“If my calculations are correct, this cord will make me the most powerful mouse the world has ever se-AGHHHH!”
Blunt Force Trauma

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“One of her precious toys arranged under this antique lamp, and gravity does the rest.”
Convincing the Homeowners the Cat Has Rabies

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“A daub of shaving cream and a drip of lysurgic acid and suddenly I’m not the only one worried for my safety.”
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“Huh? I’m not a mouse. I’m a rat. Jesus Christ, learn the difference, you fucking simpleton. Sorry is right. Now if you’ll excuse me, I was chewing on this.”