50 Funny Tweets About Customer Service to Pass the Time While You’re on Hold

A customer-slapping policy could put society on the right track
50 Funny Tweets About Customer Service to Pass the Time While You’re on Hold

The generation gap between Boomers and Zoomers is one for the ages (pun unavoidable). They may never agree on the concepts of wealth disparity, the right way to apply for a job or when it’s okay to berate restaurant workers (the correct answer being never), but even amid such vast differences, there’s one thing that brings together these seemingly disparate groups: Wanting to speak to an actual human when calling a customer-service hotline. 

Whether you were born in 1956 or 2006, no one — and I do mean no one — likes spending hours navigating a labyrinth of menu options while repeating the phrase “Speak to a representative!” at increasingly high volumes into your phone. 

The only even remotely worthwhile thing to come out of it? These hilarious tweets. From the crime that can never be forgiven to an Italian tactic the rest of us should adopt, they will rebuild your sanity after hours of being on hold.

Jack!!! @jjxstxrr 9/28/24 ... Customer just asked me if we sell sea food...I work at a movie theatre GIF 349 3,446 110K 5M
geo @geodicey 7/31/24 ... customer at my job got caught stealing and i ended up getting in trouble cause you can see me in the background of the security footage on my phone CC eus From t 237 5,950 159K 2.4M
Aحmad ... @_ahmaaad_ It's called customer service Numero Uno @haidaer__ Dec 6, 2023 Rizz works even in bank see how this babe is just getting me what I want. 7:48 AM Dec 6, 2023 . 490.8K Views 169 3K 9.4K 100
Ranboo Ranboo ... @Ranboosaysstuff The customer service guy started flirting with me I wish you all the happiness and love in the World *. . take care bye byeeee <3 4:02 PM Love you too thank you so much 4:02 PM Customer Service awww 4:07 PM Apr 24, 2023 884.6K Views 704 1.4K 58K 729
B.W. Carlin Subscribe ... @BaileyCarlin Just hit a customer service rep with G as in Gargoyle feeling very powerful 12:45 PM Aug 21, 2024 3.2M Views 164 6.5K 114K 1.8K
PM ... @kuwpatrick Apple stole $40 from me. They customer service open at 7AM i i got my alarm set at 6:58AM 1:22 AM.Dec 14, 2023 . 1.2M Views 115 2.5K 48K 576
Happy Captain ... @EODHappyCaptain Guy, my toddler left his toy at an @IHGhotels while traveling. We called them, and they said they would get it in the mail for us. This morning opened my email and had this from them: Please repost and help them get some recognition for awesome customer service! My Adventure at the Holiday Inn Express To start his day, he spent some time with us up at the front desk. Не did an amazing job and all the guests loved him. Не was the Star of the show and was always so friendly and polite. HullJuying
Oxtail Pricing Specialist ... @simsimmaaz Work customer service for one day. Patience... @Patiencexx4 . Feb 15 Twitter is so crazy to me because I've never met people this stupid or angry in real life 6:28 PM . Feb 15, 2024 . 789K Views 39 5.1K 16K 227
Johnetta Elzie ... @Nettaaaaaaaa calling customer service and actually getting someone who wanted to be at work today >>>>> II GIF ALT 10:39 AM Aug 21, 2024 629.1K Views
Subscribe ... @Whotfismick WHEN I CALL FOR CUSTOMER SERVICE I WANT TO TALK TO A REPRESENTATIVE NOT A ROBOT jay @fwj6y Oct 22 what's the most boomer complaint you have? 3:00 PM Oct 22, 2024 174.7K Views 35 1.3K 6.6K 105
John O'Connell ... @jdpoc Tesco have clearly upped their game in Customer Service ... Jippi EN RIBEYE STEAK curity guards nitor this aisle RIMMED by PASSIONATE PEOPLE 1.51% 4THIN TESCO oducts in this T 5.00 BEEF STEAKS 400G area are VER u security 1 finest protected - - - RUMP E6 RUMP RUMP HOME his finest NATIONAL BUMP BUTTER 11:00 AM Jul 16, 2024 1.2M Views
em ... @emtheworst the people in the replies saying this is bad customer service this is a missed marketing opportunity don't eat at waffle house @GAFollowers Jan 16, 2023 Everything Georgia Waffle House is not playing with y'all. OFFEN Order from TRAHO the READ Wt're not ME! Menu! Making NOTHING you've Seen - - on TiKTok /NO waffle sandwichts! 9:19 AM Jan 17, 2023 3 . 1.7M Views 74 2K 33K 185
No Context Brits Subscribe ... @NoContextBrits Now that's customer service. loveisex love sex ® durex durex Thin Feel Thin Feel Thin for greater Thin for greater sensitivity. sensitivity. 20 condoms 14 condoms Need a DUREX THIN Ge BU FEEL 205 9 £ 14.99 HAND? Due ppie sh 75.0p per each £ Liter CALANTE and in الا . I - Just ask a member of our store team Clarity the 1 i V by 5:03 PM Jul 12, 2024 - 1.3M Views 67 497 13K 373
Ed Zitron ... @edzitron i love the idea that AI is somehow going to replace customer service, as if this isn't something that already happened with endless phone tree labyrinths that mean it's physically impossible to talk to a human being 1:11 PM Oct 14, 2024 96.1K Views 53 328 3.6K 57
Customer service >>>>>>>>> baby j. @jaytovah_ Weed Twitter My weed man gives a punch card for $50 credit NaeUmi or gahdamn idea. @thenaeeway_ Aug 19, 2023 CREDIT name 5000 redeem ten punches for 4 0 This is literally a good 9 3 8 2 7 ... 6 5 1:40 PM Aug 20, 2023.2.2M Views
Tim Urban Subscribe ... @waitbutwhy Really solid customer service Tim Urban @waitbutwhy 4h ... X feature request: when you look at someone's feed, an option to hide retweets, so you can just see their actual posts. 88 82 1.6K del 102K Elon Musk X @elonmusk Ok 8:34 PM May 14, 2024 598.6K Views 142 159 7.6K 146
No Context Brits Subscribe ... @NoContextBrits British customer service. Best in the world. Ellie Chips were disgusting Pizza Cafe replied Do not get chips then. 3:00 PM Nov 30, 2024 559.6K Views 50 501 16K 185
Michael G ... @MichaelG_3D The fact he has a 4.95 rating when it's based on the last 500 trips is crazy. I'm glad you cancelled, you don't deserve that quality of customer service Jessica @RealJessica05 Jul 16 just cancelled my Uber driver. I don't have time to deal with this today ndrew Pronouns are he/him/his Uber Pro Platinum Has passed a multi-step safety screen 98 4.95 11 OS Rating Months Last edited 12:49 PM Jul 16, 2024 11.1M Views 817 20K 438K 6.6K
omeo @ihyomeo it's amazing how my girl has 24 hour customer service Wednesday, October 4 10:28 Subscribe ... 10:47 PM Oct 10, 2023 . 2.3M Views AT&T Customer Service A You up now Swipe up to open
Josh Shepperd ... @joshshepperd My university has informed us that we are moving to a customer service model. Not a joke. 10:43 AM Oct 17, 2024 615.7K Views 273 595 4.1K 379
cats with jobs Subscribe ... @CatWorkers The customer service here is 5-star. Just don't ask the staff to fetch something from a high shelf. SCHOOL ٠٥٠٠ 4thg2unn مة YORK force Leise de annan ALT 8:26 AM Aug 8, 2023 . 1.2M Views
Festive Dune @StolenDans just walked into my hotel and american dad is already playing on the tv. now that's what i call customer service! 10:25 PM Jun 15, 2024-1.6M Views
ironmouse VSHOJO CRY FOR ME OUT NOW! V ... @ironmouse i was talking to a customer service rep and i laughed on the phone and frantically hung up immediately. 8:37 AM Dec 10, 2024 246.5K Views 119 226 13K 199
Invis ... @invis4yo Me when I use my customer service voice 9:23 PM Dec 6, 2023 3 . 2.5M Views 92 12K 57K 954
Jonathan Levitt Subscribe ... @JWLevitt The shade I'm getting from this Amazon customer service rep!!!!! 8:38 Search Amazon.com Tamal Customer Service May i know the reason for contacting us so late? T 8:37 PM I was thinking it would show up... 8:38 PM Tamal Customer Service Jonathan it is been a month T 8:38 PM End this chat 10:39 PM .May 22, 2024 from Boulder, со .3.3M Views
Lucy Huber ... @clhubes The best thing I've learned about gentle parenting a toddler is you can also apply it to adults if you work in customer service. 11:18 AM Dec 13, 2022 170 3.3K 49K 940
Samantha Ruddy (Samlymatters On Bluesky) ... CRASSE @samlymatters The kids my girlfriend nannies for have a new game called customer service where they sit at this desk and ask what your problem is then tell you they can't solve it and complain about how many emails they have to answer and nobody has any idea where they learned it
Annam (uh-numb) ... @AnnamLaughs LET. CUSTOMER. SERVICE. WORKERS. SMACK. ONE. PERSON. EVERY. YEAR. 4:59 PM Mar 28, 2022 1.1K 24K 198K 865
Dan White ... @atdanwhite Terrible customer service!!!! 10:16 LTE Chase Digital AssistantSM End chat I hanks tor checking in again, Daniel. What can I help you with? Hello - on my previous credit card statement I have roughly $6,300 in charges to ONLYFANS *Creator0817 -ShrekPlay. I need that merchant name changed immediately. 10:13 AM Chase 10:13 AM Chase is unable to alter merchant information on statements. If you believe these charges are fraudulent please type 'fraud' into the text box. Please. My marriage won't survive this. I need you to change these charges to St. Jude Children's - DONATION There should be 349 charges.
ce n'est pas erica ... @sourhoestarter when he blocks me on everything so i get a job doing carhartt customer service 10:00 AM May 31, 2023 193.2K Views 3 264 3.4K 67
1984's George Whorewell ... @EwdatsGROSS Guess who found a le crueset dutch oven for $5 and then asked for a new handle from customer service and was sent a brand new one LE CREUSET LECREUSEY LE CREUSEN MADE IN FRANCE FABRIQUÉ EN FRANCE 1925
Auntie Derek @DerekIsNormal . 1d Screaming!! Wig Coloring Book . Follow ... 6d what my customer wanted vs what she got shop: wigcoloringbook.com Reason for refund I'm not doing all that. Only you and other staff can see this reason. Summary No items selected. Refund amount Klarna $ 265.00 $265.00 available for refund Send a notification to the customer Refund $265.00 Learn more about refunding_orders. 179 4.4K 51K 1M
boots. @jdapetite1 me behind my manager after they told a customer the same thing just told them 0:10 From ryan 1:28 AM Mar 28, 2024 . 1.6M Views
cj- ... @cjniel the substance customer service seeing demi call again TikTok @jesus_nalgas BATTIE ل TikTok 0:01 jesus_nalgas From The Memes Archive 7:38 PM Oct 4, 2024 681.4K Views
Gravantus @Gravantus 2d cowboydeanwinchester Follow ... will never forget when i worked in a fast food joint. some customer wrote like 86 cherries on their mobile order, as like a pretentious way of say no cherries, but the store was run by a bunch of high schoolers who are working their first job so they collectively went why does this guy want 86 cherries and like piled them onto his milkshake 259 8,186 238K 4.9M
Tonkini Follow ... @TonkaBalonka175 In Rome, my American boss tried to order tortellini pasta with carbonara sauce... I told him not to. Не tried. Не was told no. italians mad at food @ItalianComments. Oct 22 the customer is always right simply does not apply in italy x.com/palesamashao_/... 12:50 PM Oct 23, 2024 14K Views
Squid @realsquiddays 1d r/starbucksbaristas 6 mo. ago r/ Join ... Tottapola am i going to get fired? USA last week a customer reached past me on reg to point at the menu and i bit him on the hand as hard as i could ALT Zache7 6mo ago Your first reaction was to bite him?! - 34 Reply ... Tottapola ОР 6mo ago no i had time to think about it 174 Reply ... + 5 more replies ALT 42 5.2K 92K 1.6M
chase. @cfree94.23h ... had to call my bank's customer service line and they asked the security question (the name of my first significant other) and i said the man's name and the girl on the phone said oh! how interesting! 30 434 28.4K 566K
stoned cold fox @roastmalone_.1d ... when I was a teller at the bank a guy asked me out after I had just refunded his nsf fee and I asked with what money and that was the first time my manager and I had a little chat about being more gracious in a customer service role 58 179 5,507 del 139K
violet ٨ ٨ @swagjesusfan - 1 1d told this customer how much his total ... - KACT NEW - was and he told me that he can read 131 1,056 48.3K del 648K
@vt1nz .1d oily footjob pls Е. @edbankzz the customer is always WRONG.. suck my dick, you dont know shit ..i work here, not you 8:54 AM 10/6/17 Twitter for iPhone 25 3,973 33.2K del 566K
seb @lovesickseba 1d .. when a customer gets mad at you so they try to scare you by asking you what your name is............ 319 4,288 83.3K del 2.2M
Clare Blackwood @clareblackw... . 1d ... there's nothing that turns me into a boomer faster than when a company's customer service line doesn't give me an option to speak with a real human. no I will not go to your website. I just came from your website. i will kill you 207 6,900 73.9K del 1.2M
Ben Gross @bengrossbg• 16h Oh, you noticed that too, did you? 1-800 Flowers 2m ago We want to hear from you! Hi , We noticed that you didn't shop with M us this year for Valentine's Day. As a valued customer, we'd like to ask you a few questions to see how we can improv... 30 385 15K 348K
с @ihyrave 3d ... Pussy is everywhere that's But a woman gone argue w/ customer service & get yo shit back is NOT 37 2.6K 21K 622K
aig @oceanfearer. dd ... In my experience the customer is hardly ever right. The customer is also usually a rat bitch 31 6,770 49.2K du 1.2M
New Alex P @young_particle . 19h ... i could treat you better than amazon ever coukd 8:47 PM Kanishka Customer Service i know but still i have to follow the guidelines к 8:48 PM 3 462 3,930 91.8K
gloria @lemonpepperwing 22h ... thinking ab when i was working at sephora and this customer brought in a cat to distract us from his homie stealing products and we all fell for it LOL GO le FLEU KILLUA 427 15.1K 169K 10.8M
sam @BigWillyITGuy99 - 1d a table made me split a check 8 ways and then all paid in cash Sorry for being a customer Some crimes can never be forgiven 20 391 9,142 160K
internet hall of fame @InternetHOF· 2h ... Adam Cerious @Browtweaten customer: I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese me: sorry, we only take cash manager: can I talk to you 263 1,314 38.4K 3M

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