32 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, December 19, 2024

The aliens need Space Mazdas
32 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, December 19, 2024

NBC is adding to its ever-growing fleet of comic book store workplace comedies, and it’s doing so with the help of a very famous comic book junkie: Kevin Smith. Variety just revealed that the network is developing Local Heroes, a new series that’s said to be inspired by Smith’s actual comic book store in New Jersey. The single-cam series will follow “a group of comic book store regulars who band together to solve crimes in their hometown.”

The Library of Congress is also growing, as the National Film Preservation Board has announced the 25 films that will join the National Film Registry. Most of the titles are the ones you’d expect — e.g., the original cult classic Texas Chainsaw Massacre and David Fincher’s Facebook fable The Social Network — but some surprising wildcards made the list, too, including Cheech and Chong’s Up in Smoke and Robert Rodriguez’s Spy Kids. This means that the Librarian of Congress considered the thumb people from Spy Kids to be of enough cultural, historic or aesthetic importance to have a place alongside The Godfather.

Meanwhile, these Twitter users have proven that they deserve to be recognized as some of the timeline’s funniest comedians. Today’s funniest tweets include those about the council deciding one guy’s fate, the perfect apartment layout for stretching your legs and the upside to being a millennial.

betty @strawbetty_ 20h ... whenever I unexpectedly see jason schwartzman in a film it is like seeing an old friend. my chum 21 951 12K 231K
Veles V KV @Menkvi 1d S OTE This is the female equivalent of when men post I prefer women without makeup and then post a picture of a woman with makeup on Lolita @lolitadiariess. 1d Dad bods are the top male physique. 97 5.1K 1.9M 112K
7 alex @nothnghppens 1d ... bald men terrorizing beautiful brunettes bia @darkblowd . 1d Anora (2024) Split (2016) 146 5.9K 106K 2.3M
eSBe @SB2749 . 18h not really what meant but ok eSBe @SB2749 1/1/23 the year of luigi will be back... ...with a vengeance. 84 11K 183K 2.5M
juls + @garfiescal. 1d andrew garfield's performance in this film must be preserved for future generations so true DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm - .1d 'THE SOCIAL NETWORK' has been added to the National Film Registry. Films that are added to the registry are seen to have cultural or historic importance and must be preserved for future generations. I'm CEO, Bitch. mark zuckerberg facebook CORPORATE HEADQUARTERS 3150 university avenue nale alto, ca 94301-1605 phone 650-543- 4800 fax 650-543-4801 1.2K 4 16K 298K
ho ho joe @popgoesjoe 7h Scouse bird posing with the pub DJ on Christmas Eve vibes Pop Base @PopBase 20h Elton John shares new photo with Sabrina Carpenter. 116 1.6K 42K 1.7M
Dymes @dymes125.21h yall gotta keep in mind tinder and hinge and grindr or whatever weren't a thing in the 90s, this girl was laying down smooth lines and seducing men for the love of the game in person with strangers Lucavi @lucavi_ftw. 1d comically large bodycount in the 90s Tima SAYS SHE'S HAD SEX WITH 30 TO 50 MEN 96K 171 4K 1.4M
snoopy @snoopyvinyls - 3h me after making a huge mistake at work 803 1 6.3K 132K
Brooklyn @bklynb4by . 5h the ancient curse he's about to inherit... Pop Base @PopBase. 6h MrBeast has rented out the three pyramids of Giza for 100 hours for a YouTube video. 35 1K 38K 619K
@m4ngaming2.bsky.social @SFVIM4n 22h My phone died so JOKER JOKER JOKER JOKER A K A A A PLAYING CARDS PERSONALISED 2 2 6 PERSONALISED PLAYING CARDS 129 4.6K 62K 963K
Bri @BriAnimator_ 23h not a cellphone in sight, just people living in the moment 25 823 5.9K del 141K
kathleen @holdenfordfocus 23h ... cary grant looking down from heaven at all the men getting fillered up and juvadermed to high heaven when all he got to do in his lifetime was tan 5 103 1.4K 36K
bigfatsantalip @bigfatpussylip 18h never messaging someone about my ex again put on a small girl ido girl idc vnere Il was girl idc believable girl idc girl idc girl i'm telling u triendus WITH girl idc girl idc girl idc on de and girl idc like girl idc girl idc adidas girl idc am girl idc girl N girl idc girl idc girl idc girl idc .. truing to find twitt 13 300 3.7K del 56K
Olympics Jeremy @JeremyMonjo.1 17h ... Always fun to watch teachers talk about how dumb kids are getting. I'm a millennial in the workforce, I'm set for life. Going to be in my 50s and have a whole pack of buffoon Gen Alpha entry-levelers in my thrall like Scar and the hyenas 31 390 6.9K del 133K
beck @wolfb3ck•2 21h KITCHEN/DINING BEDROOM BATH LOUNGE for when i get zoomies 27 2.1K 21K 385K
donald boat @laserboat999.18h ... Teaching a grey alien how to drive stick in a 1994 Mazda Miata. I love how she corners, he remarks, Not that dissimilar from flying an orb. say, You're right. You're absolutely right. 54 3,307 31.7K 839K
Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog 23h ... No wonder Pelosi fainted and broke her hip unusual_whales @unusual_whales 1d BREAKING: Biden calls for a ban on congressional stock trading by politicians. 89 5.1K 68K 2.1M
izia 3: @hahnswiife 1d THIS IS SENDING ME so BAD SHE DOES NOT WANNA BE THERE 61 730 20K 265K
seth @gatorsafterdark-1d ... Went outside to smoke and they' 're having a meeting with me... Bio smart Be safe. DE any Ben Be trade 57 1.5K 27K 283K
gwendolyn @imniceandsmart + 1d Faded off these tostitos hint of lime 2 937 6.7K 141K
k @kurrrto 1d ... i i done called her the goat Cam @yunjinstanacct.2d yo i deadass can't flirt 443 16K 223K 6.9M
travis @higgzorz. 1d ANOTHER GOOD TIDING MICROBES 8 JELLYFISH 99 20 3 5 9 7 TO YOU AND YOUR KIN imgfip.com 11 2.9K 32K 733K
mutable joe @mutablejoe 1d ... mary: you booked a room right joseph (playing on wooden xbox): yeah totally 24 2.1K 33K 651K
@anjlogs 1d the fact that we went from december 1 to december 16 in two days 221 24K 194K 2.5M
yuripilled for good @rewindemo 1d ariana: going onto hot ones & snl, having gay speeches, etc cynthia: yuripilled for good @rewindemo . 1d Wild (Full Episode) Running Wild with Bear Grylls what the hell, sure I've come back now to take actor Cynthia Erivo... 46 2.9K 59K 1.1M
Aaron @chokensp 1d Damn it's December 17th already? @literallymecats Whats next? December 18th ? Fuck everything 55 9.1K 92K 1.1M
Holly Hood @hollyhoodbmd 1 1d Cuban link n Don Julio bitch woulda got me Lil Rico 9 @IAmLilRico 1d Them Cougars Lurkin... SONY PS5 طي 0 0 RICO TV 259 4K 25K 1.6M
matt @computer_gay 15h every timothée chalamet update from the past month Pregnant Rodney Follow ... @SkinnyTuna white boy SHOCKS nonbinary barista by ordering in fluent LGBT 6:10 AM . Jun 25, 2023 . 3.3M Views 129 14K 134K 2.7K 7 2.2K 57K 756K
em @vanderrwaals. 1d when my phone autocorrects bitch to butch 24 4.4K 61K 668K
@btcjanai 1d Bryan ... Don't come over my house pouring no big cups of juice are you crazy 326 7.7K 42K 1.3M
shu @shuseph. 1d anyone have any tips for improving REM sleep. my non negotiables are 2h of screentime immediately before bed inclusive of watching at least 300 4-second back to back videos, everything else is up for discussion 134 5.5K 82K du 1.5M
nem @nxmporo 1d ... i still dont get why we cant just print more money im sorry faisal @epicChungusMeme . 5 5d what's your most CHILDISH opinion? That one friend that's two 2.4K 27K 326K 17M

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