12 Devils and the Greatest Trick They Ever Played
Turns out there’s no such thing as a free lunch? News to me!
Chose the Size of Ketchup Packets
“I thought I was lowballing and they’d definitely make it a little bigger, but no!”
Took the Toilet Paper Out of the Office Bathroom
“Better text your office bestie, or it’s time to go business-commando the rest of the day.”
Convinced A Guy He Could Pull Off A Leather Jacket (He Couldn’t)
“For the rest of his life, he’s going to wonder why everyone looks at him that way.”
Signed Everybody Up for Those Political Fundraising Texts
“Yup. That was me.”
Removed the Headphone Jacks From iPhones
“I told them that people love connecting to things through Bluetooth.”
Disconnected You From Bluetooth for A Second
“It never doesn’t piss someone off.”
Convinced JFK He’d Be Fine in A Convertible
“He ended up looking like a real idiot.”
Convinced America the Metric System Is Stupid
“Hope you like learning multiplication tables, jackass!”
Selling Airplane Wi-Fi
“Enjoy re-entering your credit card info twice to read half an e-mail! I thrive on it!”
Killed Mother Teresa
“Not much of a trick, but she was surprised, I can tell you that much.”
Got Your Best Friend Really Into Wellness Podcasts
“Noticed you haven’t hung out in a while… how curious!”
Crashed Your Car
“The perfect crime!”