43 Random Bits of Trivia to Swallow Whole Like an Anaconda

Think you can take these all in at once?
43 Random Bits of Trivia to Swallow Whole Like an Anaconda

Wouldn’t it be awesome if you could take in every fact at once? 

We recently thought about a snake taking in an entire deer or Neo learning karate in a matter of minutes in The Matrix, and it made us pretty jealous. With all the time we waste preparing multiple meals per day and reading one fact at a time, think about how many more facts we’re missing out on! 

Here’s a lame one-fact-at-a-time list for now, but mark our words, one day we’ll be able to provide a big ol’ fact injection.

The British Monarchy

The British monarchy directly funded and profited from slave trade. The Royal African Company, founded by King Charles I, brought more enslaved African people to the Americas than any other institution. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED COM

Source: Slate

Lord of the Rings

NICOLAS CAGE ALMOST PLAYED ARAGORN. CRAGh Cage was offered the role in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, but turned it down claiming family obligations,

Bob Marley

Like humans, dogs have their own music preferences. Research shows that most dogs prefer listening to reggae and soft rock than to pop or classical mu

Boosie Badazz

A fan drove three hours to bring rapper Boosie Badazz some uch-needed insulin to his home. 5,000 oVE $23000.000 IN CASNER PEIZES TR#E 3s00 S 8 S PRIzE
Source: Revolt

Penis Captivus

AN ITALIAN COUPLE MAKING LOVE IN THE WATER OFF PORTO SAN GIORGIO FOUND THEIR GENITALIA INEXTRICABLY LOCKED TOGETHER. THEY WERE VICTIMS OF PENIS CAPTIV

DeShawn Stevenson

DeShawn Stevenson installed an ATM in his kitchen. TURINITED The former NBA star dished out $3, 500 for his money machine, and he fills it up with $20

The Disaster Artist

TOMMY WISEAU AUTEUR OF THE CULT HIT THE ROOM WANTED JOHNNY DEPP TO PORTRAY HIM IN THE DISASTER ARTIST NEVERTHELESS, WISEAU WAS PLEASED CRACKED.COM BY

George Washington

GEORGE WASHINGTON PUT IN EXTRA EFFORT TO ENSURE SLAVERY Starting in 1780, the Washingtons transported their enslaved workers in and out of Pennsylvania every six months to avoid a law that would have allowed for their freedom. Washington was an enslaver since he inherited 10 slaves at the age of 11. By the Revolutionary War, he enslaved 150 people. CRACKED.COM

Source: History

Braveheart

THE OSCAR WINNER In Bravebeart, William Wallace wore distinctive, blue warpaint on his face. REALITY THE The real Wallace would never have used it. Th

The Hollywood Walk of Fame

There are more than 2,600 stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame GODZILLA 17 are dedicated to fictional characters GRACKED CON

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Watermelons

This painting by Giovanni Stanchi shows what watermelons looked like in the 1600s. Watermelons used to taste either bland or bitter, so selective bree

30 Rock

Liz Lemon's favorite cheese snacks in 30 Rock have the saddest flavor in the world. RI DOPV SABOR 30F SOLE Their name is Sabor de Soledad, or in Spa

Nebraska

Whiteclay, Nebraska, sells 4 million cans of beer per year, and has a population of 14. ULES REY Bull Dog Doc COME Bull Dog Bull COURSE Dog DO Bell ALE Bug STORP BEER ALE UT Bürgermeis adidas ) Ingermeide 1000 Such tu Burgermelste BEE USUS Kargermei UMAS Kinis Gort Sutter - li Book - - - / FRISCO G Total Julia GB GLUER'S G isher BLUS B B OCK LAGER BEER Goebel UMER Goebel BELL BIO you BEER The Angel على Lote م BEER - Sing LUCKY UCKY X E CARPE and AFE LIFE Most of the alcohol sales go

Shaq and Kobe

Shaq & Kobe CRACKED CO They won 3 championships together, but off the court, they would bicker privately (and publicly) like a couple of cranky toddlers. The Lakers ultimately had to separate them, like a mom who's had it up to here, and shipped Shaq off to Miami.

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton travels for business over 250 days a year. She writes and produces music, does DJ gigs (she's the world's highest-paid female DJ), and ma

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