50 Funny Sports Tweets Headed Straight for the Super Bowl

And now, neither will we
50 Funny Sports Tweets Headed Straight for the Super Bowl

Conspiracy theories plague the world of professional sports. There are the long-running rumors that the NBA is rigged, whispers that Michael Jordan was actually hungover during his legendary flu game and even claims that Taylor Swift appeared at the Kansas City Chiefs-New York Jets game to bury negative search results for “Taylor Swift jets.” 

But among these tin-foil hat theories, one stands out among the rest: Allegations that those sneaker squeaking sounds during basketball games are pumped in by a covert team of special effects sound designers. 

Whether or not the NBA is under the toe of Big Sneaker, one thing is certain: We still watch every single game, and provide the kind of real-time Twitter commentary during them that’s more entertaining than even Shaq’s lone three-pointer.

@stephen... 3h Stephen A Smith ... GIF SPUN The Spun @TheSpun.3 3h Stephen А. Smith voted SPUN - - - People - MOST UNIVERSIDA Most Annoying Person Smith - 57% in Football Media in 2024 thespun.com/sp... 252 861 20.9K 942K

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Taddy Mason @rod4short. 1d Still the most insane graphic of all-time N T FOOTBALL OUT INDEFINITELY CH X MONONUCLEOSIS 25 601 14K 516K

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Jessica Smetana @jessica_smetana.20h 7 DUKE 13 3RD 0:21 Zach Schwartz @zachzachzach . 21h You have to be an absolute football pervert to be watching Jets Pats 292 888K 32 7.1K

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1d @spen spencer Juan Soto on the Tropicana Field stadium tour MLB Deadline News @MLBDeadlineNews-1d The #Rays have checked in on free- agent OF Juan Soto, per @JonHeyman NEW YOAK 127 1.7K 36K 3.1M

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@SuspendedTo... 15h tommy ... Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMa... 22m ... 6 MANOMES Why is Aaron so good at that 15 230 964 8.5K 192K LeBron James A @KingJames 21m Right!! It's ridiculous! 121 164 2.5K d 72K Jalen @Air_Jalen23.2m Crazy right?! We should all hang sometime fellas 6 300 4,994 154K 3.7M

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Ned Schneebly @Patlantis... 23h ... I had a friend who doesn't care for sports sit & watch a basketball game & hes quiet for a bit & just barks out: Yeah I dont think there are that many squeaks. They gotta be pumping em in That was over 10 yrs ago I havent watched a single game since without thinking of it soul nate @MNateShyamaL... 1 1d what's the lowest stakes conspiracy theory you have? i think airplane mode is a hoax because they don't want you texting your friends and telling them you're not having fun О... 76 3,351 61.7K 3.8M

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Brutus Stark @iron_brutus 3d ... I mean, here you go I guess NFL . Yesterday Final 31 - 42 Seahawks Lions (3 - 1) (3 - 1) Team 4 T 1 2 3 SEA 0 7 13 9 29 DET 7 14 14 7 42 NFL - 2 18:07 21 0:35 GAME HIGHLIGHTS Game recap St. Brown throws T Russell Hartness @RussellHartness. 3d NFL wants Detroit to win... Should have been 2 points @Seahawks 140 1.6K 60K dal 2.7M

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Jose @Glick_Owens 13h Me and my dad that one summmer where I landscaped with him @TheHo... .13h Hoop Central LEBRON AND BRONNY CHECK IN HISTORY (via @LADEig) Cá 5 44 23 28 E FAN NDU 239 8,542 129K 5.2M

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Baseball Dude @Softball_Guy1. 1d I had this fireball saved for Sooners first TD yesterday, that 89 became Cowboys first TD today. The shot has not been taken. FIREBALL RSD HOT CINNAMON BY Baseball Dude @Softball_Guy1.1 1d 89 My football teams lost collectively 81-12 this weekend. I now hate football. 36 560 24K 1.3M

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Good Tweetman @Goodtw... 22h ... I will. @FBI @HoustonTX FOX FOX Sports: MLB FOX SPORTS @... 22h We won't say anything I skipped LET'S School cheer to on ASTROS H STRO the ASTROS HOU rtcan STROS 80 1,634 48K 1.5M

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Ballsack Sports @BallsackS... - 1d ... BS $19 shipping????? Pass. DE 2021 COOIFY Codify @CodifyBaseball. 2d $1.2M FOR SHOHEI'S 50TH HR BALL MY GOODNESS Shohei Ohtani Actual 50th Home Run Game-Used OML Manfred Jr. Baseball Hit on Sept 19, 2024-Becomes First Member of 50/50 Club-Historic 6-for-6 Game-3 Home Runs, 10 RBIs-MLB Authenticated Pamfings Current Bid: $1,200,000 $1,464,000 wl Buyer's Premium ® . OFFICIAL . 13 bids Show bid history MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL late Place Rid Add to Watch List Shipping & Handling Shipping to us home address 20 1,854 65.7K 2.1M

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+ @x0trippy_.22h ... Badminton is literally such a no you, no you ass sport 85 5.2K 58K del 1.1M

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The Anonymous Nobody @el_... 15h ... The last of her era. Look at them big ass shorts WNBA @WNBA. 15h A standing ovation for Diana Taurasi in the Target Center CC ER RE - KEEP UP WITH WNBA ALL THINGSPLAYOFFS APP 443 10.2K 125K 4.7M

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NFL Memes NFL @NFL_Memes.22h ... MEMES Statement from the Miami Dolphins IF YOU OWN A MIAMI DOLPHINS JERSEY AND HAVE THROWN A FOOTBALL WITH A SPIRAL AT LEAST ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, PLEASE SHOW UP TO PRACTICE AT BAPTIST HEALTH TRAINING COMPLEX THIS WEDNESDAY AT 9 A.M. FOR TRYOUTS. THANK YOU 693 4,148 84.3K 5.1M

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Steve Palazzolo @Steve... 15h ... Guy doesn't even know the rules Mark Daniels @ByMark... 15h Drake Maye is throwing the ball the width of the field 24 365 26.3K del 1.2M

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Zito @_Zeets 18h They don't even look at their wives like this Sports @NBCSpor... 18h NBC Sports THAT GOLD MEDAL GAME FEELING. #ParisOlympics USA USA 12 USA ALT 222 7,585 134K 4M

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Marlo Stanfield @BooRxdley 13h ... Couldn't sleep had to let some steam off. 68 77 JUHNSEN 65 EA SPORTS MADDEN NFL 25 3 x 209 FINAL 20 451 5.1K 128K

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RedditCFB @RedditCFB . 1d CCBB This can't be, we were reliably informed that college football is a southern sport. Sam Herder @SamHerderFCS· 1d States represented in the FBS and FCS national title games It just means more in the north WA MT ME ND OR MN ID NTH W. SB NY MG WY MT GT RI PA IA NE NY OH TT TL IN DE CC WV DC KS W MO KY NC TIN AZ OK NM AR SC GA AL MS LA TX EL AK 145 769 16K 1.6M

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The Pettiest Laker Fan @ThePettiestLA 1d Not buying the the game anymore so she knows I'd never play her. LHH Legion Hoops @LegionHoops.2d Cameron Brink in NBA2K25 (via @Jumpman_Germ) @Jumpman_Germ UCLA Health SPARKS 22 231 4.8K 96K del 6.7M

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Philly Sports Sufferer @mc... 13h ... Blowing a five run lead and then holding a hawk tuah press conference is absolute insanity ets.com citi Mets SNY SNY citi com FIELD C ets.com citi M NY SNY citi 55E Ma CI 137 696 13.3K 964K

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Samwitch @Samwitchx 17h The Nickelodeon football broadcast just gets me PM نه E BZ TE TAYLOR SWIFT'S Ga! 87 BOYFRIEND GOOD AT FOOTBALL 60 OLD EHOUGH LITE QUE YOUNG ENOUGH live u 17 1.6K 26K 986K

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B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin 18h ... Every Yankees pitcher looks like an undercover cop NY RR adidas 4 Twins 5 Final EXCLUSIVELY ON EDWA ESPN er: Walk-off single Trailed 4-1 entering bottom of 7th SATUR 18 186 3,879 214K

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soul nate @MNateShyamalan 1d ... i love the revelation that all of this was to stick it to a middle schooler. legend Fascinating @fasc1nate.2d Pete Weber was not trying to go viral when he won the 2012 PBA U.S. Open. All he wanted to do was to show up a 12-to-14 year old who jeered against him a little too loudly for his liking. When he put up a strike on his final shot, he meant to tell the fan Who do you think you... Show more ESPN ESPN 8 9 10 +1 175 195 9/ WEBER FAGAN 164 184 214

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Max Gross @maxgotjokes 1d UE The edgar allen poe when once upon a midnight dreary he ponders weak and weary NFL NFL Memes MEMES @NFL_Memes.1 1d F*ck it.. A Raven is down there somewhere C 49ERS 13 3 792 616K 12K

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DON'T CRASH paddle @ipaddlearound. 1 18h KEEP DRY DON'T CRASH KEEP DRY basketball player whose signature DON'T CRASH move is smirking at the ball and going heh, this old thing... before shooting 30 685 17.7K 375K

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NOT @georgemikan 1d ... i have some news, and you're NOT gonna believe it... Ashley Nicole Moss @Ash... . 1d there'll never be another LeBron James. never. 23 920 38K 1.7M

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Billy @_billyreid. 1d Olympic athlete: *Makes one tiny mistake* Me: Pathetic 129 14K 162K 5M

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tar @A5184331026722A. 19h MOST July 19, 2024 at 1:29AM AT Baby Names Boy LeBron Girl LeBronette Non-Binary ThevBron Transgender 2010 LeBron(The Decision) 635 15.1K 170K 6.6M

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Grant Brisbee @GrantBrisbee 19h ... that must have been a really long game Baseball Reference @b.... 19h Today in 1985, Nolan Ryan became the first pitcher to record 4,000 strikeouts. obe Life Field ОТАЯКО 38 274 13.1K 403K

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Jen @NHLhistorygirl - 15h ... NHL trying to add depth like WE BUY MEN USED 29 AND UP 7 168 2.1K the 104K

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Meelz @MeelzTV 19h ... Look like a LeBron Party City costume ad. B-R Bleacher Report @Blea... - 19h First look at Bronny in Lakers' threads bibigo LAKERS 9 Wilson / - - 180 5,756 80K 4.8M

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Heather Hogan @theheatherh... 17h ... Me: Hi, I'm sorry, but I need to reschedule my exam. I forgot my basketball team has an important game that day, so my eyes can't be dilated. Optometrist: No problem! What basketball team do you play for? Me: Oh. I... um... watch the WNBA... on TV. 70 455 14.7K 363K

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@CBAS5S 1d ... - 19 That wave of doctors who graduated on zoom in 2020 starting to hit Underdog NFL @... 9/6/24 NFL Rap: Christian McCaffrey (calf, Achilles) should be fine to play Week 1. 49 4,154 68.6K 3.3M

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Baseball's Greatest Moments 3d ... This was an all-time comeback by the captain Derek Jeter @derekjeter This you, Nick? R Nick Adams @NickAdamsin... 3/16/22 Derek Jeter is the most overrated baseball player in MLB history. 37 2,532 47.8K 1.2M

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Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz 14h ... I love to turn on ESPN and witness the worst moment of some 19-year-old's life 5 26 633 26.3K

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paige @BonerWizard 20h ... Troy Johnson @_troyjohnson You: I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me. Sports Broadcaster: Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's 32. A miracle. 7:36 PM Dec 5, 2016 Twitter for iPhone AP The Associated Press 21h BREAKING: Simone Biles holds off Brazil's Rebeca Andrade for all- around gold. At 27, she's the oldest Olympic women's gymnastics cham... 36 8,565 113K 2.4M

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Jack M @starblade125 . 1 23h The Washington Football Team walked so the Utah Hockey Team could run New NHL team will be called 'Utah Something' Finding right name, logos, colors will take time, new owner says NHL ® 82 509 7.8K 348K

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Gay Women's Cigarette Jousti... 2d ... Once again thinking about the time Phil Jackson made Shaq read Aristotle so he could internalize the idea that success is a habit and improve his free throw but Shaq just started calling himself Big Aristotle and had the worst free throw season of his career 94 8,249 102K 3.1M

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Aaron Cameron @ThatBootleg....1 1d ... They just told him MLB MLB Trade Rumors TR @ml.... 1d A's Acquire Alex Speas From White Sox imlbtraderumors.com/2024/04/ as-acq... 67 805 20.5K 1.5M

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... Oluwajomiloju @JomiAdeniran14h Paige Bueckers vs Caitlin Clark on Friday Exciting Whites LIVING LAP IVINGST LIVING CHABLIS LIVIN CHABLIS EL LIVEX PINGS Pic CAV CHA SWEET CABERNIT 1.9M 56K 4.6K 107

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Dayton from Nebraska @Brave... 1d ... Baves Fortunately, no one else has a similar name and an association with that number. 42448 MLB Jersey Numbers @Nu... .1d с Chadwick Tromp (@trompicalstorm) switches from number 48 to number 45. Last worn by LHP Brad Hand in 2023. #Braves TROMP 45 1M 28 368 12.5K

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Ben @WeightedDreidel-22h Mormons 0, Satan 1 HOCKE UTAH Utah Hockey Club CLUB @utahhockeyclub . 22h Final from NJ. FINAL CCM UTAH a 11 UA nse SEASON SA HAY UER 27 a NO Browed BAUE 0 HOCKEY UTAH CLUB O 3 45 1.6K 31K 1.3M

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Unnecessary Bluntness Owner/Coach/QB 23h This what I'm rocking from now on. Can't trust the Panthers 03 to spend anymore of my money on a jersey KEEP POUNDING BECH NFL U3 U3 CAROLI O CAROLINA PANTH PANTHERS Daniel Jeremiah @MoveTheSticks 1d One unscientific experiment I do every week is look at the jerseys in the stands. When 95% of them are former players, you've got a big problem. 63 699 21K 1M

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@knowlton2gitmo.2 22h yeah and we have a big red button in the locker room that activates it, so I'd watch your tone SD Sports Fiend @sdsportsfiend 1d When you're not that invested in your football program, you build your stadium on a fault line. Sources: Barballey Seismological Laboratory; Google Earth Hayward fault line C NO 10 102 2.7K 119K

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chuck bass's cousin @pedri69... 4h ... You guys don't understand how much harder it is to get your gf more into sports when your teams suck. Ive taken my gf to two panthers game and shes still never seen the panthers score a single TD. No wonder she'd rather go to sunday brunch than watch this shit 16 172 6,621 252K

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Dan Wetzel @DanWetzel 23h ... If you have an issue with a baseball stadium hosting a football game sponsored by a cloud storage system named after a Japanese horseradish kicking off at 11 a.m. on a Thursday, then I'm not sure we can be friends wasabi FENWA BOWL WASABI FENWAY BOWL 24 SMU BOSTON COLLEGE o 3 11-2 6-6 2ND 14:00 35 1ST & 10 The ROSE BOWL HAME ESPN NHL Avalanche 4 Coyotes 5 Final/OT و MICHIGAN vs a ALABAMA COL > MacKinnon: PP Goal(19). Ast: 19-game point streak MONDAY 5 ET ESPN ESPN2 ESPN 85 1.4K 18K 1.6M

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ben fox @fakenaturals. 17h ... This probably makes hockey guys so fucking mad Stanley cap All Shopping News Videos Images Maps Boo trophy STANLEY CUP logo hockey PLAYOFFS Sponsored Shop stanley cup STANLEY STANL الا The Sports Stanley Stanley 40 oz Stainless Stee... Quencher H2.... NHL 14-in $35.00 $45.00 $84.90 Amazon.co Amazon.com Target Free shinning Free shin 95 2.9K 71K 2.5M

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Hanif Abdurraqib @NifMuhammad 1d why does this look like promo material for a true crime podcast SN The Sporting News @sportingnews. 1d Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark are the 2023 Sporting News Athletes of the Year. READ: sportingnews.com/us/ncaa-basket... The Sporting News ATHLETES OF THE YEAR ANGEL REESE &CAITLIN CLARK 1 48 724 68K

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comeback jack @meanunclejack-1d why does the kicker in football wear pads and helmets? all he does is kick the ball. it's a foul for the other team to touch him. the kicker should be wearing some kind of beautiful ice skater outfit that shows the team's personality 188 9.1K 127K 4.2M

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Sophie @sophlonglondon 18h ... we can tell NFL NFL @NFL.18h Year 20 8 8 83 1,687 53K 1.8M

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