27 WTF Reasons Kids Were Seen By School Nurses or Guidance Counselors

‘Some kid bet me I couldn’t fit three quarters up my nose. He was wrong’
27 WTF Reasons Kids Were Seen By School Nurses or Guidance Counselors

Though teachers have our pity when it comes to being overworked and underpaid, school nurses and guidance counselors witness far more chaos on a daily basis. In the case of one Redditor, their high school class was “reenacting wars using marshmallow ammunition” in the schoolyard, and a marshmallow got whipped into his face. He made his way to the school nurse, who thoroughly rinsed his face to get the sugar out of his rapidly bruising eye

Then, she called his mother on the phone, and they laughed at him. 

Other Redditors have recalled hilarious, WTF stories from the school nurse or guidance counselor’s office, including an exhaust tube mix-up that took out a whole class.

Kwuahh 11y ago e We were dissecting frogs in my Freshman biology class. A kid dared another kid to eat the liver of the frog. Не did. Не had to get his stomach pumped because the fluid used to preserve the frogs is a carcinogen. 10 ...
 11y ago My mom said a girl came into her office once because she was upset that someone said the word penis at lunch. She was in 6th grade. 15 ...
NBPTS 11y ago - I had a first grader stick a bead up his nose while at recess. The nurse's office was a small, sterile, closet- sized room. She told him to hold the other nostril and blow for all it was worth. Ping, ping, ping... That thing popped right out and bounced all over the room! Не told that story all year long! 63 ...
Kalexis23 11y ago Our art room was directly above the shop room (both on an exterior corner of the school). For some reason, the shop exhaust tube was turned upside down one day, making it vent directly in to the art room's intake. The counselors were perplexed when they had a room full of sick and loopy students. They accused us of all getting high (and we were all sent back to the art room) until even the teacher presented with the same symptoms. I think all we did was sit outside for a bit, then we all continued on
youonlycivonce 11y ago Well I was a student....one time I had hickeys and the nurse/POLICE thought I was getting abused. Called my parents and everything. + 984 ...
SplendidNokia 11y ago I remember this from grade school. A kid had to go to the nurse after he put his finger in the sharpener and turned the crank a bit. Mississippi breeds some smart ones I tell you what. 15 ...
MaryJS 11y ago e We had about 5 kids (5th graders) come in one day after lunch because one of the other kids brought a habanero pepper and convinced them all to try it. You'd think they would learn after the 1st one did it. Nope. + 151 ...
craftygnomes 11y ago In second grade I went to the Nurse's office with a good sized hole in my ear. I fell while running to the bathroom and slammed my head into the corner of a filing cabinet. the nurse had no idea what to do, so she put dry gauze on the hole. Later it became very apparent that that was a bad idea. 469 ...
sturmen 11y ago . When I was in the principal's office in elementary school, some first grader was brought in because he had peed all over the walls of the bathroom. Like, the whole thing. + 236 ...
itsgallus 11y ago One winter in junior high, my classmates engaged in running across a frozen pond for kicks and giggles. One of them decided he would run across bare foot, and suckily for him, the ice decided to break under his bare soles. Needless to say there were cuts and blood all over, and since our school's nurse was on lunch break, our maths teacher had to carry him to a nearby school where they could tend to him. 392 ...
scouttheog 6y ago So this happened to me when I was a junior in high school. We were studying planaria (flatworms) and we were supposed to cut them in half with a scalpel and watch the halves regenerate into two separate worms over the next few days. I managed to cut my finger basically as soon as the cover came off the scalpel. The teacher panics because I'm bleeding a LOT. I get sent to the office soaking through the gauze and she's understandably like hey wtf. I explain how it happened and she's still kinda like wtf. I guess
 11y ago e My ex got his dick stuck in his zipper and the nurse had to help him....unzip. 579 ...
UpMan 11y ago In my freshman biology in high school there were two kids who were throwing sharp dissecting objects at the ceiling, while the teacher was our of the classroom, to get them lodged in the ceiling (like people do with pencils sometimes) during our frog dissections and one of the kids accidentally stabbed the other one with a scalpel in his shoulder. The kid who got stabbed got pissed and punched the other kid and the both ended up going the nurse. I thought it was pretty WTF. 783 ...
getyourkicks76 11y ago My mom is a school nurse. One day, after the school day ended, she was about to leave when someone came to get her about an emergency. A student needed something from his locker in a sports locker room. The door was locked. Не decided he would crawl into the ceiling, over the door, over the locker room, drop down from the ceiling, get what he needed, and crawl back out through the ceiling. The kid fell through the ceiling before he could make it inside the locker room. 1K ...
switchfakie88 6y ago I got Marbles banned from my school because a kid threw one and it hit me in the eye and i ended up in hospital. Being hit in the eye with a ball of glass caused one of my pupils to be slightly bigger than the other. + 9 ...
Walway 6y ago My friend's son went to the school nurse because he skinned the tip of his penis in a monkey bar accident. Kid was swinging on the monkey bars and was transitioning over a section with a ladder. Не fell crotch first onto the metal rung. His penis was caught in between his torso and the metal rung, and the impact/force peeled away the top layer of skin from the tip of his penis. It bled A LOT but he was ultimately ok. Doctor said all things considered he was lucky to have not landed on his balls.
mermaidhairnoocares 11y ago We did a starfish dissection in seventh grade and this guy in my class ate the starfish for ten dollars. Never asked him how it tasted + 1.8K ...
k9centipede 11y ago Edited 11y ago I worked at a summer camp, and apparently they had to stop selling rabbit pelts in the gift shop because boys would buy them, masturbate with them, not clean them up so the cum would get the fur all stiff and pointy, try and use it again the next night and scratch up their dicks and have to go to the nurse. edit I don't know WHY boys would use the pelts to masturbate with other than that the fur was really soft. I was never a 12 year old boy with a penis.
Raging_aardvark 11y ago o I got sent to the nurse once for getting quarters stuck up my nose. Some kid bet me that I couldn't fit three quarters up my nose. Не was wrong. Never considered how I'd get them out. + 1.5K ...
t2b123 11y ago When I was in grade 9 we were reenacting battles from wars with marshmallow ammunition in the schoolyard and somebody whipped a marshmallow right into my open eye. This sounds like the wimpiest injury ever, and it really was, but it hurt and I couldn't open my eye or see. I had to go to the nurse and explain that the black eye I was getting was from a marshmallow and she had to do like an eye rinse to get out all the powdery sugar. She even called my mom and they just laughed at me.
clever_username7 11y ago I had a friend who cut himself pretty deep with scissors. Не proceeded to try to see how many pieces of 7. lead he could stick into his body. Не got about halfway through one piece when it broke inside him and he had excruciating pain which he described as a burning and stinging. We we're only in middle school, and he went to the school nurse who tried to squeeze it out of him and then just assumed it had entered the bloodstream and left him alone. + 1.1K ...
realazndude 11y ago I put my hand through a window in high school trying to kill a bug on the window. When I got to the nurse she was like sweet! nothing like this ever happens + 2.4K ...
 11y ago We have a student (1st grade) who poops his pants on purpose when he wants to go home. About once a week. + 2.8K ...
thenightbattles 11y ago . A boy in my 7th grade glass snorted a line of sugar he poured from a Pixi Stick. Не promptly got a severe nosebleed that would not stop and he had to go to the nurse's office and he was there until his mum could pick him up and take him home. + 1.5K ...
 11y ago A guy in one of my HS chem classes tried sneaking some Sodium, if I remember right, out of the classroom. Не unfortunately decided he would hide it in a paper towel in his crotch. Не eventually sweated enough to activate it and ended up burning his crotch pretty badly. School had to call an ambulance. + 2.6K ...
missliza 11y ago Edited 11y ago Middle school counselor here. Not really wtf but a 7th grader came to see me in tears because she thought she might be pregnant. After some discussion, I realized that she had given a handjob and thought she could get pregnant from getting semen on her hands. Edit: Apparently this is wtf, and my standard for wtf is a bit too high. I feel uncomfortable sharing my more crazy stories and many of them are just real depressing. + 823 ...
sineofthetimes 11y ago When I was student teaching in a middle school, a student (in another classroom) was attempting to sniff Super Glue. Needless to say, the boy was not the brightest in the school, and glued his eye shut. Yes, he had to go to the hospital. 10 ...

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