44 Random Bits of Trivia That We’ve Had It Up to Here With and Are Your Problem Now

We love these facts. We really do. But you parents out there know how it can be sometimes. It’s a rainy weekend, and you’re all just stuck in the house, bored and pissy. There’s only so many facts you can hear in one day! Kids ask a ton of questions, but facts give a ton of answers. Answers to questions we didn’t even have.
We thought coloring or sticking them in front of the TV would help, but they just keep spouting information. We’re at capacity and need a few minutes of silence. Take them! Please!
Ketchup

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Florida Man

Stevie Nicks

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Fragrances

Dallas Museum of Art

Queen Elizabeth

Source: NPR
Scammers

Cruise Lines

Russell Crowe

COVID

Nicaragua

Bank Robberies

Henry Head

Source: NY Times
Ashly Burch

Wasps

Die Hard

Wes Anderson

Demolition Man

Bananas

Source: National Geographic
John Wick

Asbestos

Godzilla

Source: Mental Floss
Drugs

Statue of Liberty

Smallpox

Luigi Galvani

Prometheus

Mackenzie Crook

Monopoly

Marlon Brando

Trees

Conspiracies

South Korea

Halloween

Chumbawamba

Earl Allen

Confucius

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Aerosmith

Mr. Deeds

The Pyramids

Bees

Aging

Source: Science Daily
Dolphins

Bad Luck
