34 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, November 13, 2024

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34 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, November 13, 2024

Tom Hanks almost had a very curious co-star. 

During Entertainment Weekly’s Reunions video series with Robert Zemeckis, Tom Hanks and Robin Wright, Hanks shared that Eric Roth’s early draft of Forrest Gump “had all sorts of like angels flying up, and dreamscapes,” which included Curious George talking to Forrest throughout the film. Ultimately, though, Zemeckis said, “That monkey’s gotta go,” and nixed him from the script. You definitely have to wonder how certain scenes would’ve gone with Curious George in them. 

Despite Jury Duty making Freevee a household name, the streamer received a bummer of a verdict from its parent company this week, as Amazon announced that the free, ad-supported streaming service will be “phased out” over the next few weeks. The decision comes as no surprise after Amazon introduced ads to Prime Video earlier this year. While programs like Judy Justice and Bosch: Legacy will no longer have Freevee, they will still be available to non-Prime customers after their migration to Prime Video. 

If you find yourself having to sit through a four-minute block of mundane ads and need to be entertained, we’ve got you covered thanks to the very free (freevee?) programming on the timeline. Today’s funniest tweets include those about a nervous legume, thunder and rain and impeached presidents.

sara hinkley @boneysoups 1d Can say something without everyone getting mad Shelley @shelley_rohar.2d Cricket In An Armchair Ludwig Heinrich Jungnickel (1911) - lithograph YVG.- NICKEL 12 78 81K 1.8K
Brendan Hodges @metaplexmovies 14h Tom Cruise famously has been buying some co-stars skydiving lessons as wrap gifts for years and it would be very funny yet also on brand if this was a secret years-long ploy to create the next generation of the MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE stars DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm . 23h Glen Powell when asked about reports saying that Tom Cruise wants him to lead the 'MISSION IMPOSSIBLE' franchise. Mom would never let me do that (Source: @PatMcAfeeShow) 14 287 7.4K 180K
Alison Burke @TiredActor 13h I'm 19 tired How does Star Wars always find the perfect combination of letters and numbers for droid names. I've literally tried to make a droid name and they never work DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm . 1 1d First look at K-2SO in 'ANDOR' Season 2. Alan Tudyk will be reprising his role. 349 1K 38K 1.3M
air @littleleaflover. 1d I feel the urge to inform Twitter about the size of my grape 942 5.5K 106K 2.5M
@marksnotnice 1d How trader joes feels when it's crowded ES 131 5.3K 91K 1.8M
so Dumb and so Awful @dumbandawful - 1 1d ... This is actually our fault as we couldn't find enough people to change the lightbulbs NEW YORK New York Post POST @nypost 1d Empire State Building won't light up for Polish Independence Day-and critics aren't taking the snub lightly trib.al/xRUMUtn ÉLECTION NIGHT ECIAL COVE НТ РРМЕТ NOW 35 697 24K 1
Shell @Shellerina_.2 23h ... Dear bitch... first of all... you should know I am typing this with my middle finger... 8 958 6,781 133K
fruits @fruitsofmylabor•1 17h ... I asked the produce guy if I could try a grape and he said he wouldnt care if I lit the store on fire with him in it 21 329 4,004 del 64.8K
troythedesigner @troyt... 17h ... hookah being loved across species is crazy Science girl @gunsnrose... . 1d Dolphin blowing bubble rings СС 179 9,220 91.7K 3.4M
Cooper @cooperownbey 1d ... my sixth grade gifted program class had to do presentations on our favorite US presidents. i procrastinated until the due date and chose nixon last-minute because i i thought his last name sounded cool. i discovered watergate halfway through making the powerpoint but held my ground 25 199 10K del 160K
da gabagool @babyphatpussyy 20h ... how it feels keeping the same job for more than 6 months AA monkey in shackles X 96 5,993 51K 1.3M
qimi @qqimis 17h ... farted while peeing... sometimes when it rains it thunders 140 5,357 57K 1M
wargen @funeralpig. 23h ... loving the new apartment, buddy. is that AC unit installed into the window correctly? (kicks it as hard as i can) feels good, feels solid. (kicks it again) hmmm little wiggle that time. (kicks it again) 7 398 5,875 92.3K
birds arent real @dakleiner.21h ... just requested january 6 off with the note of 'DC trip' to see everyone's reaction 5 418 11.9K 247K
captainsugartits @0liander.2 23h ... If a medium can talk to the dead imagine what a large could do 96 2,650 11K 218K
MS.PLAYTOOMUCH @47jess... 14h ... ur homegirl ever had a week so bad u wanna crash out for her 133 4,755 29.4K 675K
ScrewlyG @ScrewlyG 19h ... CHECK ON YALL KIDS IJUS FOUGHT 2 OF THEM MFS AT MCDONALDS 347 636 3,750 del 177K
Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers 8h ... When I tell someone to wake me up early and they actually do 6 137 1,405 39K
michelle. @michkeenah 16h 28 year olds being the older people in question is taking me outtttt M. @mxniquejade_.1d Talking to older people is all fun and games, until you see exactly why they're 28 and single. 84 4,350 28.1K 791K
Nymphomaniac Vol. I& II @sp... 22h ... My celibacy is neither voluntary nor involuntary but a secret third thing 7 297 1,869 del 31K
jynx @jynxbby 1d ... my boyfriend doesn't let me 675 53.3K 395K 8.8M
or @notr4b.20h he's so done Today 20:25 Father Everyone I have an announcement Change my name on your phones To Bank Because that's all I am A bank That gives cash 94 2,186 59.1K 692K
Christian @drewmacwwe23-19h ... I'm putting together a team... PA Jordan Freiman @JordanFre.... 1d this guy should be in more stuff. they don't really make faces like this anymore. gotta us... 129 2,797 62.5K 1.3M
Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin 1d I'll rise...but I refuse to shine until 10am mountain time. 10 319 2.5K dJ 58K
attention seeking diva @milfsfanaccount. 1d ... How was work that's that me espresso Right on 3 295 5.2K 128K
grace @gracesftdt. 18h watched this trailer then called my mom at work to tell her that they killed off colin firth and she told her boss she was taking 30 mins to go on a walk. she's home now and she's acting like we lost a family member. ILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 1d The first trailer for 'BRIDGET JONES: MAD ABOUT THE BOY' has been released. Coming to Peacock on February 13. BRIDGET JONES MAD ABOUT THE BOY OFFICIAL TRAILER 2:35 P 66 1.2K 21K 671K
meghan @deloisivete 1d A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year 77 399 5.5K 92K
zoe cannoli @ZozoSparkles 11h ... i'm sorry there's a mistake! glen powell you won sexiest man ال MOVIE alive! OSCARS GLEN POWELL 2024 sexiest man alive I 7 261 3.7K 63K
emma @open2rain 1d having a crush can be so productive it's currently got me reading russian lit on my iphone at Denver airport 151 5.1K 54K 4.9M
... @wryote 12h Kuna Why am I always the friend that's in A Situation your neighbor said you take care of pigeons, and this guy was getting pecked up by crows i: wing is injured. If you dont actually take are : birds I am so sony =) 310K 42K 1.4K 41
mount bellyache @mountbellyache.1 1d we're living in increasingly unfergalicious times 124 24K 97K 2.2M
Richard Vein @VeinRichard 15h quote tweeters really don't seem to be reading the label on this one Richard Vein @VeinRichard . 19h Yum! 0.0 Helneken I want to be HEINEKEN is 0.0 i BEER fucked in my butt Heineken PREMIUM Well 0.0 ALCOHOL FREE QUALITY sm N - 8 26 1.7K 35K
foster kamer. @weareyourfek.2 21h ... what does this even mean Chickpea Anxiety ... Chickpea Anxiety Tote Bag $40.00 42 480K 280 6K
M isterD @MisterD78UK. 1d Welcome to adulthood: you're always sleepy unless you're trying to get to sleep 21 846 5K 82K

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