12 Children and What They Have in Their Mouths Right Now

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12 Children and What They Have in Their Mouths Right Now

You turned your back for one second, and now theyre staring at you, trying to subtly chew on something like an ill-behaved chipmunk. Spit it out!

An Oven Knob

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Good thing you needed to start dinner, or shed have gnawed that thing down to the bone.

Two Action Figures

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No, theyre not allowed to “fight in there.” Give them!

Several Ball Bearings

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You bite down and your whole college fund is going straight to the dentist, buster.

All the Hair Off Her Barbie

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You dont know what a bezoar is, little lady, but thats how you get one.

Standing Water

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Weve got six Poland Springs in the car, and youre guzzling rainwater out of a public park birdbath? Cmon.

A Cyanide Pill

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Well, thats not good.

A Cookie

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Oh, thats fine. Why were you making such a weird face?

The Ghost of A Lovelorn Woman

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Ahh! Spit it out, but… go outside first!

A World War II Medal (German Side)

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Look, youre not supposed to eat that, and you could have at least chosen the right side. You dont get to go into pawn shops with daddy anymore.

A Sliver of Boiled Boot Leather

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Dylan! What did I say about pretending were in the Great Depression? Take that vest off!

The Lost Amulet of Apep, Snake God of Darkness and Disorder

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Youve really done it now, little man. Youve brought a great curse down upon this household. Hear that? Yup, thats locusts.

Ugh, How the Hell Did This Guy Get in Here?

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This is an article about actual babies, you freak! He probably gets off on this. Whatevers in his mouth, I dont want to hear about it.

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