54 Hilarious Tweets About Dating That We’d Definitely Swipe Right On

While Marie Kondo insists that the best way to tidy your apartment involves hours of organization or asking if your belongings “spark joy,” anyone on Twitter who is single can tell you that the best way to get a spotless apartment is to send a flirtatious text to your crush, yeet your phone onto your bed and frantically clean everything in sight until you forget you even made the first move. 

And although this is a humiliating behavior that you’ll likely repeat many more times in your single life, there is a bright side — knowing that others are going through the same exact exhilarating, yet soul-crushing trials and tribulations of being attracted to another human being. 

Which is why, from the risk of dating a comedian to unrequited love only Karen Carpenter can cure, these tweets will briefly make you forget that you still need a plus one for that wedding.