40 Random Bits of Trivia We Acquired on the Black Market of Information at Substantial Cost and Personal Risk

Pleasing consumers is a funny thing. They stroll up to the counter to select a blueberry muffin, and to them, it would taste the same whether it was picked out of a box or hand-picked from the blueberry muffin tree in the far reaches of the blueberry muffin forest. They’d never know, and the sweaty panting faces of the blueberry-muffin picker wouldn’t mean a thing to them. 

You can’t see our sweaty panting faces right now, but we just got back from a pretty distant, dangerous fact-finding mission, and we're looking for a little recognition here. Drop a solid thank you in the comments please.