36 Impatient Bits of Trivia That Can’t Wait for Your Brain to Read Them

It might not be any of our business, but your brain promised these facts that it would be here about an hour ago. That may not seem like a big deal to your brain, but the facts are up in their room crying right now. They dolled themselves up with little knowledge tidbits written in fun, punchy ways, and your brain just strolls in here like nothing’s wrong. 

So it better march up there right now, tell them how beautiful and interesting they are and beg for forgiveness. If they forgive it, this better not happen again.