31 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, October 23, 2024

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31 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, October 23, 2024

It may be October, but Quahog’s finest already have their eyes set on Christmas. Hulu shared a first look at the upcoming Family Guy holiday special, “Gift of the White Guy,” which is set to release next month. It will follow both Peter’s journey to recover a misplaced gift and Stewie’s existential crisis after unsurprisingly being put on Santa’s Naughty List.

Hulu also gave a pilot order to Nick Paley’s comedy Phonywith Connie Britton set to lead. The coming-of-age mystery from the Broad City director will follow “a teenager who wakes up in the hospital after a car accident to discover his mom appears to have been replaced by an impostor.” The project was initially set for development in 2022, but is finally gaining traction after the success of Paley’s work on Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

There’s nothing phony going on over on the timeline — just pure, unadulterated laughs. Today’s funniest tweets include those about the life-altering power of caffeine, a demon-summoning cat and a pumpkin’s frightening potential.

take another little reece of m... 18h ... Wonka: Willy à Deux CINEMA Cinema Solace @Solace....1 1d 'WONKA 2' is reportedly greenlit with production set to begin in 2026. Paul King is expected to return as director. 18 626 13.1K 348K
woolfy @wolfyaltwitch - dd ... The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they're allergic to just catholicism 345 3,049 59.1K 976K
jynx @jynxbby 21h when my yapping battery runs out and I just sit there like this 69 15.9K 62.8K 1.2M
The Green Kasey @Rawbe... 17h ... Probably a Mint Mobile ad or something. melissa @wadesknife 18h RYAN WAS IN THE DEADPOOL SUIT TODAY WHAT IS BRO UP то 13 219 15.7K 198K
Anna Krauthamer @AnnaKrau... 15h ... there was a fight tonight in ~hot sculpted yoga tonight bc one girl took another girl's mat and it ended W the first girl *flicking the other girl's forehead* after the teacher saying don't do it..don't do it...DON'T DO IT' and when she did it the whole class collectively gasped 32 61 3,303 del 85.4K
Don't Go, Jason Waterfalls @i... 16h ... With deepest regrets, you gotta hand him this one. Dhaaruni @d....16h I can think of a reason x.com/ tltown2019/sta... During a private round table, Vance said Trump asked his wife what she thinks about her husband's political life. She gave a diplomatic answer, saying JD loves supporting the people of Ohio. And Trump went, Yeah, my wife fucking hates this shit too. 23 1,070 34.4K 1.1M
Heather @HAVeltri828 3.20h I think my little dude is summoning demons 486 19.9K 252K 3.1M
Elvis Buñuelo @Mr_Considerate 19h ... Headlines With Threatening Auras. Newsletters The Atlantic HEALTH No One Knows How Big Pumpkins Can Get A decade ago, the world's heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. Now the 3,000-pound mark is within sight. By Yasmin Tayag 39 2,037 29.3K 606K
Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1. . 2h Passed a business guy in downtown Chicago who yelled I don't care what they want, I need to be home on Halloween! into his phone. There are 90s family-comedy films all around us for those with eyes to see. 56 1,115 14.3K 206K
spooky hootie @hootietheeowl-1: 12h ... zach bryan, luke bryan, and zach brown are all the same person to me and i'm being so serious 62 1,503 15.6K 323K
the idiot tax @TheIdiotTax- 16h Hell of a twist here. A jilted husband who bashed his brother with a shovel after he discovered him having sex with his wife in the back of a car has been sentenced to time behind bars. The Burnie Supreme Court heard David McCulloch became suspicious when he couldn't get in contact with his wife of six years, who he shares four children with, earlier this year on March 28. Later that day, the 41-year-old Devonport man found his wife and his brother having sex in the back of a parked car while his mother
Jose @Glick_Owens 13h Me and my dad that one summmer where I landscaped with him @TheHo... .13h Hoop Central LEBRON AND BRONNY CHECK IN HISTORY (via @LADEig) Cá 5 44 23 28 E FAN NDU 239 8,542 129K 5.2M
sword gf @punishedgarage 14h ... thinking again about this photo of the btk killer standing way too close to a tree like a fucking idiot 19 83 1,812 40.6K
Michael Allen @MichaelAL... 13h ... had a cousin get out of prison today after 2 years and he's been texting me off of his brother's phone telling me how pumped he is to watch basketball and LOL Jj Redick is the coach of the Lakers?? look up who number 9 is on the Lakers Read 7:46 PM what the fuck dude 219 3,620 117K 3.5M
Thin Arms Race @thinarms_ra... 14h ... When I was in high school, every single Halloween, there was a group of white kids who dressed up as the Bush administration and a group of brown kids who dressed up as Al qaeda. They all scrimmaged during 4th period lunch. People nowadays lack that sort of Halloween spirit 35 1,157 34.3K 1M
Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz- 14h ... I have always really appreciated the level of attendance he imagines for the bear ballet. In his mind it's a niche thing @Cri... . 1d Criminalsimpsons 31 2,063 41.7K 723K
crab feet 13h @yrs lemonsweet Why do ppl keep saying that they make a mean dish why's it gonna be mean why does every thing have to be evil so much hate in the world interstellar-birdqueen ti i make a tender, caring roast chicken that'll kiss you so so much indoorvoices I make a mac n cheese so good you could fuck it 2 425 4,892 55.1K
S charlotte @femaleuncle 14h ... Bro BELLE AND SEBASTIAN - - If You're Feeling Sinister Belle and Sebastian 3:55 -1:27 Dad now D ICP has officially endorsed Kamala. It's a done deal now! Whoop whoop!!!! 16 231 6,107 130K
freeth @lovetheism.1d she was so sad... IT'S MY PARTY WOULD CRY ME RIVER THE PARTY'S OVER NO MORE TEARS LEFT TO CRY JUST LET MI CRY JOOY'S TURN TO CRY CRY CRY & YOU CKY ALONE UNDERSTAND MISTY WHAT KIND OF FOOL AM Moreway CHECKER I'll Cry If Want To WERCURY MOZODOS Lesley Gore Album 1963 It's My Party Lesley Gore Cry Me A River Lesley Gore Cry Lesley Gore Just Let Me Cry ... Lesley Gore 125 4,076 57.9K 713K
Kevin @caoimhinof.20h ... These Great British Bake Off themes are getting to be ludicrous. She's Brattt @yall_luvkendra 2d It's ovulation week 9 926 17.9K 793K
Viaween @Vermi... 14h ... the frog that i'm about to dissect in my high school biology class SH 22 1,914 29.2K 315K
bellylint @bellylint4.19h WAIT?? boys play basketball??!?? apparently there's this thing called MNBA and it starts tonight? do people really watch that? 206 1,507 15.9K 497K
goth ms frizzle @g0t... 16h ... Darth Vader: My wife is dead so I'm gonna kill a lot of people :( Someone: Oh, that sucks. Who killed her? Darth Vader: >:( 22 472 11K 182K
bint @bintcrubbs. 22h When the caffeine finally metabolizes and my will to live kicks in 12 1,915 13.9K 364K
b @belalugosisd3ad - 1 10h ... W my friends and someone mentioned scooby doo and one of them said oh did you hear that casey kasem died on a beach & seagulls took his bones but then they brought them back & there were too many bones & we were like WHAT and looked it up and it's never happened to anyone ever 12 159 3,990 65.4K
Aisha @aishamadeit-14h new email opener just dropped ghost.. @sulky80715248 1d i am interested in bothering you 8 5,328 29.1K 682K
Jonothan Jacobo @Colin_Field_2-1d ... Oh she got the thumbnaillllll mojo 14:12 Top 10 Worst Comeback Songs of All ... mojo Time LIVE WatchMojo.com 152K views 1 day ago 105 2,523 79.4K 1.1M
oriental fish @dizembody 19h just taught my gen Z coworker about covfefe Okay so there's a 56 year old woman here 22 318 12.7K 234K
bug @bonnibl... 22h ... vegan guy : im so hungry horse :  how hungry 12 1,013 13K 139K
wyatt/simon (dino) !! 16h ... I'm gonna cry he's just a baby he doesn't know voter fraud is illegal Ellie @El... 1d Curious George is a real patriot Не dropped three more in-all at once. Schwick! They just fit through the slot. Ballot Box VOTE TICLA Не wondered how many ballots he could fit into the box. Ballot Box 14 1,916 24.6K 318K
pimyus @piyushisdead. 6h ... rule number 1: never touch a cigarette, no matter how hard life gets TOBACCO USERS DIE YOUNGER THE 1800-11-2356 169 3,473 26.9K 429K

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