25 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, October 18, 2024

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25 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, October 18, 2024

You don’t need to hire a highly trained spy to uncover the fact that everyone and their mother is trying to nab a role on Prime Video’s Mr. & Mrs. Smith — especially after the series dominated the Best Guest Star category at the Emmys this year. But as character actors and beloved supporting stars alike call their agents, the question still remains as to who will take the helm of playing John and Jane for Season Two should Donald Glover and Maya Erskine be one and done. Half of that answer may come in the form of singer Billie Eilish, who Deadline suggests is the streamer’s top choice to take on the code name. Perhaps the SNL writers’ room can cook up a sketch or two for the Grammy winner to test out her acting chops when she appears as the show’s musical guest this weekend. 

Meanwhile, Owen Wilson is responsible for one particular SNL sketch that never happened. Former cast member Melissa Villaseñor, who is known for her stellar impersonation of the Wedding Crashers actor, wanted to bring that impression to Studio 8H when Wilson hosted the show back in 2021, but he wasn’t having it. Villaseñor joined Dana Carvey and David Spade on their Fly on the Wall podcast this week and told them that Wilson said the Wilson impression was “over.” Wilson even went as far as to say that people didn’t want it anymore. Of course, the people in question were likely just a party of one: Wilson himself.

Over on Twitter, the timeline is wrapping up the week with some great tweets. Today’s funniest include those about the perfect costume for Dennis and Dee Reynolds, henchman-approved emojis and how it feels to reference a New Yorker article.

(200)) Matty @dilfmage 1d ... My dasher delivered my food and then apparently sent me something so obscene they refunded me Your order was canceled To shield you from inappropriate content from your Dasher, we've canceled this order. We're sorry for the inconvenience caused. 438 9.5K 346K del 8.3M
Burner #TeamNehellenia @Burner234567 . 1d I'm 17 and AFRAID of Rupaul's Drag Race vi @missgoodee 1d just searched horror on netflix and drag race came up?? DETURE Q horrorr I WAKE FERONICA N THE BABYS KILLE N 22 687 18K 317K
aaron. @ayroned . 22h seeing them in an elementary school even feels illegal Rob McElhenney @RMcElhenney.22h 93 3.9K 93K 2.5M
Gareth Reynolds @reynoldsgareth . 1d Reynolds Who has eyes on RFK NEW YORK New York Post POST @nypost.1 1d Tow truck needed to haul away bloody remains of massive 12-foot shark that washed up on Cape Cod beach trib.al/Eslxin0 561 119 2.6K 2.2M 67K
johnny @bcfcjohnny 2d ... whos in town tonight? beers on me bet365 2m ago bet Congratulations! - Your £1.00 bet on England 365 U21 V Azerbaijan U21 has returned £1.02. 100 2.4K 118K dJ 2.4M
ivan:) @JoannaNewSum41 1d dressing like adam sandler with an awesome gf is the most beautiful a man can ever feel xcxshake xcxshake @xcxshake. 1d Charli XCX & George Daniel out & about in Los Angeles yesterday. 49 1.3K 48K 1.9M
Darius Clucker @Darius_Clucker +d ... Getting faded off the Kirk with the fellas later QUITE GNVHNIY KIRKLAND 48 Light GROWN AND 2 senie - - - - sesas LI te KIRKLAND KIRKLAND nature 1338 (RB) BREWED-480 BOTTLED.RU COMPANY DE MONROE WE53588 Lite BEEA Light All FL oz 1255 BLI 12 FL OZ aps CAL ORICS Lig Light 48 1355 mLI Cans MR A I KIRKLAND KIRKLAND KIRKLAND kcal MAR PUGA BEER BEER Light BEER MFF oz CHNA - 12 FL oz Light - CM - Light 48 1955 mLI un ma - - Canz with CH - KIRKLAND KIRKLAND KIRKLAND ken BEER Light
pj @pjayevans 1d (After waiting 20 minutes in line at Starbucks) just this Norah jones cd 16 781 16K 428K
cuntress wizard @sisterstarving. 21h paycheck hit i'm at michaels arts and crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael 92 12K 109K 1.9M
wahala.wav @wahala_wav. 1d idk how y'all do this 9-5 shit 4:47 21 PayPal now PP You received $1.53 USD from Bandcamp Ventures LLC 13 345 6.3K 119K
ethan !!! @slimeguyethan 1d ... me showing up to a family event 1 LIBERAL TEEN VS 20 TRUMP SUPPORTERS BE Jubilee 1:42:42 Can 1 Woke Teen Survive 20 Trump J° Supporters? Jubilee 175K views 2 hours ago 233 20K 242K 3.5M
@sweetblue7777.22h i love chinatown bc why does this boba shop do key cutting LOL UNITETHEART CAFE & TEA C1. Mil ВЕНД $4.25 smine Green Milk Tea A12. Taro Milk Tea C4. Cap SWEETHEART CAFE & TEA $3.75 ERE CAFE & TEA $3.75 We do Key Cutting Acai Smoo Classic Acai, strawberry, banana ho Coconut Acai, strawberry, banana с milk Mango ING TOP 10 Acai, strawberry, banana, juice E10 Green Tea Slushy ZE Passion Fruit Acai, strawberry, banan fruit juice D18. Cookies & Cream cken Soyberry D6. Watermelin Acai strawberry, bar All made with no corn B1. Passion Fruit Green Tea tax 2.4M 202K 6.2K 377
em !! | uraraka brainrot °° و + @haikavehHQ.2 2d im a top im a bottom im a mess??? im a loser??? im a hater??? im a user??? 617 50K 225K 3.2M
brandon* @brndxix 1d when i'm watching the batman and he starts being mean to alfred 11K 162 161K 2.3M
BIG BAD CHUCK! @yawningemoji 1d can't see my boo's likes but MY stalker can see my selfies..... ok 347 19K 241K 2.9M
AshleyStevens @The_Acumen 1d The battery for my key fob died and I was quoted $150 to replace it. I was NOT paying that. Thanks to YouTube University, and 2 minutes of my time, I was able to replace both for $5.79! They sell these damn CR2032 batteries everywhere. I'm Brenda the Builder bitch! K12H 368 6.9K 109K 1.4M
Mina Kimes @minakimes 1d Me when the Morning Show sent Reese Witherspoon to space and then had her run into her brother on Jan 6 Elle Duncan @elleduncanESPN·1 1d он MY GOD THIS SERIES IS RIDICULOUS 34 140 2.7K 412K
Abbott and Costello Meet Jakenstein @OldTVRe... . 1d ... His ass is not leaving soon $10 NEW New 9278 Terminal alling York Ca VII Leaving Soon 21 868 23K 352K
Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen 19h another great tweet by my newest friend nads @_gonads . 1d recently befriended an objectively unattractive woman and it's very surreal to experience how differently we are treated 94 2.7K 87K 2.8M
٤ ?¡ Fr4N + @fruitykory.1 1d dennis & dee tangerine @himerinniki - 3d Society really is improving you Men's Sexy Orange Womens Prisoner Prisoner Costume Costume Orange Top Trousers Convict... €24.99 1 4.4K 188 86K
+AP+ @heir_porter 2d ... You in her dm, I'm at her place mildly being forced to watch a reality show that I'm lowkey ashamed to admit I'm somewhat enjoying. 297 16K 178K 5.2M
communist daughter @400luxblows 20h Casually said I read about in a New Yorker article 4 252 5.7K 94K
DEl-sama @EDIBLU 2d After get home from work and ask my Tesla robot if it took the meat out the freezer 469 30K 318K 6.2M
picardie aurora @picardie_aurora 20h if your top two emojis aren't you are NOT a helpful henchman 44 2K 21K 473K
liz @normalfunnygirl - 1d ... Bouncing on it and by it I mean the pavement because I have pep in my step and a smile on my face:) 6 1.8K 12K 205K

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