12 Ghosts and How I Think They Died

Never should have stood under that suspended piano
12 Ghosts and How I Think They Died

Look, they cant all be spurned lovers.

Foul Ball

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Right in the kisser.

Crushed By A Vending Machine

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Its terrifyingly common.

Self-Driving Car Crashed

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Elons drinking glasses are in for a real good rattling.

Congestive Heart Failure

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He shouldnt be haunting his house, he should be hunting the Churchs Chicken down the road.

Light Fell on Him During One-Man Show

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Dont worry about figuring out his unfinished business, hell tell you all about it over the course of 50 minutes, including musical numbers.

Skateboarding

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Well, he made Thrasher, but for all the wrong reasons.

Choked on A Meatball

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He tries to be extra scary because he knows how lame that is.

Fell Down A Manhole

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Why is he in the woods? I guess it smells better, but I didnt know ghosts were allowed to move.

Killed By Another Ghost

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Theyre now haunting the same house, and its extremely awkward.

In His Sleep

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The whole sheet thing makes him seems really scary, but he went surrounded by loved ones at 94. Not even sure why hes so mad about it, to be honest.

Methicillin-Resistant Staph Infection

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Trust me, you should be happy she chose to go with the ballerina theme and not “infected lesion.”

Not A Ghost

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Its just that neighbors kid being weird again. We all saw Nightmare Before Christmas, Nadine, some of us just didnt make it our whole personality.

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