40 Random Bits of Trivia We Inherited From a Distant Relative
Our cousin can have the fine China. We just want the facts!
Thank you, Aunt Bertha! Our mom had to tell us who exactly you were about five minutes ago, but after opening this treasure trove of a fact inheritance, we can confidently say that we love you dearly.
We sadly can’t make it to the funeral because, you know, it’s like a 45-minute drive, but we’ll honor your legacy by cherishing these facts and sharing them with the fine people reading this right now. Rest easy, Aunt B!