39 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of October 7, 2024
Pennywise is pretty funny
Hockey season is underway, and the NHL has touched down in the land of Dirty Sodas and Mormons with the Phoenix Coyotes relocating to Salt Lake City and becoming the Utah Hockey Club. The team is off to a hot start, too, with a pair of highly competitive wins under its belt that bode well for its inaugural season. The promising play already has Utah fans filled with visions of hoisting the Stanley Cup this season. But as one Twitter user pointed out, before they chant, “We want the cup!” they should “get a real name first.”
The icy Utah hockey squad wasn’t alone in getting melted this week, however. Other digital burn victims included someone with the worst view in a house, an island for artists and eye economics.