39 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of October 7, 2024

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39 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of October 7, 2024

Hockey season is underway, and the NHL has touched down in the land of Dirty Sodas and Mormons with the Phoenix Coyotes relocating to Salt Lake City and becoming the Utah Hockey Club. The team is off to a hot start, too, with a pair of highly competitive wins under its belt that bode well for its inaugural season. The promising play already has Utah fans filled with visions of hoisting the Stanley Cup this season. But as one Twitter user pointed out, before they chant, “We want the cup!” they should “get a real name first.” 

The icy Utah hockey squad wasn’t alone in getting melted this week, however. Other digital burn victims included someone with the worst view in a house, an island for artists and eye economics.

Brian @BrianMcGannon 3d ... Bob Costas when the Yankees hit a medium depth fly ball SWELL MARS JUNTO 10 78 1.1K del 79K
ella @blondehotcoffee 2d i think you have bigger issues here parker @lankydenki 4d WHY DID I JUST GET ABSOLUTELY DEMOLISHED BY MOSQUITOS 418 17K 614K 21M
alice pieszecki @diandrasdiandra. 2d turkey is calling best of paul mescal @paulmescalfiles. 2d Paul Mescal and Gracie Abrams recently. - LODY BLUE IS MS 80 662 20K 1.2M
puds @havingalaugh.2 2d all the clips i've seen from megalopolis look like this 2000s @PopCulture2000s - 2d 23 years ago, linkin park released 'in the end' cc x 1:45 201 4.7K 82K 3.3M
BRYCEN! (covered in money!) @Brycen77.2d ... LIQUOR None of this existed a month ago Luxe @luxcurv.2d No way Lunchly collabed with Talk Tuah while playing KSI's song TALK BLUNCHLY UAH n Haliey Welch POWERED BY - LUNCHLY FAI 398 12K 277K 6.3M
PAYPI @Dannyjokes 3d Danny Polishchuk ... She looks like she's about to get drafted to the NBA in 1999 THE WHITE WASHING THE WHITE HOUSE 208 471 15K del 566K
clementine @ilyclemmie.2 2d ... ikkow billie eilish somewhere dressed like E-40 doing backflips @PopBase 2d Pop Base The theme for the 2025 Met Gala will be 'Superfine: Tailoring Black Style' - based on the style of Black men throughout history. Colman Domingo, Lewis Hamilton, A$AP Rocky, Pharrell Williams, Anna Wintour and LeBron James will be the со- chairs. MET GALA 118 6.3K 85K del 2.5M
#augs @luvpxie 2d ... Karti Ex ... January 8, 2019 at 3:43 PM Stop lying on your kids lol I hate when I see posts like Jr saw me crying and said fret not mother, for we shall prevail in these trying times. Word? Yo dumb ass son ain't say that. Like Share Comment 5.2K DDG @PontiacMadeDDG.2 2d stop being mean to my dada - halo 3 256 4.3K 70K
rex @guess_what_mimi + 3d ... I love when people think they' re doing high/low but actually look schizophrenic and homeless JVA TROHD A millennial gay guy would never understand why this outfit slays. They probably recommend a black tank top and a ugly sneaker 80 402 9.1K 309K
Shaun Johnson @sexwithuruncle 3d This might be the greatest tragedy involving a Muslim guy and Jets in New York Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter. 3d ppells OF ESPN sources: Jets fired HC Robert Saleh. 47 919 25K 3.2M
Dan Carney @DanManCarney 3d ... Going Aaron Rodgers mode this week (getting my boss fired) Dan Carney @DanManCarney - . 4d Going Aaron Rodgers mode this week (doing a bunch of drugs and being bad at my job) 21 2.1K 47K 2.6M
James Dator @James_Dator 3d Deshaun Watson has more settled lawsuits (23) than touchdown passes (19) since being traded to the Browns 247 6.4K 75K 3.8M
hayden mia @mia_spresso 3d Bringing a spray bottle to the movie theater to make sure none of the gays sing along to Wicked 59 3K 57K 1.2M
kaitlyn @kaitelizabeth_1.4d i would boo jesus christ if he played for the opposing team Dan Bartels @DanBartels2 4d Phillies fans booing Brandon Nimmo is just another reminder of how classless their fanbase is. SHEWYORK 2) 9 207 2.1K 32K 2M
will @siteprotagonist . 3d Noah Cyrus @SexyNoahCyrus.3h These are just regular cookies dyed purple Imao @wandasattorney.19h AGATHA COOKIES SECURED!! #AgathaAllAlong x.com/wandasattorney... 9 3 385 spooky casey anthony funko... 3h you wanted magic cookies with powers 1 1 del 28 2K 86K 31 986K
Hub @KenHeLive 5d Nosebleed seats in the crib is crazy. H Heismans @HeismansIG. 5d RYAN WILLIAMS IS INSANE 22K 358K 1K 14M
layla @laylology 4d congratulations on your artists residency here btw Delusion Lake 467 7.3K 13 308K
Jason @JasonWard23 - 5d Jets fans in their $4,800/mo studio apartment watching Aaron Rodgers shit the bed. B NEW YORK JETS 1K 22K 895K 53
Douglas А. Boneparth @dougboneparth. 4d Me in my late thirties after drinking 2 craft beers... adidas 07 30 4TH & 10 From Fidel Cashflow 818 178 16K 1.7M
Reggie Reginald Belafonte @BirdOnMyTimelin 3d ... I saw 180 MPH trending and thought another Georgia player got booked again BNO BNO News @BNONews 3d NEWS UPDATE: Milton is now one of the strongest hurricanes ever recorded with maximum sustained winds of 180 mph (285 km/h) Hurricane MILTON cyclonicwx.com 171 3.7K 83K 5.3M
Josh Ellis @jzellis 1d elon musk pennywise the clown has beef with children strange body owned by stephen king can be defeated funny by bullying hates gay people clown 53 5,816 63.9K 1.1M
asa @serialmawma. 1d They got Art Garfunkel m. leo @heyitsmEEchhh - 2d Ok Crocs did a thing. And yes they're a 10/10 2 188 2.5K 76K
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IcyVert @IcyVert 1d ... oh my god these are getting ridiculous 7 MONTHS AWAY Phill BRYCE HARPER PETERSON P: 31 9. ROJAS O FOR 1 NYM S 0-2 PHI o OUT O 1 34 892 28K 995K
Noah Kahan Archive @KahanArchive 1d This is KILLING ME Noan Kanan @NoahKahan I'm... hot now? wingtip @itswingtip 25/09/2021 you look seconds away from losing custody 10 2 264 del Noah Kahan @NoahKahan2 25/09/2021 Omg Noah Kahan 35K 8 531 656K
cassidy XCX @olsencassidy 21h Never seen two people less in the same room POP CRAVE @PopCrave 1d Pop Crave Promo image for Charli XCX's Sympathy is a knife remix with Ariana Grande. 2.6K 119 140K 2.8M
melissita @mcdonaldscult. 20h Reply to cool's comment you have the low income white girl eyes + 75 ... 4 1 85 1.6K 52K 1.3M
JFresh @JFreshHockey 1d her: just want to be held juraj slafkovsky: 02/21/2024 Juraj Slafkovsky Montreal Canadiens Holding 02/21/2024 Juraj Slafkovsky Montreal Canadiens Holding 02/21/2024 Juraj Slafkovsky Montreal Canadiens Hooking 02/11/2024 Juraj Slafkovsky Montreal Canadiens Holding 02/06/2024 Juraj Slafkovsky Montreal Canadiens Hooking 12/18/2023 Juraj Slafkovsky Montreal Canadiens Roughing 12/13/2023 Juraj Slafkovsky Montreal Canadiens Hooking 12/10/2023 Juraj Slafkovsky Montreal Canadiens Holding 12/09/2023 Montreal Canadiens Juraj Slafkovsky Fighting (maj) 11/22/2023 Juraj Slafkovsky Montreal Canadiens Holding 11/18/2023 Juraj Slafkovsky Montreal Canadiens Holding 11/16/2023 Juraj Slafkovsky Montreal Canadiens Holding 11/07/2023 Juraj Slafkovsky Montreal Canadiens Holding 17 217 4.7K 146K
Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel 17h i sent my sister a picture of the outfit i wore to a party last night 8:43 5G LS Lily What was the theme no theme Delivered 17 350 30K 542K
Teller Bank$ // Marion Wood$ @TellerBanks357.td ... Thank God. Imagine there was more Disammitte Team DREAMVILLE @TeamDreamville . 1d Nobody is rapping like J. Cole right now Period 32 1.4K 14K 526K
Jasmine Raditz @jasraditz 1d ... Playing sims with your laptop RAW on the bed is CRAZY. van @ptolemeow. 3d everyone's cool pc set up and this is mines... O I к SAVE M N B 0 CH Chi Komie - CORE FORCE Lenovo 1.7K 16K 272K 10M
Yo! @FlyGoalScoredBy - 1 1d We let Bryce Harper make up a team of all his friends and FGSB they all fucking suck 71 340 5.1K 231K
RICKY @Rickyismsss 2d white folk interpreting 2025's MET GALA theme UNNATION 26 2.6K 38K 526K
Mariella! @pfaffphobic• 1d No thanks, I'm full, I had a persian rug for breakfast moonflowerette Follow ... Suggested for you This - MARY yeah i had breakfast OLIVER DALNY BOO the breakfast: Devotions ****** = POST CARD compliting you tell . wanted as you s i arc. Earch і66 innisfree جمع unterfree 134 5K 140K 1.3M
julien @johnsmarino_ 2d ... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT Bear UT 344 6.8K 214K 11
Big Pas @8EightPillars 1d not to be racist...but i expected better denim MLB @MLB . 2d Shohei Ohtani has arrived in San Diego for Game 3 of the NLDS 9 De par 188 1.7K 21K 1.4M
den without the nis ALC @onthecrosslook. 2d ... charlie kelly and dennis reynolds rev Follow ... @revpooch when a weird guy is hot it's rlly cool but when a hot guy is weird it's seriously so scary 8:07 PM 11/13/23 . 3.2M Views 123 7K 86K 3.7K 9 691 11K 146K
yna @43Y0RK.2d the utah fans saying we want the cup what about you get a real name first 27 945 12K 319K
Jimmy McNulty @manontheMOON2st-1d Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall. PHILA. 51 715 8.2K 429K

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