36 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, October 10, 2024

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36 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, October 10, 2024

Sacha Baron Cohen is becoming a callous womanizer. The man behind Borat is boarding Netflix’s adaptation of the French film Je Ne Suis Pas Un Homme Facile, which they’re roughly translating to Ladies First for English speakers. Cohen will play a philanderer who finds himself in a parallel world dominated by women, with Gone Girl’s Rosamund Pike playing his “fiery female counterpart.” 

Meanwhile, class is back in session at Abbott Elementary, and co-creator Quinta Brunson thinks that the Television Academy should revise its lesson plan. When asked about her thoughts on the “traditional comedy” not taking home as many awards as some might have liked, she told The Hollywood Reporter that the Academy should “give some thought” to the categorization brouhaha. While she didn’t explicitly share her opinion on whether she thinks The Bear is a comedy or a drama, she did note that “people are confused” and that consistent confusion should be enough of a reason to consider some changes. 

The timeline is doing its job to get us through the midweek slump with some much needed laughs. Today’s funniest tweets include those about group-chat etiquette, a strong hairline and the monetary value of friendship.

hydra @blephin_ 1d ... What do you even do in this situation do you just make a new gc or let his corpse listen in on the convo autist @litteralyme0 . 3d imagine you die and they kick you out the group chat 547 7,504 263K 6.5M
@southernsiren_ 1 d ... me after my birth: tido bling @its_tiidoo 2d I hate being inserted into poorly planned situations. 88 12.7K 55.2K 1.7M
MaceAhWindu @MaceAh... 19h ... Strongest fucking 80 year old hairline I've ever seen Jesus Christ. Star Wars Holocron @sw... 1d George Lucas looking sharp in a recent picture with his wife Mellody Hobson and Robert DeNiro 128 3,683 101K 1.6M
Tyler pronouns idiot Foster... 15h ...  Dan Aykroyd has killed and he will kill again wyatt murrayologist @... . 1d Stop associating aviators with a serial killer start associating them with dan aykroyd 20 750 10.2K 196K
jz2 @mixedgrass666.21h It's fun to go to the doctor when you're healthy. They made me feel like a prized horse 7 312 6,257 95.5K
bort @tacobort.23h Microdosing suicide by having a decent paying 9-5 51 6,517 68.2K del 1.5M
small marzipan pig @teethfee... 13h ... investigating ways to make my mental health worse. so far I've tried 18h of daily screen time, not speaking to loved ones, and smoking loads of weed. any tips? 133 521 6,917 del 97K
sarah @sablaah 18h ... POV you just had a blistering argument about shelving units 118 2,306 70K 1.7M
jojo #Angela4AFP @j0j0eo 1d ... She is sitting like she was just evicted from big brother quintab 19 532 10.9K 227K
meez. @abortedamyadams-1d ... BiNGE + X 261 comments Gallagher Miwanda, we can't keep wiving wike this 09-13 Reply 13.5K View 36 replies 295 5,523 76.5K 2.1M
Cake (sexy era unitl 17th) 1d If he was fully committed he'd turn yellow. @megsxzum.2 2d megs II/ position of the day: chameleon Position 457. Chameleon Be careful SexPositions.Club 171 7,046 141K 5M
Penguin Random House... 23h ... joyce @h0mmelette 2d im smoking on that shit that made the penguin house random 42 4,918 57.5K 2.1M
the mind @Fredward3948576-17h ... I was the intimacy coordinator on the set of Stuart Little 51 3,280 45.1K 977K
Jon Bois @jon_bois 22h i never eat the plate. whenever i finish eating the food part i wash the plate in soap and water and leave it to dry so i can use it again later Araaa @shawntifying.2 2d we're cancelling each other over FOOD takes today, post your cancellable FOOD take 75 927 13.5K 421K

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MK @adoreanise 22h this how petty i am and i don't care JUL 23, 2020 AT 4:34 PM You replied to Suwu's story where this at 2:26 PM Suwu replied to your story really got 6 What's dem i'm not telling you because in 2020 i asked you where something was & you ain't tell me 657 11.9K 128K 2.6M
amber @tanijrou 15h this is genuinely making me cry WHAT ARE JUDAS! YOU DOING DUDE!?! STOP! 92 10.4K 114K 1.5M
cc Kirby @_cckirby 16h the Super Sloppy Double Dare question writers going fucking off for no reason on this children's game show, hell yeah S SLOPPY WHAT FAMOUS AMERICAN RESPONSIBLE FOR WRITING ADD MEN ARE CREAT EQUAL, OWNED 15 S-DAVES IN 180GOS NICK 10 387 2,948 45.8K
bea @SILENTPRINCESS-1d < X Replies @TheMrdangles16 9y ago T : i hate the water temple... too confusing :( @KeithHalsell 4 days ago it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now @TheMrdangles16 2 days ago T it couldn't be going worse Keith 53 6,804 107K 1.3M
MJ @mm_jiselle 1d ... Well it ain't called One TAL @Checkmyresume.1 1d Is Uno a mexican game 520 15.2K 214K 5.2M
gill @contactabrother.1 16h ... oh my bad thought this was a safe space Let's kill him Delivered Omg no 45 3,735 42.2K 759K
Anime Aesthetics с @anime... . dd ... STUDIO GIBBY 229 18.3K 165K 4.3M
Matt. @MattTheBrand • 1d ... The best part about driving a 2010 honda civic is you can just like bump into stuff. who cares 298 5,039 103K 2.5M
Janice Films @stephk_davis 1d  hey have you seen the baby anywhere lol 280 5,504 del 104K
nick got his 01 @spreen_co 13h for anyone who's wondered what an apple intelligence summary of a breakup text looks like Maddi Broke 1m ago 2 MB No longer in a relationship; wants belongings from the apartment. 126 2,740 77.9K 1.6M
rachel coster @RACH4_theST... 16h ... I can always tell when my friend has a crush cuz she starts instagram storying in an extreme new way 58 2,199 35.7K 632K
the mind @Fredward3948576-13h ...  this power of friendship... can it pay off gambling debt 9 1,416 8,620 del 145K
gal kilmer @beepupkin 15h life is about constantly booking film tickets in advance to delay suicide. can't kill myself before i've seen anora 26 1,334 12.1K 273K
Punch Cat @PunchingCat•14h ... prison break lola :) @lil_miss_idk his laser pointer also has a spotlight option 19 1,555 35.6K 295K
jynx @jynxbby 23h the cool thing about this app is you're never the craziest one here 105 14.6K 57.2K 921K
b @wwxwashere.1 17h what liking a fictional character is like LUOeel ... @LUOIAE the unique feeling of saying that guy is fuckable but not wanting to fuck that guy but actually wanting that guy to be fucked do you understand me 10:43 AM Apr 26, 2023 549.6K Views 4,172 Retweets 1,067 Quotes 19.2K Likes sapphicspaceranger Follow ti Someone else come fuck that guy for me thenyanguardparty Follow #Guards! Impregnate that man 83 13.7K 105K del 1.2M
Noah Kahan Archive @Kahan... 19h ... This is KILLING ME Noan Kanan @NoahKahan I'm... hot now? wingtip @itswingtip. 25/09/2021 you look seconds away from losing custody 10 2 264 del Noah Kahan @NoahKahan.25/09/2021 Omg Noah Kahan 1 121 6,354 84.3K
@BizzleUrgh - 1d ... I hate when customers says why they got y'all working on holidays? bro cause you in here tf Dekunle @Dekunle27. 1d I can't believe you guys are open today 457 28.2K 364K 8.3M
y @ysmammri 22h is DoorDash not delivering anymore or??? Opening now Delivered 1 min ago im outside in a red car Received 1 min ago It's apt 116 Delivered now ok come get it Received now 3,815 5,744 234K 8.9M
Arch Shufflebottom, Esq. @Ar... 16h ... Are the jerkmate servers down or is it just the Ole Miss library WiFi 21 380 12.9K 381K
Kenty @FakeKenty. 22h Just found out my friend who is wise beyond his years is older than I thought. Now he's just normal... 4 133 4,658 62.8K
claude @508mph 1d ... What my early morning work commute feels like when it's below 50° 43 10.7K 112K 2M

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