42 Random Bits of Trivia That We Just Milked From An Ill-Tempered Bovine

There are good days, and there are bad days. We don’t know what kind of day you’re having, but we just worked way harder for these facts than usual. We got the job done, because we’re consummate professionals, but man, are we beat. 

Your enjoyment of these facts will make it all worth it, so please send us home with a proud sense of satisfaction. It’ll make our frozen burrito taste so much better.