Aw man, just look at these 45 facts, their butts light up like fireflies.
But did you know that fireflies aren’t really flies. They’re actually beetles. That light they emit is called bioluminescence, and its purpose is to attract mates. Just like when you run around drunk with a flashlight on Saturday night. Unfortunately, firefly populations are in decline worldwide. Habitat loss, light pollution, pesticide use and over-collection are all culprits. There’s a firefly sanctuary in Bangladesh, though.
So shut off the lights and enjoy these 45 facts. Who knows? Maybe your butt will even light up at the end.
Animation on animation hate
People in Wisconsin have known this for a millennia
Good As Old
All this - and brains, too
Tell us about it
Then they just roll you up in it and set the whole works on the curb
It was a cool time to be alive
Cold, Newton, cold
Sadly, he missed out on playing Red Hulk
But it couldn't have predicted his heel turn
Tough way to go
Eh, might be best we don't know
And it could sure pick locks
Someday they'll be able to make you a pony
Slow your roll, Betsy
Everything about Columbus is seemingly a myth
Not a ton to ask for ambulances to be present...
Well - Columbo can't be everywhere
That sound was the sound of the British Empire imploding
Robert Stack, legend
He couldn't do this all day
Yeah maybe don't put priceless gems in the nosecone of a car that goes 275mph
Did they at least vaccuum the rug first?
It's the sound poutine makes, you guys
Rough place, that Nova Scotia
He probably says it three times a day
Hey whatever floats your space boat
Bond's a cash machine that doesn't care where the cash comes from
Sure didn't feel it in 'Moon Knight,' bro
No Snakes On A Plane?
Mind your p's and q's or else
Again, we didn't catch this and no sane person would
Yeah so no "Pfffft" and you're dead
This seems frivolous?
Everybody smells what the Rock is cookin because the stove's always on
Not the kind of thing you want mass-produced
Quite the ride
TJ loved his grape juice
More Ben Stein lies
You're just as well off with the Ford Festiva version of a Stradivarius
Punch, shoot, shoot, punch.
That's just being Nicholas Cage
Not the kind of money he wanted to make
What about 46.8?
Starting a sandwich shop wasn't what I was doing at 17