37 Random Bits of Trivia Dredged Up From the Bottom of the Fact Quarry

Just wipe off the slime and learn somethin’ would ya?
37 Random Bits of Trivia Dredged Up From the Bottom of the Fact Quarry

You want to learn, don’t ya? That’s why you’re here, isn’t it? 

So stop whining about some sludgy facts and get them up in that brain of yours. Maybe grab some Dawn and scrub them clean like a little yellow duckling. We don’t know. We’ve done our part by slopping them on this list. Take ‘em or leave ‘em, pal. 

But honestly, please take them. We talk a big game, but the amount of time that your eyes are on this list is actually very important to us.

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A family in Auburn, PA was trying to insulate their home but upon tearing down the wall, dozens of animal carcasses spilled out. hodes The corpses wer
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DJ Khaled’s baby son was the executive producer of one of his albums.

DJ Khaled's infant son was legally declared the executive producer of his album, Grateful. Khaled used his son Asahd Tuck Khaled's reactions to the sounds to gauge the quality of songs for the al- bum. The best quality was determined when the baby spit up. CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW

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HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A YOGA MAT? Well, maybe you have. We won't judge. Just pointing out that fast food buns sometimes contain azodicarbonamide, which
If you do yoga and constantly get rashes, blame your yoga mat. Your yoga mat is the prime recipient of your sweat, and its material, foam, is the perf

The nation's poorest state used welfare money to pay Brett Favre for speeches he never made.

Mississippi used $1.1 million in federal welfare funds to pay Brett Favre for speeches he never made. CRACKED.COM The Mississippi state audi- tor discovered that $70 million in TANF welfare funds were doled out to the multimillionaire ath- lete, a professional wres- tler, a horse farm and a volleyball complex.

NBC

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Man chops off his own penis during dream about slaughtering goat.

A man chopped off his own penís when he was dreaming about slaughtering goats. CRACKED.COM Kofi Atta, of Ghana, woke up to see his ре- nis chopped off after a dream where he was slaughtering a goat to help his wife prepare an evening meal.

ABC News 

BBC apologizes after trainee posts 'Manchester United are rubbish' on news ticker.

The BBC had to apologize for putting 'Manchester United are rubbish' on their news ticker. MA N СС H&E CRACKED.COM The mistake had ос- curred as someone was learning how to operate the ticker during a ten- nis news update and was writing random things not in earnest.

ABC

One man will produce enough sperm in his life to repopulate the Earth.

The average male will produce enough sperm in his life to repopulate the Earth, 405 times. CRACKED.COM With 1,500 sperm cells pro- duced every second, if each one led to a viable birth, one man could reproduce the 7 billion Earth inhabitants hun- dreds of times over. A wom- an will only create 450 total eggs in her lifetime, however.

Live Science

My Anaconda Don’t Want None Unless You Got Buns Hun

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NHM / NatGeo  

Judge throws out Trump's lawsuit against Hillary Clinton.

Trump's lawsuit against Hillary Clinton was basically just an airing of grievances, and thrown out. CRACKED.COM Judge Donald Middlebrooks says the former president is seeking to flaunt a two-hun- dred-page political manifes- to outlining his grievances against those that have ор- posed him.

Axios

The term “Taco Tuesday” is trademarked.

Taco John's owns the term Taco Tuesday. They have issued hun- dreds of cease and desist letters demanding com- panies stop holding Taco Tuesdays, which we feel goes against the spirit of the event. CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW

Chowhound

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NO, people in the Dark Ages didn't think the Earth was flat. Not even then. The few examples of people who did voice their doubts (compared to the hun

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