29 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, September 10, 2024

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29 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, September 10, 2024

Looks like 30 Rock doesn’t have room for Little Orphan Cassidy after all. Despite being a certified standout during her debut season on Saturday Night Live, Chloe Troast took to Instagram to share that she “was not asked back” to the show for its upcoming historic 50th season. She reflected that while she wishes she was returning alongside her “amazing friends,” she hopes that she at least “spread joy and laughter” during her brief stint on the show.

Meanwhile, the festival buzz around Rachel Sennott’s portrayal of Rosie Shuster in Saturday Night seems to be currying some favor in the HBO offices. The rising star’s pilot has been picked up to series by the legendary network. Sennott will write, executive produce and star in the comedy ensemble with additional support from those who helped bring Bill Hader’s Barry to life. 

The timeline is buzzing with breakout stars of its own thanks to some truly funny tweets. Today’s funniest include those about an RFK lookalike, a guy who bro’s out and a small cat’s only dream.

jazmin @itsnotjazminn 18h ... me once the guy i didn't want gets a gf clie Reader Collection of Children's Stores KIAT 49 1,925 16.5K del 303K
party gets me wetter @... 22h ... If you hear me say, I'm ready when you ready that means I'm ready to go NOW 18 7,088 24.4K del 520K
V @notvishkyoo 1d ... Sir your account has been hacked 09:44 am twitter? 09:45 am No bank 09:48 am thank god 09:48 am Da 3 25 364 4,053 105K
@gatorade2002.18h (٣-- ... twitter is lowkey just a who can say the joke the loudest competition hotdog @ilovewow420. 18h Twitter is lowkey just a who can say the joke the loudest competition 309 16.9K 410K 6.2M
vivi @mooncatvivi-1d use your words ugh fine!! АННННННННННННННННH WHYYY WHY MEEEEEEE MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!! WAHGHHGHGHHHHH 20 10.8K 43.2K del 510K
@soidoona 1d ... do you ever just sit with your laptop open and just use your phone 1,439 36.2K 262K 3.9M
chris @tophlo 1d oh for sure MANOR MANOR Diet Pepsi PEPSI Addison Rae 0:08 -2:42 MANOR Notification Center x Grindr now Z: Hey man. Do you like to bro out? 53 1,166 35.2K 852K
Shoota @ShootaCat 1d ... Trip to Vegas New New car house chicen toy... Money 14 1,831 21.9K del 374K
Gavin @PrimaryCinema 1d ... Finally, after learning its weight, way and shape, I will finally know the chronology of water. DiscussingFilm @Discus... 1d 4F First look at Kristen Stewart making her feature directorial debut for 'THE CHRONOLOGY OF WATER' 63 3,123 50.2K 1.3M
John Elliott @MineralDisk. 1d RFK looks and acts like Leland Palmer 38 566 5,311 del 129K
Devon Hardware's Wife @thatfr... . 1d ... the report the exterminator sent my landlord when i slept on the floor and had bed bugs still makes me laugh Other Treatment Photos Customer lacks an actual bed. Very little can be done. 14 316 8,426 97.8K
pepto abysmal @roastedryebre... 1d ... i used to punish myself at the movies by not eating the popcorn until after the trailers, and the movie started- but i'm realizing now that christ died for me 126 1,822 42.3K
Meg @megannn_lynne 18h Just remembered families exist Meg @megannn_lynne 18h The amount of grapes they sell in a bag is simply ridiculous. Who could possibly eat that many grapes before they go bad. 284 9,279 231K 4.3M
Ivy (Celestial Mechanics PR Rep) 1d ... i'm sick of all of my friends having neuroses that stops them from accessing the limitless potential i i know they have. so im inventing personalised saw traps for each of them 12 1,302 5,216 del 116K
jemima @jemimaskelley 15h ... isnt sharing photos without consent your whole deal DEUXMOL DEUXMOL DEUXMOL DEUXMOL DEUXMOL deuxmoi @deuxmoiworld 20h Replying to @silentswiftie89 Can you please delete this. This is a picture we posted just for IG subscribers. Thank you. 43 1,738 48.7K del 1M
Caroline @weirdassfishes. 16h ... blue gatorade is so beautiful How lucky are we to have a beverage that smells like healing and tastes like stars 107 8,600 68.8K del 1.5M
cj- @cjniel 13h ... they look like 1940s test dummies used in fake towns for nuclear bombs damon albarnie @alylemas... 1d GUYS WTAF 49 1,583 31.6K 594K
isabella @blizzy_mcguire 1d Really need to hang out with Sonic and Tails. Even if we do nothing and just watch TV together. It would be so epic. 8 102 839 34.2K
J. Dior @ThereaUJiorr. 1d No idea how you've stayed under homeland security's radar for this long but they're on their way rn Pimpcess @sjdess00.1d Please tell me I'm not the only one who spreads it like this?? 175 7,127 71.1K 2.4M
The Wordplayer @slightw... 23h ... Baby, idc who is on threads for the first or umpteenth time. I won't be there! 7 5,566 15.6K 316K
Ben Kesslen @benkesslen.4 4h ... nothing like ur unemployed friend having their notifications silenced...like what could i possibly be disturbing 11 125 2,518 43.9K
@stephen... 3h Stephen A Smith ... GIF SPUN The Spun @TheSpun.3 3h Stephen А. Smith voted SPUN - - - People - MOST UNIVERSIDA Most Annoying Person Smith - 57% in Football Media in 2024 thespun.com/sp... 252 861 20.9K 942K
animal products @yrs_... . . 12h ... What happened? 8:47 AM Cheating Who chote 8:47 AM 3 501 8,040 131K
iyan @czechwun.1 1d how it feels to say i got school in the morning 29 5,325 52.3K 677K
reb @rebmasel.20h ... America has a lot of faults as a country but we absolutely went off with garbage disposals in our kitchen sinks. just use a food catcher?? scrape the food into the trash??? thank u Europe but we actually put loud finger-ripping chainsaws in our drains god bless 138 2,556 57.3K 1.1M
anna @MO0NLIGHTFAER... 1d ... reading a bad review about one of my favorite books and the reviewer is actually making very intelligent and valid points GIF 45 2,153 34.9K 407K
iza @wIwsfilm.22h 0:08 10 ARE T logging into twitter. the video ends when i get mad T1J 4K 3.7K views 6 hours ago 10 2,113 18.2K 314K
) - - - - - ! - I katie @focusfronting 16h ... love dating someone really offline because I can blatantly pass off various other people's tweets as my own jokes 24 640 10.9K del 165K
Grace @gracecamille_.1d sometimes people will describe themselves as a personality hire and after being around them for a little bit i'm like no.. i i don't think that was it 1 66 1,491 32K

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