35 TV and Movie Jokes and Gags Hidden in the Last Places You’d Expect
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“You better not get your goop in my hair.” Tone it down, Black Cat.
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![Adult jokes in children's movies DE-WORMING has never been this easy A de Port Behind You adidas COULD IT RE TINE TE BET YOURSELF, FIXED? Zootopia Get yourself fixed How are you going to pay your mortgage if you have a thousand kids? By getting fixed! Nip, tuck, Nick! CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/4/7/1139947.jpg)
![Adult jokes in children's movies Toy story 3 SPACC RANGER LIGHTTEAS The movie is about... the Holocaust? According to some people, the mistreatment of the toys in the daycare is an analogy for concentration camps. What does that make the evil bear? CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/4/4/1139944.jpg)
![Adult jokes in children's movies Gumball Balloonjob The poor little balloon laments that he doesn't have the strength to inflate himself, guilting Gumball into... yes, blowing him. In a bathroom. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/4/3/1139943.jpg)
![Adult jokes in children's movies shrek Farquaad's date with himself Farquaad is shirtless under his bedsheets, asking a visibly disgusted mirror to show him women. We don't need anyone to draw us a picture here. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/4/5/1139945.jpg)
![Adult jokes in children's movies The spectacular spider-Man spider sperm After Spider-Man's web catches Black Cat's hand, she warns him in a flirting tone, You better not get your goop in my hair. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/3/7/1139937.jpg)
![Adult jokes in children's movies Looney Tunes Yosemite sam In 1995's Carrotblanca, Looney Tunes got what it always lacked - a homophobic prison rape joke! CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/4/6/1139946.jpg)
![Adult jokes in children's movies The New Batman Adventures she ain't talking 'bout bikes Harley Quinn asks the Joker: Don't you want to rev up your Harley? Vrooom, vrooom! Yes, she means what it sounds like. Mistah J isn't interested in the ride, though. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/4/2/1139942.jpg)
![Adult jokes in children's movies Animaniacs Lapt No, no, no. Finger prints! Prince Jakko explains to Dot that she's supposed to look for prints, not Prince. The result is... well, dirtier than Dot is willing to get. I don't think so. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/3/8/1139938.jpg)
![Adult jokes in children's movies The Flintstones TOO many heads Fred jokes to Barney that if he wants to look taller, what he needs is another head. Barney's answer: What do I need three of them for? CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/4/1/1139941.jpg)
![Adult jokes in children's movies Wreck-It Ralph Tir One Game Fatality Mortal Kombat is kid-friendly now, it seems. D-ANON One Game at T CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/3/9/1139939.jpg)
![Adult jokes in children's movies Beauty and the Beast Assaulting a feather duster Fifi, the sexy feather duster maid, has her feathers (pretty much her skirt) ripped out by a leering man as she screams. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/3/5/1139935.jpg)
![Adult jokes in children's movies Arthur Anal probe Arthur recreated South Park's first episode, cutting right before the big bad alien anal probe part. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/3/6/1139936.jpg)
![Adult jokes in children's movies The Hunchback of Notre Dame Pole dancing The (curiously all-male) audience goes wild when Esmeralda grabs a spear and uses it for a bodacious dance. Frollo gets so turned on that he's willing to burn the city to have her. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/4/0/1139940.jpg)
![Adult jokes in children's movies BUSTER CEXEN REAR END FORMULA TAK ~ 95 cars car boobs Two female Mazda cars run up to Lightning, tell him they are his greatest fans, and then show him their pop-up headlights. Yup, they're literally flashing him. 95 95 95 95 CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/3/3/1139933.jpg)
![Adult jokes in children's movies The Road to El Dorado That didn't involve his mouth. Chel and Tulio are presumably making out off camera - but then she definitely pops up from his waist. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/3/4/1139934.jpg)
![The animated show Histeria! always included a quick gag. MAIN TITLES LYRICS MAIN TITLE DIRECTION TOM RUEGGER BOB DOUCETTE HISTERIA WOULD LIKE TO EXPRESS ITS BELIEF THAT WAR IS BAD. Others included Lady Godiva's Wardrobe Provided by No One and Histeria! Is Drawn Before a Live Audience. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/3/1/1139931.jpg)
![The Beatles' Help! had an unusual dedication. THIS fILM IS RESPECTfULLY dEdICATED TO THE MEMORY of MR. ELIAS HOWE, WHO IN 1846. INVENTED THE SEWING MACHINE Were the filmmakers truly inspired, think it was funny, or (the most likely answer) were they high? CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/3/0/1139930.jpg)
![Life of Brian includes a strange recommendation. If you have enjoyed this film, why not go and see La Notte? La Notte is a 1961 acclaimed Italian drama, a.k.a. the complete opposite of Monty Python sensibilities. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/2/0/1139920.jpg)
![Mr. Popper's Penguins credits make us worry for Jim Carrey. NO PENGUINS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FILM. JIM CARREY, ON THE OTHER HAND, WAS BITTEN MERCILESSLY. BUT НЕ HAD IT COMING. AMERICAN HUMANE AMERICAN HUMANE ASSOCIATION MONITORED THE ANIMAL ACTION. I guess Mr. Popper's penguins had their revenge. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/3/2/1139932.jpg)
![Jessica Chaffin's boobs get their own credit in The Heat. MARK MULLINS BILL BORN DATE CORDDRY EL MULLINS GINA JESSICA CHAFFIN GINA'S BOOBS JESSICA CHAFFIN'S BOOBS JAMIE DENBO BETH MIRIAM TOLAN PATHOLOGIST You gotta give credit where credit's due. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/2/3/1139923.jpg)
![Airplane II: The Sequel also included gags in the credits. Calliera operatur FREDNIC OMEIN First Assistant Camera M. TODD HENRY HORST GRANDT Property Master Gaffer (What's a Gaffer?) LARRY GILHOOLY Best Boy (Electric) FRANK McKANE ADOLF HITLER Worst Boy PETE G. PAPANICKOLAS Key Grip Special Effects ROBERT N. DAWSON Stunt Coordinator DAVID R. ELLIS Video Technical Consultant RICK WHITFIELD IRIF Hard to argue with their nominee for Worst Boy. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/2/5/1139925.jpg)
![Animaniacs credits almost always included a gag. JULIE POULSON GAIL VIRALDO JUST WAIT UNTIL EPISODE #100! JUST WAIT! AND WAIT! AND WAIT! Above is an example of the 99th and final episode, but most episodes include a weird title for Kathryn Page, like Hamster Trainer. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/2/8/1139928.jpg)
![Idina Menzel was credited as Adele Dazeem in a playbill. AT THIS PERFORMANCE THE ROLE OF ELIZABETH WILL BE PLAYED BY ADELE DAZEEM After John Travolta famously butchered her name, the Broadway show If/Then (which starred Menzel) made a nod to the mispronunciation. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/2/6/1139926.jpg)
![The Tiny Toon Adventures end credits always contained a joke. JEAN MACCURDY CONGRATULATIONS! You HAVE JUST WASTED A HALF HOUR OF YouR LIFE! Other gags included Moral of the Story: We Need More Animators and Created by: Buster and Babs. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/2/1/1139921.jpg)
![In Robocop, unauthorized duplication is punishable by droid. ARE FICTITIOUS NO IDENTIFICATION WITH OR SIMILARITY TO ACTUAL PERSONS LIVING OR DEAD OR TO ACTUAL EVENTS IS INTENDED OR SHOULD BE INFERRED THIS MOTION PICTURE IS PROTECTED UNDER THE LAWS OF THE UNITED STATES AND OTHER COUNTRIES AND ITS UNAUTHORIZED DUPLICATION, DISTRIBUTION OR EXHIBITION MAY RESULT IN CIVIL LIABILITY AND CRIMINAL PROSECUTION BY ENFORCEMENT DROIDS A JON DAVISON PRODUCTION A PAUL VERHOEVEN FILM In case you can't squint that hard, it says ...unauthorized duplication ... may result in ... criminal prosecution by enforcement droids. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/2/4/1139924.jpg)
![In the South Park movie, Saddam Hussein was credited as himself. BEBE JENNIFER HOWELL DR. GOUACHE GEORGE CLOONEY CONAN O'BRIEN BRENT SPINER BROOKE SHIELDS MINNIE DRIVER THE BALDWIN BROTHERS DAVE FOLEY SADDAM HUSSEIN HIMSELF DR. VOSKNOCKER ERIC IDLE CANADIAN FIGHTER PILOT NICK RHODES Gynen TODDY C WALTERS Unsurpisingly, in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, the character of Saddam Hussein was actually voiced by Matt Stone. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/1/7/1139917.jpg)
![In Mallrats, Kevin Smith thanked his parents for having sex. The Director Would Like to Thank GOD - FOR ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY TO TELL MY STUPID STORIES. SCOTT - FOR DECIDING NOT TO HIKE AROUND THE WORLD. JIM - FOR TREATING us LIKE THE COENS AS OPPOSED TO THE TWENTY-SOMETHING KNOW-NOTHINGS WE REALLY ARE. SEAN - FOR BRINGING A PEDIGREE TO THE PROJECT. PIERSON FOR KEEDING ME DUDE MOM and DAD - FOR HAVING SEX ALL THOSE YEARS AGO. Something we should all be grateful our parents did. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/2/7/1139927.jpg)
![The Simpsons Movie claims to be filmed on location in Springfield. JULIE ANSELL GREGG BERGER MAURICE LAMARCHE RICK POLIZZI FILMED ON LOCATION IN SPRINGFIELD, Kodak Prints by DELUXE® DE DOLBY dts Film Stock IN SELECTED THEATRES Approved A . follows the city's name, as a nod to the undeterminded state of the city. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/2/2/1139922.jpg)
![The best part of Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult might be its credits. JOE FLOOD Umpire SCOTT EVERS Doctor PAUL HUTTON YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE: WILL THE OWNER OF A BLUE HONDA ACCORD, LIC.# Z2W435, PLEASE REPORT TO THE PARKING LOT. YOUR LIGHTS ARE ON. THANK YOU. Stunts Other jokes include Amanda who is Mr. Newborn's Really Sexy Cousin and Rama Lama Samama, who is Arie's Evil Twin CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/1/6/1139916.jpg)
![Disney distances themselves from booger eaters in Frozen. JEREMY JOLIANNA JULIAN LIAM LINCOLN LUKE NATHAN NATHANIEL OLIVER OLIVER PERI PETRA PROSPER ROMAN SARAH SLOANE THOMAS TROUPE WEDNESDAY The views and opinions expressed by Kristoff in the film that all men eat their own boogers are solely his own and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of The Walt Disney Company or the filmmakers. Neither The Walt Disney Company nor the filmmakers make any representation of the accuracy of any such views and opinions. The views and opinions expressed by Kristoff... that all men eat their own boogers are](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/1/8/1139918.jpg)
![Back to the Future credits Johnny В. Goode to Marty Mcfly. JOHNNY В. GOODE Performed by MARTY McFLY with the STARLIGHTERS Produced by BONES HOWE The actual vocal performance in the movie was done by the singer Mark Campbell. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/1/4/1139914.jpg)
![Airplane!, naturally, included a few gags in the end credits. CRAFT SERVICE ADAM CULUNGA FIRST AID DAVE MILLER VOCAL EFFECTS ADVISOR ALLISON CAINE AUTHOR OF A TALE OF TWO CITIES CHARLES DICKENS ORCHESTRATIONS DAVID SPEAR Another gag was crediting one person as Generally in charge of a lot of things. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/2/9/1139929.jpg)
![Monsters, Inc. assures us of the safety of the monsters. PROCESSING BY Monaco Labs PRINTS BY Technicolor RODUCED AND DISTRIBUTED ON Eastman Film NO MONSTERS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS MOTION PICTURE. THIS PICTURE MADE UNDER No. 38501 THE JURISDICTION OF Rest easy, kids. Your favorite scary friends were not injured. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/1/9/1139919.jpg)
![American Werewolf in London didn't want any supernatural lawsuits. All characters and events in this film are fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or persons, living, dead, or undead, is purely coincidental. After insulting the Prince of Wales in the film, they give a shout-out to him and Princess Di in the credits. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/1/5/1139915.jpg)
![In the opening of Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs... А FILM BY А LOT OF PEOPLE The opening credits include A film by, which sits for a moment by itself before adding a lot of people. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/1/3/1139913.jpg)
“You better not get your goop in my hair.” Tone it down, Black Cat.
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