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A Cuban military pilot defected to America and then returned to exfiltrate his wife and children. 03 CRACKED.COM Orestes Lorenzo Perez flew a MIG-23 to the US in 1991, and then took a six-pas- senger Cessna 310 back to Cuba, where he was con- sidered a traitor, to extract his family. — Source

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Itching powder was put into the underwear of German uniforms by resistance laundresses. free aball 245 3 odt . 1930 CRAGKED.COM The itching powder made from the Mucuna plant's spiked seeds was devel- oped by the United King- dom's intelligence service to demoralize German sail- ors by making them tre- mendously uncomfortable. — Source

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A US volcanologist David Johnston was killed during the Mt Saint Helens eruption. CRACKED.COM Johnston's mentee, Harry Glick- en, was supposed to join him that day but was reassigned just beforehand. Glicken went on to be killed 11 years later during the eruption of Mt Unzen. They are the only two US volcanologists killed by volcanoes. — Source

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It's never been illegal to kill a praying mantis in the US. GRACKED.COM Praying Mantis' have never been an endan- gered species, and the urban legend that it's against the law to kill one has been around since the 1950's. — Source

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A New Zealand farmer was put into a board game after his friends made him a fake Wikipedia entry. KE GRACKED.COM G Kotahi-Manawa Bradford was accidentally turned into a character for the board game 'Rising Sun' after his friends created a fake Wikipedia entry de- scribing him as a mythical Japanese monster. — Source

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Eastern Whip-poor-wills lay their eggs in phase with the lunar cycle so they hatch 10 days before a full moon. GRACKED.COM When the moon is near full, the adults can forage the entire night and capture large quantities of in- sects to feed to their nestlings. — Source

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The original author barely got any money for the movie. Disney bought the rights to the book from director Sidney Franklin, who had bought them from author Felix Salten for just a thousand bucks (less than $20,000 in 2022 money). Bambi CRACKED.COM — Source

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The Lost Boys Ben Stiller was almost in the movie (maybe?). Stiller may or may not have been joking when he mentioned the fact at the 2010 Hollywood Life Young Hollywood Awards. In any case, he still had a successful career despite not playing a teen vampire. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Kristen Wiig and Ken Jeong are in both movies. Wiig plays Miss Hattie in the first film and Lucy in the sequel. Jeong plays a Talk Show Host in the first, and returns in the second film as Floyd Eagle-san. Despicable Me 1&2 CRACKED.COM — Source

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The Crow Brandon Lee had a character removed. Lee pleaded to director Alex Proyas to remove a villain from an early draft, who was he saw as an Asian stereotype. Proyas agreed. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Do The Right Thing Barack and Michelle Obama saw this movie on their first date. She claims he was trying to impress her by picking a movie by an independent filmmaker. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Mark Wahlberg turned down a role for Planet of the Apes. Wahlberg was offered the role of Linus (which eventually went to Matt Damon), but chose to work on Tim Burton's monkey movie instead. Swing and a miss, Mark. Ocean's Eleven CRACKED.COM — Source

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A real Lego Gotham would be 650 yards long. The animators went into overload to give the city buildings, alleys, businesses, and other features the comic book Gotham had. If built with real Lego bricks, the set would be six and a half football fields long. BANG The Lego Batman Movie CRACKED.COM — Source

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Las Vegas scenes were cut because of The Hangover. Producer Judd Apatow didn't want the movie to be considered The Hangover: Women's Edition, so he cut all the Las Vegas scenes to prevent comparisons from critics. Too bad that many did that anyway. Bridesmaids CRACKED.COM — Source

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Saoirse Ronan had to actually learn how to bake. Director Wes Anderson had Ronan bake the courtesan au chocolat herself on screen, which wasn't easy. We have to wonder if Anderson knows what acting is. Grand Budapest Hotel CRACKED.COM — Source

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CRACKED.COM The Batman Robert Pattinson auditioned in Val Kilmer's Batman costume. Director Matt Reeves already had Pattinson in mind for the Caped Crusader-which is good, because the nipples couldn't have caused a great impression. — Source

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CRACKED.COM The Avengers Jeremy Renner wanted Hawkeye killed off. Even Renner found Clint an underwhelming character at first, and wanted him to die so he could focus on other projects. Instead, Hawkeye is alive and well, with his own series on Disney+. — Source

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