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Donald Trump believes humans have a finite amount of energy to last a lifetime. Не told a man who was training for a triathlon, You are going to die young because of this. (Uh, no. Honestly, how is this guy still alive?) CRACKED.COM — Source

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Tom Cruise says you can cure depression with exercise and vitamins. (If you are suffering from depression, please seek competent medical attention.) CRACKED.COM — Source

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When you eat meat, it sits in your colon for 40 years and putrefies, and eventually gives you the illness you die of. And that is a fact. -Heather Mills, former wife of Paul McCartney (It takes any food an average of 53 hours to travel from your plate to your toilet.) CRACKED.COM — Source

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You get clean litter, mix it with hot water, apply it for IO minutes, and your face will be as smooth as a baby's butt. -Nicole Snooki Polizzi (Inhalation of dust from some clumping cat litter can pose health risks.) GRAGKED.COM — Source

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Human beings are the only mammals that have chosen to not routinely ingest their placenta, which is consumed by every other mammal for its protein and iron-rich properties. -Mayim Bialik (Not all mammals eat the placenta, and the reason they do is to throw predators off the scent. There's no science saying it's beneficial, but there is science saying it can suppress milk production.) CRACKED.COM — Source

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Jennifer Aniston recommends brushing your teeth in the shower, to save water. (Two minutes of running the shower uses about five gallons of water. Two minutes of running the faucet nonstop uses about two gallons.) CRACKED COM — Source

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Sheryl Crow doesn't like her kids to eat gluten, because it bogs down the immune system and contributes to chest colds. (Unless you have Celiac Disease, or at least Gluten Intolerance, gluten isn't going to affect your immune system at all.) CRACKED.COM — Source

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If you have a cold, just take some turpentine with some sugar or castor oil or honey and it'll go away the next day. -Tiffany Haddish (Do NOT do this. Turpentine is a poison that can cause seizures, coma, and organ failure.) CRACKED.COM — Source

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Leeches detoxify your blood. And they have a little enzyme that when they're biting down on you, gets released into your blood. And your health is optimized. -Demi Moore (Leeches have medical uses, but don't detoxify anything. They do run the risk of causing anemia and infection, though.) CRACKED.COM — Source

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Feeling stressed out? Goldie Hawn says to go stand in front of the ocean. (61% of Americans don't live in a county that's directly on the shoreline.) CRACKED.COM — Source

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Michael Douglas says that oral sex can cure throat cancer. THIS PARTICULAR CANCER IS CAUSED BY HPV, WHICH ACTUALLY COMES FROM CUNNILINGUS. AND CUNNILINGUS IS ALSO THE BEST CURE FOR IT. (While it is possible to get HPV from oral sex , there's no support for his claim about the cure.) CRACKED.COM — Source

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You should never need lube in your life. If you need lube, then you're being lazy. -Rhonda Rousey (Reasons for using lube range from age-related issues to medical conditions to varying types of sexual activity.) GRAGKED.COM — Source

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Vitamin D helps yeast infections, SO spread your legs and get some sunshine. -Shailene Woodley (There's no link between Vitamin D and vaginosis, and spread-eagleing to the sun will expose you to sunburn and melanoma. There's a reason for pubic hair.) CRACKED.COM — Source

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Chris Brown tweeted that rage is a sign of success. Chris Brown Follow @chrisbrown Upset? Something wrong? Mad perhaps? Lol, Constant sign of winning! Keep at it. Reply Retweet Favorite 7,142 1,543 RETWEETS FAVORITES (Keep at it, he says. Instead of, for example, look into anger management therapy.) CRACKED.COM — Source

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Every woman can make time has been the same thing for 20 years. Crews focuses on chest and bicep workouts along with push-ups, with some cardio mixed in. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Celebrity Workouts DWAYNE JOHNSON Going from The Rock to The Rock of Eternity. To become Black Adam, Johnson does daily morning cardio, back and biceps on Mondays and Thursdays, chest and triceps on Fridays, and leg workouts on Saturdays. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Celebrity Workouts HILARY DUFF will knock you out. While she does change up her workout routine with crossfit, Duff loves to stay in shape through boxing training. In fact, she kept up with her boxing workouts while pregnant with her second child. CRACKED.COM — Source

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