24 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of May 20, 2024
After a lengthy legal career, two terms as New York City mayor, a failed presidential campaign and a messy run as Donald Trump’s presidential advisor and personal attorney, Rudy Giuliani has moved on to his next logical venture: hawking coffee beans.
In what looked like something straight out of a Saturday Night Live sketch, Giuliani got in front of a green screen to shill two-pound bags of “the best coffee you’ll ever try” (at the low, low price of 30 bucks) with his newly-launched, self-branded coffee line. Rudy’s Coffee comes with notes of “truth, justice and American democracy,” and is allegedly “gentle on your stomach.”
The timeline, however, isn’t buying what Giuliani is selling, with one user very simply pointing out that the man is “broke broke.”
Luckily for Giuliani, the disgraced former mayor and his beans aren’t the only things getting burned online this week. Other digital burn victims included Barnes & Noble cafe baristas, a mixologist with a uniform and a very honest child.
